Marisa Miller - GQ Magazine, August 2008
Posted on Monday, July 7th, 2008 @ 3:30pm by Jackson
Maxim editorial director James Kaminsky says 2008 is indeed the year of Miller. "She represents the return of the great American supermodel, and she's veering towards ubiquity," he says. "But in a really great way."
In addition to basking in the glow of her newly appointed hotness, Miller is developing a shoe line with Vans and supporting the Young Survival Coalition, which promotes breast cancer awareness among women in their 20s and 30s. USA Today
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looks hot here
I say a 10
Must admit.. that slut looks bangable from here
My favorite butterface:D:D
I don't like her body. I know everyone praises her for her body but I think its nothing special. She's just a skinny chick with big tits. Her tits are a bit too big for my taste (more than a handful is a waste) and I don't like her extremely long torso. The length of her torso makes her legs look extremely short in comparison.
I agree.
^^^^
Gay.
There's no such thing as tits too big.
Maybe those are girls..ahem.. gay girls.
agree about breasts, but about torso- i cant agree,i think its perfect, if it would be shorter, than her waist wouldn't be so feminine..
and her legs are perfect ,they are not short
faggot, go suck a black cock, you'd like that.
You would know.
maybe a waste, but some of us like leftovers...
You are completely out of your mind. She is perfect.
Said like Caveman from Geico commercial "uhhhhhhhhh, what?"
They broke the mold with this chick A+
Asstastic~!
I don't find her hot but I think the majority of this photoshoot is quite cool
That wiggle in the walk and giggle in the talk
Makes the world go round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
That makes me act so funny, make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl, OH baby that's what I like!
*sighs and shaking head in disbelief*
MY MY MY!!! i can't even think right now. i'll be back later to try and explain
Oh that poor deformed girl, a little noxema on those bumps and they should go away....
chicks like this dont exist in real life
I WOULD SUCK HER TAMPONS DRY.THATS A REAL MAN
Good grief. Her body is stunning, breathtaking, exquisite, sublime, a work of art. There's a reason she's everywhere right now. Because she's peaking. No one else looks like her, no one else has that body. If they did you would be looking at them, not her.
Everyone who hates on the girl has issues. She is super hot, but you're right normal women don't look like this, normal women are shorter and chunkier....
what does that even mean?
a waste of what?
is there some kind of tit flesh shortage i'm not aware of?
that has got to be the lamest complaint ever
are you blind?
do you experience everything through your hands like the chick Lionel Ritchie is in love with in the "Hello" video?
because you know tits are nice to look at too
you don't have to paw them all up to appreciate them
if you don't like big tits
just say: "hey i don't like big tits"
Her boobs are great. Looks like she's got a boob job (a very good one), but they look nice.
Those are real boobs. Fake boobs don't look like that. Audrina, Pam Anderson, they have fake boobs and you can see it. If you have to wonder if boobs are fake then they aren't. There isn't a doctor in Beaverly Hills that can make boobs look like Marissa's. Not now, not never. Those are the real thing. Accept it. It's okay. Some women have gorgeous boobs. She's one of those women.
I would accept it if it was true. I didn't say they were fake, I just think she's had a boob job (just a feeling, and not a jealous one). Gisele Bündchen has had a while ago (she's removed her implants) and they looked amazingly natural...so it's not impossible to have a great boob job that make the woman's breats look natural.
I know several in Brazil though that can mold boobs like they were working with playdough and they can also do wonders with asses as well there - la bunda.
LOL - Calm down! I don't like big tits, they don't age well and they usually look out of place on chicks unless the girl is fat (and I like my women thin).
"More than a handful is a waste" - Haven't you heard that saying before? I'm not the first to say it. Its just an expression. God damn.
My boyfriend says the same thing. He thinks too big looks either fake or like they belong on a granny or a fat chick. Smaller = perkier, but not too small.
He says that to make you feel better about yourself.
I dunno, I guess I'm just not that easily impressed. cuz she doesn't really do anything for me.
She looks great, but she looks like she would feel like sand paper....A bit gritty. In 5 years she is going to be a prune.
Picture....."The Worlds Greatest Gorge"....Boy would I like to gorge on that before age takes its toll.
meant picture 9
This woman IS the definition of "American Perfection". She is a goddess with an amazing body, amazing talent and amazing personality. Again, the only word that comes to mind is PERFECTION.
And thats the bottom line.......
I don't like her facial features, but that body is tight.
Me thinks that "(Uncertified Bastard)" is actually Moe. That specific inner homo conflict that's just pouring out on every post is too similar to argue.
And I don't get the butterface comments about Miller. Her face and her tits are the best things about her. The rest of her body is no body. So no thanks.
You know, JM, I think you're onto something here. Moe should either come to terms with his inner homo or stop annoying all of us with his idiotic posts. It's clear as the nose on my face that he is DEEPLY terrified of breasts, hips, and vaginas.
whoever find 1 flaw on this perfect girl is seriously screwed up...girls are just jealous and the guys are dating a much shorter, chubbier chick so they are trying to make it better in their mind. It's sad, just apreciate an absolutely incredibly SEXY body and move on!!!
I agree, her body IS awesome. Her face is just under raisin face and she has no lips. If I can claim a prettier face than someone than I'm not impressed.
a prune in 5 years, sure, okay...but she's a damn fine plum right now!!!
yah, that ASS is "no body"...fucking FAT WORSHIPER. You like the extra juicy cellulite doncha??
PERFECT!!!!! If her thighs were a bit softer, even more perfect..lol
i think she's the kind of model who only looks good in a bathing suit. put her in jeans and a tee shirt and she looks off balance and strange.
Maybe the best body I've ever seen. The total package. Damn.
where's the brown bag?
"whoever find 1 flaw on this perfect girl is seriously screwed up...girls are just jealous and the guys are dating a much shorter, chubbier chick so they are trying to make it better in their mind. It's sad, just apreciate an absolutely incredibly SEXY body and move on!!!"
Sorry brent. But not everyone is a fashion freak drone.
"yah, that ASS is "no body...fucking FAT WORSHIPER. You like the extra juicy cellulite doncha??""
Uh...yah...cause there is no ass on that body you fucking little white prissy bitch.
No go away and do the only thing you are good at. Which is reading Cosmopolitan magazines while not eating.
LOL!
also, nothing to do with her, but what the fuck is the theme of this photo shoot?
she could do with more bum
I don't know, but the bum looks pretty good in pic #9. She actually has one of the nicer bums out of all the supermodels.
yeah out of the supermodels hers reigns supreme, but if we're talking on a global scale... more bum needed!!!!
We'll send Marisa over your way for pie and mash! That will do the trick.
i would LOVE to make her pie and mash, and a good old trifle for afters. Lovely!
I love trifle! Can I come too?
hell yes! i fully expect you to be there. I'll even throw in some pavlova too!
Ok, if I bring Marisa do I need to bring anything else? lol
Pavlova? I never had that before, but I'm looking forward to it.
no, you bring the supermodel, i'll sort the rest.
Pavlova is like a big meringue but chewier in the middle served with fresh whipped cream and summer fruits. Its a taste sensation, im not even lying.
a prune in 5 years, sure, okay...but she's a damn fine plum right now!!!
Actually she still looks a bit rough skinned already.....I'm afraid she already on her way downhill.
Still damn fine....At her age though she should still on her climb up, not on her way down. Oh well, just my opinion.
fair enough... a slightly overripe, but damn sweet plum then. heheh.
Don't like Marisa's face or body at all. Candice Swanepoel is the hottest model with the nicest body, She is very thin yet still has beautiful feminine curves.
Redeeming bent back, forced ass shot at page 9.
If you don't get the throbbing feeling in your nether region looking at these pics, then you must be gay! This chick is hot.
hey Johnny, why don't you bitch on all of the others that say she is perfect? Too much work for you I guess...maybe you should just stay away?
That's the nicest "in shape" ass I've ever seen!
There is a reason why she is EVERYWHERE right now...mmmmmm...whadya think?
And that reason is PERSISTENCE. She's been doing Victoria's Secret for like 10 years. Gisele quit, then Tyra, so they started pushing the old hags that they had never paid attention to before who were still under contract. Namely, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr (okay, that's not fair, she is not an old hag, she just fucked an actor and made a name for herself). Big publicity push - viva la new supermodel!
At least old Victoria's Secret hag Alessandra Ambrosio is actually good-looking. This bitch is the type whose career is created by an agency.
ummmmmm, she just joined VS...get your facts straight before you go on a jealous rant.
She is eveywhere because the SI got a BILLION hits or something after she got the cover..that translates to magazine sales...there you have it.
I don't find her face attractive and that automatically makes me jealous? Go take your shrink talk somewhere else, crackhead. I just said Alessandra Ambrossio is beautiful so I guess I wouldn't envy her at all.
actually she was working with VS back in 2001.
I know this, my aunt subscribes and I've been looking at her raisin-faced mug for years.
Bottom line: Bangin body, nice hair, ugly face.
yeah i was talking to sue, she said marisa had just joined VS. i just forgot to hit reply!
I wasn't being sarcastic or anything, I was just agreeing with you. Damn online communication - you can't tell people's tone!
Now, this is accurate. She looks like Kurt Russell in the face, but she's got one of the banginest White girl bodies there is.
Hottest photoshoot she has ever done. i just came.
i really really wanna touch her body...her boobs look damn hot here...and the ass shots...oh my
I curse the douchebag who gets to lie on top of Marissa, stick his peen in her supremely silky puss, and fuck her. Imagine sucking on those titties. Imagine looking down at that incredible body as it gets hammered back and forth, doing her doggy style, pulling her hair, licking her ass, watching her ride you while she's on top, her tits bouncing up and down, pinching her nips with your thumb and forefinger, and then, AND THEN, coming inside of her, or on her perfect smooth brown belly, or, dare I say it, in her mouth...
OH MY FUCKING GOD CURSE THAT MAN! CURSE HIM! CURSE HIS FAMILY AND HIS ANCESTORS!
iTs nOT fucKING FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marissa is as close to perfection as you can get and I love the fact that she makes other girls jealous because that only makes her hotter
girls only get nasty and dismissive when they feel threatened, and i can't imagine any girl or woman NOT feeling threatened by 2008's Piece of Ass of the Year.
She's going to get old soon? Yeah, no shit.
But she aint old right now.
She is ripe and ready. It doesn't get any better in 2008 than Marissa
Fuck you haters!
DEALLLLLL!
Nope. Not true. I am dismissive because she is a butterface. This woman: http://image61.webshots.com/61/8/25/35/2814825350098979063eXInUV_fs.jpg
inspires jealousy. Raisin-face does not. Why is that so hard to comprehend?
This is how you do a GQ cover: http://www.stormmodels.com/images_models/2932/Alessandra_Ambrosio_66.jpg
Raisin-face does not know how. She is about 5 years away from being Rachel Zoe: http://static.flickr.com/107/285967125_a91043b1ff.jpg
Oh, yeah, she's not that great...
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!!!!!!!!!
Please.
Bitch is crazy insane mental hot. Men have killed for way less.
Marissa's the kind you kill YOURSELF over.
But, yeah, she's just okay, nothing that great.
Do some of you realise how stupid you sound when you talk like that?
Her face and body aren't that great, but her boobs are awesome. She's kind of skinny. She also looks dirty; kind of like she just finished having sex.
this is a Hell hot body for REAL HARD SEX!!!! she kicks out gisele's GQ
i wanna do her...
I cannot get enough of this girl......beautiful.
fuck this ugly BLONDE BIMBO!!!
where's the adriana lima pics at????
Adriana Lima inspires jealousy. This raisin-face does not.
Those pics belong in a porno magazine! And her body kinda resembles Pamela Anderson's.. esp. on page 10.
This woman is hot: http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Alessandra.Ambrosio.Model.jp...
Marisa "Butterface" Miller = ugly from the neck up.
Eh. What do men know? They'll take any skinny thing with tits and blonde hair. That's how Paris Hilton got to fuck the whole northern hemisphere.
Don't be so bitter towards blonde chicks!!
i kinda skimmed through the above comments, so idk if it's already been mentioned - but are her tits fake or real??? they nice either way
hah.. what is most funny is how dark skinned people try to look like white people, for example Beyonce, with a fake blonde hair, well she often has a wig, and she uses make up to lighen her skin so it appears white! And that loser Handsome Black Fella who feels so ashamed of bein black, that he said that he really is a white dude!! That is why he always sounds so bitter in his comments. Just an example.
And.. let's not forget about Michael Jackson..lol
OK, did you really take so much offense at my comment that you had to go posting racist crap? All you are doing is showing off how much of a bitch you are. I posted how gorgeous Hayden Paniettiere (who is blonde) is before even commenting on Marisa. Btw, you look really tacky in your picture. So congratulations.
Let me guess, I'm supposed to be jealous of you too right? Because you're a blonde? lol. Sweetie, I would take my looks over yours, you look like a vampire.
I did not say anything like that.. and you show a lot of nerve calling me that when all you have on your profile pic. is a picture of your booty. And also.. you showed you bitchieness by callin all blonde girls whores.
Pam, you're sexy. I'd love to slide my big hard cock inside of your wet pussy.
I never said all blonde girls are whores, I merely alluded to the fact that blonde girls are held to a lower standard, for instance Kirsten Dunst, Paris Hilton, Marisa Miller, all can launch careers and be considered "sex symbols" even with ugly features merely because they are the cultural ideal (thin, blonde). That's not to say all blondes are unattractive, I mean, OF COURSE not. Just look at the lovely Scarlett to the right. You are obviously a racist, there were posters on here calling her a blonde bimbo but all it took was one comment about her being blonde thin and unattractive from me and you break out the racial comments and stereotypes, which of course you wouldn't direct at anyone else making a comment about her.
I have nerve? YOU'RE FUNNY.
I am so sorry..ahem.. I obviously hit a nerve there. I was just pointing out certain people who clearly don't feel good about themselves being black. And I think you showed racism. Please stop describing yourself, hun.
Well, let's just leave it alone, then. We clearly hit the wrong nerve with both of our comments and seeing as how we can't delete them, at least we can end it here.
I would never have commented on your picture if you hadn't started making racist comments. Basically, you asked for it. You didn't have to take what I said personally. And if you think I'm generalizing all blondes as whores, feel free to look at my comments about various women all over the site (I've said Reese Witherspoon is what every woman should aspire to be THIS AFTERNOON, for instance). I call it just as I see it and nothing more. However, you my friend, are a racist. Who looks like a vampire.
Yeah, yeah.. maybe you should go on plastic surgery to change your typical black, wide nose. Ala Michael Jackson. Do it!! You would stop being so bitter.
I wrote that comment before your apology. Afterwards I wrote, "Well, let's just leave it alone, then. We clearly hit the wrong nerve with both of our comments and seeing as how we can't delete them, at least we can end it here." My words were harsh but I said them because I was Pissed.
But thanks for pointing out that your sorry was insincere and you are in fact, a racist.
Ok.. that was uncalled for of me, I admit. I don't even know if you have the money for a surgery! Ok, I'm done now!
Yeah, yeah. You didn't mean it, whatever. You're still a racist.
And by the way, your picture looks less vampire and more strung-out junkie, a la Courtney Love. You're a #1 pic for those who like junkie sex.
ahaha.. yeah, keep going, this is fun. You can say all the mean things about white people which you so despise... do it!! Let us know how much you hate us.
lol you are so racist it's ridiculous. Have you even looked at my profile? My top ten hottest girls list? Of which 6 are white, 3 are black and 1 is Indian? You don't even know anything about me, you just assume because I am black and made a comment about this particular blonde being unattractive, that I am as racist as you are? Guess what sweetie? My boyfriend is white. He's good-looking too. If I was as racist as you are I wouldn't have given him the time of day. But of course you're not intellectually adept to actually consider any of that. You're just a racist (and a narcissist) on a superiority trip.
Look, you've got me making all kinds of typos and omissions of words now. I hate that sh*t. lol
That's right.. I am trippin.. I am no racist, bitch, I call it humour. I said you can say mean things about us. Just Do It!! Want me to challenge you some more???
Sweetie, I think it's time to go to bed. Your IQ is dropping.
hahahahaha, wow, you sure showed me there! Well, this whole thing is gettin kinda childish, so sorry that you're so hurt because clearly you have been called bad names in your life, so.. let's just leave it with:
It doesn't matter if you're black or white!!
Hah.. again with the stereotype. Just cause I'm blonde, I must be dumb.
Boy.. you really are old fashioned in your mind. I offered to say sorry to you, but you ignored me. Really mature on your part.
I have to side with ABC. First off what is with Caucasian suburban chicks who fall into the hell hole of hate and self loathing? Dye my hair blond, resemble a porn-star, or goth myself out and get body pierced and tattooed ad-nausium to try and fit into some crowd of degenerates and ass-fuckers. I have never seen such a group of people so insecure with themselves and hateful of being natural that they debase everything and embrace everything ugly. Yeah I hung with the Goths and metal-heads. Thought it was fun then it got retarded. Drugs, Alcohole, abusive sex (chocking is not fun unless you are an extream idiot and purely want to die because you are so insecure to allow someone to ass-fuck you and try to strangle the life out of you). Look at Amy Winehouse. She was once a full bodied, beautiful girl. I mean what a VOICE! Then she fell into the Goth pit of hell and now she is near death. WTF??? I will bet good money she'll be dead before the year is out.
Pam, It appears you are an attractive girl. Get some respect for yourself. Lose the hideous makeup, dye you hair back and live your life in love and health.
Fuc* off, loser, go back to your so called home and try to make piece with yourself
*takes back tear* Ok not so proud anymore.
This is often the case...Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. People with curly hair want straight hair and on and on....Sure you can bring race into it....And there are cases where the black guy like Michael Jackson wants to become more white....But he is also a bit insane.
How about sticking to less incendiary examples and I think you can get your point across with more clarity.
Leave Pam alone, you wussy
Skin tanning and lip injections, which white women the world over are addicted to must've slipped your malnutrition ravaged mind... not to mention butt implants and injections.
Ain't that the truth!
as always, a smoking body, but the face of a man
that body has NO EQUAL. as for the man face, leather face, raisin face shenanigans...i don't see it. to me her face looks pretty good in these pics.
And ABC - you fkn jealous c*nt, saying that shit on my guestbook
These are some great pictures!
I think, and have thought for a few years now, that she has THE perfect body. The shape, the thinness, it's absolute perfection!
I know what it's like to have the long-legs/short-torso combination and while I love having long legs I envy her long torso like you wouldn't believe it. It's fantastic! Her face doesn't match her body but it's not that bad either.
"I think, and have thought for a few years now, that she has THE perfect body. The shape, the thinness, it's absolute perfection!"
Ummm...No.
You truly are one idiot. Just because you like big fat blobs, does not make Marisa look bad. It's just in your sick little mind, dear. Your opinion does not matter and doesn't change anything!
I must be a lesbian because her body turns me on...lol I seriously get that tingly feeling in my nether regions (as someone said, I don't know who lol) when I look at her pics and I am a girl, lol, but that is how hot this girl is...
Marisa is so hot. I would definitely go lesbian for her.
Oh, yeah. Big boobs rule. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
The body is above average, but her face is always painted on:/ I never see this woman without eyeliner, mascara, whatever. "The American Supermodel", huh?
why the hell does everybody cream their pants for this chick? yeah, she's hot but she looks almost exactly like Jessica Simpson who at least has a real smokin' rack.
She is like a taller and skinnier version of Jessica Simpson. Their facial features are very similar, They look like they could be sisters and they have the same body type: huge tits, long torso, short legs.
Marisa is a lot slimmer but if Jessica lost some weight, she'd have the same body except 5'3" instead of 5'8".
Lulz it would be insanely easy to Rule 34 her with just about anything.
I AM DYING, I CAN SEE MY PARENTS TOMBSTONES, YOU BASTARDS HAVE KILLED ME I AM DYING , DRUGS HAVE KILLED ME .............
Pam...is this a joke or...?
I just find Jessica Simpson ugly because she acts so stupid and she's not funny.
this girl is obviously a supermodel for a reason, shes hot get over it and lets move on.
shes down with the swirl.
ahh what is with you people analyzing her this harshly?
i mean, i've never seen a post with such atetntion to detail.
when the fact is, she would rather take a hit of heroin laced with rat killer injected through her clitoris then have sex with any of you.
but i guess those are the same things.
come on, get real. shes hot, you'd do her if you had the chance. which she would never give you. or anyone slightly resembling her would.
attention*
my bad typing skills
oh and by the way i just had to respond to the comments on are her boobs real or not?
chances are if your asking that, they are in fact FAKE!
i had an ex who had implants, and they looked great and real, but holy shit they felt horrible.
its 2008 people, if you can pay enough you can get great fake boobs that look real.
the only reason people like pamela anderson have such fake looking boobs is because thats what shes known for.
membr when she took them out and no one liked her?
It's all good Pamela Susan Courson, ABC is just a bitter sour person in life & it shows. (Putting on flame suit, ready for the attack)
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