Marisa Miller is a Fast Pitching Chicago Cub!

Snapped @ some Victoria's Secret Chicago Swim Event

You guys have to see this woman pitch b/c from the pics, it looks like Marisa Miller has a crazy arm!

And, I have no idea how this is helping to sell VS swim wear to women, but then again, I don't really give a shit...

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i bet the whole team plowed her in the locker room

WokkaWokka
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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^^^ hehe
on a similar note

is it me or does it look like her jeans are falling down?

omega
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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I'd hit her with a baseball bat cross the buttaface

concubine
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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That is just not a pretty face at all.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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She is not going to age very well...

Tray-C
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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I don't think she's that bad...kinda skinney if you ask me...but good enough to catch some balls.....

Mundo
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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i bet kerry wood has wood

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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she fucking hot as hell!! she has quite good arm there!! MLB Chicago Cubs playing tonight on ESPN!!!!! with gay ass new york mets!

Blickerfield93277
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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Her body is insane, but that face, not so much. I mean, yeah she's a pretty woman, but as far as VS standards? No.

xtoolx
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:58pm
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baseball has never interested me this much in my life...

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 7:09pm
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I would bang this chick during red tide! top 3 for me.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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is that dude on Page 3 trying to hide his boner.

she's hot btw

jamieson
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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Damnn that body! That freakin body!

highroller
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 7:48pm
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oh and i dont understand..... If this is for a swim event why not put her in...idk....swimwear!

highroller
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 7:51pm
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to me she is BUTTA!~

chuchutrainbitch
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:04pm
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pic three showcases kerry "i'm currently sporting some" wood

Holy Fucking Shit Son
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:40pm
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Don't feel the face but the body looks very nice.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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LMAO! @ Page 9. That is a typical hot chick throw.

Douche Baggery
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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all you idiots that say she's butta are well...idiots. maybe her face isn't as smoking as her body but I'd have my eyes open the whole time I was fucking her...her body is off the charts!!!

horny guy
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:45pm
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and her extremely low-rise jeans

d55
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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noooooooooooo don't pitch for the Cubs :( :( :(

philrenaud
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 9:42pm
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Her eyes seem to be looking in two different directions plus she looks 40.

Weenieroast
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 9:48pm
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Fuck the Mets, fuck the Cubs.
She looks like she's melting.

Molly
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:25pm
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dude i HATE this chick.

she's got damn orange foundation 20 shades too dark. sunspotted rachel zoe textured skin when no airbrushing is availible. uhhh hidious breasts. the hair!!! fuck she is so boring shes so fake. shes like so aged highschool mum who still like to think she looks pretty.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 11:07pm
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She needs a bag more than Fergie.

McPerv
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 11:07pm
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Someone needs to point all those HOMOSEXUALS that think Marisa isn't SMOKING HOT to the nearest Gay Porn site.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:05am
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She actually has her elbow above her shoulder so she doesn't throw like a woman.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:22am
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Marisa is not a butta face! She has sun damage, yes, but come on you mean bastards! Her body is sooo beautiful.

Hallery
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 12:49am
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she looks good, for a 45 year old.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 3:54am
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I don't know about the face but... I'd DIE to have her GORGEOUS body..!!! :O

EiriniRKā„¢
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 3:59am
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You dumb fucks. Who in their right mind could say that she is truly ugly? I mean shit, she might not be the prettiest girl on the planet, but she is a FAR CRY from ugly. I can appreciate "different strokes for different folks" too, however, I would LOVE to see pictures of the last 5 girls each of you dipshits (the ones that said, "She's a buttaface," "I'm so sick of her," "She's fugly," etc.) slept with. (IF you've even had THAT much action.) I'm willing to wager that not one of you faggots has even come close to bedding down with a girl of this caliber. Fucking critics...so quick to hate on someone at the top of their game...Do the world a favor and off yourself...Nobody prospers from your negativity.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 4:20am
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everyone knows she's not ugly, I don't personally care for her face. She is definitly doing her thing though, so who really cares what we have to say.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:02am
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Take a good look at pics 4 and 5.

I wouldn't call her ugly, but her face is rough and maculine. If she didn't have big tits and blonde hair, you wouldn't look twice.

Her body is an 8, her face is a 4.

McPerv
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:03am
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Nice form. That's cool.

king biscuit
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:32am
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IVE ALWAYS LIKED MARISA

germ
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:44am
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She looks older than she is and doesn't have the best skin, but she is still hot!

Missy
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 9:47am
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marisa ain't ugly, but she ain't the best in VS

i bet the Cubs would have put her on the mound considering their pitching staff sucks

d_jologs
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 2:13am
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stripperface

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 3:45pm
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