I'd be your pet anytime baby...

hot but trashy

oh god...they should of just cut to the chase and named themselves "PUN" magazine...

she's so damn skankalicious...i'd like to take her home and snack on her...

She ought to have posed with a headless cock - as in poultry. It's what foxes do and she does to most men.

And skanky as I think she is: She does not need that amount of photoshopping that was done to her face.
(Unless she has started to use meth lately.)

Who's the bitchy Megan Fox impersonator?

I can't believe this bitch just won both the FHM US and FHM UK 100 Sexiest lists.

very trashy with her collagen lips, tattoos and tons of makeup

I see nothing attractive on the inside or outside of this bitch except her eyes.

hmmm.......she's ayt!!

This is the wtf line for the year- "I feel like wild animals are so much more closer to God"...what is she on?

fake bitch.

i'd still do her

I agree with #8 & most of #10 (I wouldn't do her). She seems stuck up and stupid. She tries too hard to be sexy and it comes off as very pretentious.

She also seems a little too into her animals. French kissing a parrot? But, then again, if I to choose between Brian Austin Green and a parrot, I'd choose the parrot too.

The lips look horrible and her head looks too big for her body. My lord, i don't understand wtf she did to herself.

She used to be beautiful. She's still pretty, but she's really fucked herself up considering what a goddess she used to be. After the Tansformers she let shit just all go to her head and did all sorts of crap that just made her look less attractive. Honestly, I don't know how women who get plastic surgery actually think that something looks good when they looked so much better before. She should get rid of the fucking lip injections and whatever she's using to pull her face skin up.

Very pretty, indeed.

can that upper lip injection get anymore obvious?

and her face looks so tight...i really dont like this bitch...she is trying too hard to stand out from the rest...you are no angelina jolie...bitches like her drive me mad...they start out all sweet and shit and all the sudden act like they are hardcore and bad asses with a couple of tats and dyed black hair...ugh

She's the classic example of a woman who men love and women hate.

I think she is deserving of being rated #1.

Though I don't like the tats, I agree with #17.

lol her face is tight because she is young and her skin isn't sagging yet. Also she is in shape and there's no extra fat on her face and under her chin. You people are nit picking, but us normal people just see gorgeous girl.

And the photoshoot was great too. Kudos to Megan for being an animal lover!

17,
why? because she is so hot hat women hate? i called her hot a lot of times in the past but the vibe she is giving off to me has pretty much taken over

This bitch WAS hot. Before she lost weight and started pumping her lips up.

Now she just looks fucking weird.

she is totally hot, but that mag couldn't possibly be a bigger bunch of bullshit.

D55 - I won't argue about the awful tattoos, that she is a terrible actress, the injected lips, and I do see the skank factor (even thou she has been with the same man for quite some time), but I think she is absolutely gorgeous and is so sexy. I typically like the "girl next door" type of woman, but Megan really does it for me. I think a man desires a "trashy" woman every once in a while.

^ yes, I know what you mean...it was that trashy and bitchy look that got me to call her "hot" but like i said, that vibe she gives off has been annoying the shit out of me recently

They should have had one of these Maxim type quotes, "I always dress up like a prostitute when I'm going to hold wild animals and be photoshopped to death."

D55 - I know the vibe you are talking about and how it would rub someone the wrong way.

If you gave me the option of any woman, 8 hours, and a case of Monster Energy drinks...Megan Fox would certainly come to mind for me, among others.

I like Megan.

She looks hot in some pics, but in others looks like a blow-up sex doll. Nice to know the voters of FHM have a vast conception of beauty and not just some brainwashed appreciation of plastic hollywood clones with blank faces, blown up lips and nose-jobs.
Also the article itself is a joke. A not so clever implication with beastiality that no doubt builts the hopes of all the perverts out there that Megan is a dirty sex mad nymph. And whats pathetic is that it will probably work.

I used to like her too but now shes jsut trying to hard to be angelina.
too fake. too slutty. and oh god gross tats. and the animal obsession? whats up with that? She says she stopped eating pork cuz pigs have feelings....i bet she eats hamburgers and chicken or else she woudl of said she went vegetarian... What chickens and Cows don't have feelings?

if she would dress nice, fix the tattoos, and stop wearing tons of makeup
she would be more deserving of this spot.

she is still a very gorgeous woman minus the stuff above and assuming she is not a total bitch in real life

"Hot dogs and breakfast meats"? Come on, you've got your Tacos Al Pastor, Jerked Pork, Chinese Barbecued Pork, Pickled Pig Snouts Tails Feet Hocks etc., Smothered Pork, Garlic Braised Tenderloin, Smoked Ham, Hog Head Cheese, Whole Spit Roast Piglet, Carolina Pulled Pork, and the list goes on. Which Waffle House have you been trapped in?

i love that pig

She is really hot but needs to ditcht he Marilyn Monroe tat