Miley Cyrus Owns TWO Cell Phones!


Miley Cyrus Dedicates Web Video to Jesus
The squeaky-clean duo divulge everything from their favorite color (blue for both) to number of boyfriends (zero apiece) to late-night dancing at Target in their pajamas and their religion ("Yes, we are," is their unified and emphatic response to whether they are Christian.)

"We love Jesus!" Cyrus, 15, says. "Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! ... Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it." People

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i'm really struggling to see whats so hot about this one...

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:03pm
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I'm just gonna copy and paste:

What a cruel world when a no-talent-skank hits the Big Time for being the daughter of fucking BILLY RAY CYRUS. God I hate Disney.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:03pm
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hideous...

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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She should quit going pantie-less trying to lure older dudes into getting jailtime.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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She makes me want to diet

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:10pm
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Yea, one phone to make calls on, the other to put on vibrate and put it up her tight snatch.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:38pm
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I can't explain it but her teeth bug me more than that yvonne chick from Chuck. I think it's the gums. She's still in her awkward phase. I'm hoping she'll blossom into a hot woman and not another Amanda Bynes fumble.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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Just remember Miley.....Britney claimed to be down with Jeebus too...and look where she is.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:41pm
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She needs to have her fingers cut off.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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her nails look awful.....and i do agree about the coments about her fucked up teeth....but who knows, maybe she we will improve with time....we all had our occuard days right?

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 3:06pm
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once again, the bastards engaging in some low grade pedophelia. why, i ask you? why?

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 3:15pm
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When her body fills out in about five years...OMG.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 4:25pm
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one cell phone for each chin

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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I love her hair and legs
I've got nothing against religion, but shouldn't Christian girls wear longer skirts?

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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of corse they do
i am a catholic what are you???

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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i love her legs.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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What is up with her hair, come on now girl pass a comb in it!

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 8:21pm
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Oh come on, you gotta give it up for her legs. They are nice and shapely for someone so young and skinny.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 9:13pm
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"I wear mini skirts I have to pull down to keep from showing my goodies for Jesus!" Cyrus, 15, says.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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she's getting uglier and uglier each time I see her.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 9:57pm
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She looks absolutely retarded, especially when she attempts to be sexy. A 15-year-old girl should not be wearing a miniskirt. Billy Ray should learn from Lynne Spears on how NOT to raise his daughter.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 11:32pm
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Nice legs!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 2:52am
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A couple more years Miley, a couple more years...

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 5:49am
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BTW: good call #7!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 5:58am
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i cant see why she gets called buetiful she is ok looking not ugly but she aint all that.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 6:15am
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She says this as she snorts coke, no doubt.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 6:50am
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MILEY OOPS YOU DROPPED ONE BEND OVER AND PICK IT UP

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 @ 11:21am
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nothing but a beautiful California state, she rocks!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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i dont even get what the big problem is if she wants to where miniskirts let her she has a right to you know!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 12:25am
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hey i have a did you know!! < abou t miley

did you know that she is dating one of her dancers!! she is 15 and he is 22 O.M.G.!!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:57pm
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She has nice hair but looks like she lost a fight with her comb.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 2:36am
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