Mary Carey & Huge Boobs Eat w/ Mr. Sugar Daddy @ Mr. Chow
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: SplashThese were snapped last night @ Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.
Porn star turned camera whore Mary Carey (no, not Mariah Carey) is not new to Bastardly. Last year we uncovered she might give $5 blowjobs, but that was based purely on bastardly speculation. And, while we're speculating, we also reported a back in June that Mary Carey had Vegas birthday sex---not that any of you guys give a shit.
Anyway, with presidential elections just passing, Mary Carey would like you bastards to know that she'll run for president in 2016, when she'll finally be eligible to run (minimum age to run is 35 & Mary's currently 28). I just read that on her Wiki & figured you guys would wanna know. A black man named Barack Obama just became president so why can't a porn star w/ huge boobies?!

























I think she has a really pretty smile. And that's a nice outfit. I especially like the shoes. They're pretty, but not slutty.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
She's sexy in a slutty way (No surprise she's a pornstar) Her boobs are made for tittyfucking...Anyone seen some of her movies?
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Mary needs to lay off the chow. She's a couple bon bons away from a major blowup and if that happens she'll be lucky to get 5 bucks for a blowjob.
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That is classic.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
YAWN, she's not even a good porn star.
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best joke this month, can anyone top that one? Nice job Goliano
skilliganReply to this Comment
Met her at a show, the smile is fake, she turns it on and off in a picosecond, (that is a million times faster than a millisecond) and she is shallow beyond belief.
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