Her dress looks like a bib from Red Lobster.

Garbage pail kid.

Me hungry for Miley Cyrus.
Me call Billy Ray.
Me know Billy Ray.
Me give Billy Ray cookie in 1994.
Me take Billy Ray cookie and eat it in front of him.
Me ask Billy Ray if me can come to Billy Ray house to eat Miley.
Billy Ray say me okay to come and eat Miley.
Me open door to Billy Ray house.
Me say hello.
Me hear Miley say hello.
Me hear Miley say go in kitchen.
Me go in kitchen.
Me see plate of cookies.
Me eat plate of cookies.
Yum yum yum num num num yum num num yum.
Me look up see man.
Man no Billy Ray.
Man say name Chris Hansen.
Me say me in kitchen only eat cookie not Miley.
Me hear man ask what me think was going to happen.
Me say me have to go.
Me run out of house.
Me arrested.
Me go to jail.
No cookie in jail.
Me call lawyer.
Me get community service.
Me have important friends.

so youre a pedo cookie monster?

Hey Cookie...Ever watch the show.....Never bring condoms....It's called the nail in the coffin.....And if you only came to eat cookies....Why did you bring your pea shotter?

Me no pedophile.
Me only want eat Miley.
Me eat like cookie.
Me no understand why me can't eat Miley like cookie.
Me want eat everything like cookie.
Me eat Kenny Lingis like cookie.
Me have problem.
Me seek help.
Me forgot to take medication.

page 7 almost some side boob! DAMN YOU BOOB TAPE!

Me never see show.
Me no have tv.
Me eat tv.
Me think me want to know what is pea shotter.
Can me eat pea shotter?

I like her boots.

But she still looks like a goddamn mutant Cabbage Patch Doll.

15 year old Japanese girls and 60+ year old ex-hippies are the only people allowed to make that hand gesture. Her and Lohan both need to have an accident involving said fingers and a garbage disposal.

You have to have side boob....To show side boob.

@ Richard - Good call on the Red Lobster bib reference.

Looks like Miley can finally afford her own doublewide on the less bitter side of Pennsylvania.

oh, she does have boob

billy ray is such a douche.

his achy breaky career BROKE so he decided to have a kid and basically turn the whole experience into a sweat shop of sorts. thanks to his kid, we know who billy ray cyrus is again.

he SHOULD be in the where are they now file...instead he is rolling in it again and i hate him AGAIN.

she is very unfortunate looking

Is it me....Or do they look a bit too water balloonish.

she's cute
her only ugly feature is her mouth/teeth
$18.2 million year... lucky girl

Ugly... Annoying... Boring.

You know, I am not trying to be mean but this is not going to be an attractive woman.

Miley's looking great in these dresses, as usual!

"Daddy don't let your baby grow up to be Hananh Montana! Don't let her drink coffee and wear to much mascara. Make her a student and daughter and such! Daddy don't let your daughter grow up to be Hannah Montana! She'll sit in her room and make Youtube videos alone, or even with someone she loves!

Sung to Waylon Jennings "Mamas don't let your babies"

i'd invest in that

Wouldn't it be nice to be in Mississippi in the year 2009.

I can't wait until she crashes and burns like Britany - hopefully with her tits out and dicks in her face (or maybe even a pussy)

It's only a matter of time

lol, she looks gorgeous to me! my results for this,

Miley Cyrus's Loser Fan Results,Boring: 98%Annoying: 85%Cute: 19%Dress: 67%Beautiful: 14%Gorgeous: 3%--------------------------------Non-Losers fan,Boring: 44%Annoying: 23%Cute: 89%Dress: 50%Beautiful: 41%Gorgeous: 37%--------------------------------
for me, she's alright :) 100%