Miley Cyrus Films "Hannah Montana: The Movie" in Malibu

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I'm pretty sure this flick will make a ba-zillion dollars in worldwide sales for Disney. And, Miley's parents will probably keep half of their daughter's take. Bastards.

Hannah Montana Superfan: Simon Grant on presenting the Disney quiz
Simon Grant is best known for being covered in green slime in children's quiz show Gunge Grant. Now he's testing the UK's knowledge of teen sensation Hannah Montana.

How did you get involved with Hannah Superfan?
I was lucky enough to get asked and when I heard how ambitious the concept of the show was, I jumped on board.

Are you a fan of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus?
I had heard of her, hasn’t everyone? I'm definitely a fan but I could never call myself a Superfan. They are a breed unto their own! [More @ Telegraph]



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KILL IT WITH FIRE

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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Screw killing it with fire....KILL IT WITH URANIUM!!!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:59pm
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I'm thinking mine field. Might as well have some sport in it. We can take bets on how far she gets.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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Now I have a reason to take that trip to Eiffel tower and jump off....The world is really coming to an end.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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this movie looks like it should be a lot of fun!!
NOT.
she looks unbelievably fake..she has mastered the art of looking like a tween idiot

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:12pm
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I wonder if she's still a virgin?

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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The magic 8 ball says "Are You Fucking Kidding?".

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
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Ha! Curious G'......no way! When the film opens, I'll be the only adult in the front blocking the view of the kiddies, and with a box of popcorn in my lap.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:20pm
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i won't even lie...i'm ineffected with the Miley Virus...not in a creepy pederast way. its just that song "THE LAST TIME I FREAKED OUT, I JUST KEPT LOOKING DOWN, I STU-STU-STUTTERED WHEN YOU ASKED ME WHAT I'M THINKING 'BOUT". how cool is that. she's so cool. look at her stretching her shoulders. when i die i want to comeback as a disney teen queen. haha

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:26pm
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LMAO, DUDE! thats fucking hillerious!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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Thanks! Now I have that song stuck in my head. I had Pumpin Up The Party before work, and now this right before bedtime. Woo-Hoo!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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A 15 year old girl on a casting couch.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:31pm
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OK....someone...Give Sir Percy the Disney immunization shot already. Jeez soon he'll be saying he tapes Phil of Future on a regular basis and snorts sugar and cinnamon to keep him peppy.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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actually when I was like seven I snorted sugar on a regular basis. I thought it helped me concentrate and stay awake.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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Disney immunization shot...no way man. phil of the future was the POOH!!! phil and keely were so cute together. too bad it got scrapped...at least there's wizards of waverly place. i like to mix the sugar and cinnamon together and call it 'Pixie Dust' haha.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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i think shes absoltutely ridiculous and have a sneaking suspicion that she'll grow up to be a monumental twat. I dont care if shes only 15. Look at her being carried on a surfboard by those 'hunks'. STATE.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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Your probaby right.....But I think you just want to be on those surf boards. LOL! :O)

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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oh no! a teen girl is making a movie for teens and tweens doing things teens and tweens dream about doing! wo is me, the adult who can't stop getting off to the fact that this teenage girl is doing things that should have no effect on my life.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:58pm
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Somebody buy the rifle....I'll take the shot.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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Too fug for words.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:27pm
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she doesn't even look like herself here, she looks fucking halfway tolerable in this shot.

Otherwise, she is one of the ugliest kids I have ever seen.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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But imagine what it would be to fuck that small, tight body of hers... taking her from behind... she turns her cheeky, teethy face to you and moans loudly... "more... more... MORE".

God, I need to go out more frequently.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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No, dear...You need a huge cock stuck up your asshole.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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She looks annoying and irritating, and certainly looks like she will be a train wreck in a few years.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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i am a miley cyrus former big fan, and this movie can be a lof of fun, but problem this, i hate this FUCKING TRASH TALK! if people were fans like this cutie and that trash talks to her, while you are a fan, u can fucking arrested right away from the security or any malibu police, because this is fucking retarded, and this garbage and the non-sense talking needs to STOP immediately!!!!!!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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throw her in the shark infested waters

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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I want to know one thing about this movie - Does She Get Naked?

#6 - No

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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Some haters up in here... and not only that why are you guys talking about killing or having her injured... your acting like she actual comes into your life and beats you down... she is just a entertainer who you can easily avoid by not going on to Disney channel and watching gossip shows lol

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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AND SHE IS A CHILD YOU SICK WANKERS

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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I LOVE MILEY! she is adorable and that's that. not sexy or nothin, she's just a cute little girl and i love her.

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 7:47pm
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I'm thinking she's the next Britney Spears. Popular as hell for no apparent reason, and kinda cutesy, as a teenager. But success is going to her head, just like it did to Britney. Watch out in about five years. She might flame just as quickly as Britney did. And we know how that story is turning out.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 10:33am
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Hopefully, she won't be the next Jamie Lynn Spears.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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You have to admit that she's pretty fuckable. Can't wait for her sex video to leak and become the top story in media.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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i want a blowjob from miley

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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I can't wait for my nieces and nephews to beg me to take them to see this, AND HSM3 *hint my sarcasm*.
I don't know what to think about this girl, she seems fun, but at the same time shes just up to no good, and wants the world to see her as a slut. I feel bad for her sometimes, but she kinda leads herself into it. =)

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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