Miley Cyrus Owns TWO Cell Phones!
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Miley Cyrus Dedicates Web Video to Jesus
The squeaky-clean duo divulge everything from their favorite color (blue for both) to number of boyfriends (zero apiece) to late-night dancing at Target in their pajamas and their religion ("Yes, we are," is their unified and emphatic response to whether they are Christian.)
"We love Jesus!" Cyrus, 15, says. "Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! ... Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it." People












i'm really struggling to see whats so hot about this one...
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I'm just gonna copy and paste:
What a cruel world when a no-talent-skank hits the Big Time for being the daughter of fucking BILLY RAY CYRUS. God I hate Disney.
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hideous...
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She should quit going pantie-less trying to lure older dudes into getting jailtime.
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She makes me want to diet
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Yea, one phone to make calls on, the other to put on vibrate and put it up her tight snatch.
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I can't explain it but her teeth bug me more than that yvonne chick from Chuck. I think it's the gums. She's still in her awkward phase. I'm hoping she'll blossom into a hot woman and not another Amanda Bynes fumble.
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Just remember Miley.....Britney claimed to be down with Jeebus too...and look where she is.
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She needs to have her fingers cut off.
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her nails look awful.....and i do agree about the coments about her fucked up teeth....but who knows, maybe she we will improve with time....we all had our occuard days right?
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once again, the bastards engaging in some low grade pedophelia. why, i ask you? why?
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When her body fills out in about five years...OMG.
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one cell phone for each chin
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I love her hair and legs
I've got nothing against religion, but shouldn't Christian girls wear longer skirts?
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of corse they do
i am a catholic what are you???
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i love her legs.
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What is up with her hair, come on now girl pass a comb in it!
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Oh come on, you gotta give it up for her legs. They are nice and shapely for someone so young and skinny.
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"I wear mini skirts I have to pull down to keep from showing my goodies for Jesus!" Cyrus, 15, says.
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she's getting uglier and uglier each time I see her.
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She looks absolutely retarded, especially when she attempts to be sexy. A 15-year-old girl should not be wearing a miniskirt. Billy Ray should learn from Lynne Spears on how NOT to raise his daughter.
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Nice legs!
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A couple more years Miley, a couple more years...
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BTW: good call #7!
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i cant see why she gets called buetiful she is ok looking not ugly but she aint all that.
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She says this as she snorts coke, no doubt.
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MILEY OOPS YOU DROPPED ONE BEND OVER AND PICK IT UP
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nothing but a beautiful California state, she rocks!
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i dont even get what the big problem is if she wants to where miniskirts let her she has a right to you know!
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hey i have a did you know!! < abou t miley
did you know that she is dating one of her dancers!! she is 15 and he is 22 O.M.G.!!
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She has nice hair but looks like she lost a fight with her comb.
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