Marisa Miller - Ralph Magazine - May 2008
Posted on Monday, June 16th, 2008 @ 5:28pm by Jackson
Marisa is currently an ambassador for the American Cancer Society.[22] She also supports the Young Survival Coalition [23] , which seeks to promote awareness of breast cancer in women under 40,[24] as well as environmental organization The Surfrider Foundation, which aims to preserve the world's oceans and beaches. Wiki
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Good Lord Almighty!
Let's review the checklist here:
1) Boobs
2) Butt
3) Blonde
I'd say we have a leader in the clubhouse.
She does have a hot body, but that's a lot of photoshopping, esp. to her face.
So true...The cover page looks like a completely different person.
what ever
this bitch is a walking wet dream
I know...its a fact that she has one of the hottest bodies around.
these are last year sport illustrated pics
I DON'T WANT HER JUGGLES TO BE FAKE, PLEASE BE REAL!
Those titties are real
everything about her is real
that's why she is so fucking hot
her face is just pretty enough to make her a total babe in every category
girls who try and find something wrong with her hate themselves
fake my friend, look at some old pics from Perfect 10 magazine
"to take care of man, you need to give him good food and good love" haha well said...this chick's body is damn hot
the boobs look very weird in these pix though
Par for the course d55, 2 sizes too small bikini makes em appear bigger when squashed.
The only blonde I think is a beauty
I get to things from her....One.....I have this feeling she is dry as a bone....You know where....and Second.....I bet she's one of those, "Are you done yet chicks."
I just get that vibe....Pretty to look at, but boring and dry in every other way.
hahahaha! dry as a bone?! that's so sad.
Perfect, even if photoshopped, love her.
i cant find words about this body, just whoaaaaa!!!
are they fake??? how is it possible- so skinny but big boobs? hm... hehe
they are fake. nothing wrong with that. She has a really good body but i just dont love her face.
they are so friggen real...they do not look like the bolt ons of Holly Madison. All fake tits look like shit...these are soft and respond nicely to gravity..teardrops.
no some look very real, its a sign of a good surgeon that they sag a little. Hers are no way real though they are good.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html
is it me or did they butcher her on page 2? is she related to sloth?
is it o nly me or she really looks old?
OK, so now I know who will make an impromptu appearance in my dreams tonight. I need to run out for some wine.
In five years she is going to look like a roughed up leather pelt.
That's why you always look deep into and past the eyes to see what's there inside. Once the beauty fails, of which it always does over time, it's all you have and if you screw that up, you live in hell the rest of you life.
Long live one of today's few good old tall hot big breasted blondes!!
She's so cute......so they are fake?
How can that be the same ass in pics 3 and 5?
well, obviously it's a slightly different angle in the 2 pics....that's how
It's more than just angles, Einstein.
Shes the one who hants Mens Dreams
*Haunts*
Us guys on the east coast want see that kind of girl when you go to the beach in Cali. So the girl is super hot.
Holy Crap they photoshopped the shit out of her.
Wow. What a woman...
Nice quote, that's how you keep a man baby, including having a sexy body. She looks good photoshopped, but in reality her skin is older than she is and that isn't pretty. To me her body is not that amazing or unusual, I think most women who aren't famous look like that. She's a woman after all. I think we are just used to being shoved in our faces these celebs with unproportionate bodies, too skinny, too fat, too short, and very average women trying to convince us they are superior to us. There are way better looking women bodywise and facewise out there who are not famous, only few famous ones are above average.
Most women who aren't famous look like that? Hahahahahaha.
I'm about the same height as her and have full enough boobs but I couldn't get my waist below 25 inches and my hips past 36 inches if I starved myself to death. My bones wont allow it. She has a fucking 23 inch waist!! You sound like an idiot, most women look like that. Ha.
Well just because you are fat and ugly and have a manly body does not mean most women look like you. Where I come from women are tall and beautiful and look much better than most of American ugly women. So shut your ugly fat American face.
I'm 5'7 120 lbs and work hard on my body. I think you're just a clueless idiot and unaware of how hot her body actualy is, doesn't amgtter where the fuck you live... this body is above average anywhere in the world.
"Where I come from women are tall and beautiful and look much better than most of American ugly women"
And where might that be? I'm curious to know where all the tall beautiful women are hiding.
she's better than all the flat assed brit chicks that are popping up everywhere just because they have boobs... they all have stick legs and flat buts, YAWN... this woman has a REAL body with REAL curves... sexy ass, pretty face. yes... she is tiny, but she still has sexy curves and to bee that thin with a booty is rare! she's a 10!
Junglegirl always comes back with useless insults about the apperance of someone she can't fucking see. 'You must be fat.' 'You must be ugly.' You sound like a stupid little kid in a playground.
I don't know what's worse, the insecure, jealous bitches on here like junglegirl (BTW, where are your bikini pix, bitch?) or the woman hating faggots who come on here and slam everybody and anybody with a vagina.
Goddamn, some of you people make me sick.
i'll say it one more time, 'put those things away before someone gets hurt!' i think marisa wears teen girl bikinis well.
Hot body! She has the best rack and abs ever!!
her boobs are very real b/c I have a similar body type..I'm a bit taller with 36D, 25, 38 but I have narrowish hips like her (all the 38" is in the booty lol) She is a much tinier version of me as I weight 135lbs and am 5'9". I get so many chicks tell me that my boobs must be fake and it bugs me cuz I'm a mom and what soccer mom would go and do that?
She also works out like crazy which accounts for her Jessica Biel like ass. She is amazing and is pushing 30, glad she's getting the attention she deserves. (VERY humble). The arrogant Megan Fox's and Eva Longoria's step aside. (oh yah and all the flat butted British women..ugh)
If she asked me to kill somebody for her... I would.
Don't kid yourself celebrities/models are fake as hell her boobs aren't natural,fake hair,nose...but who cares?She has a great body.
@50 "She also works out like crazy which accounts for her Jessica Biel like ass" LMAO are you guys fuckin blind???!!!! where the hell did you see the jessica biel butt? she has NO ASS. I saw this chick TWICE in person, no ass, its the angle of the pictures and her very tiny narrow waist that gives the ILLUSION of an ass. u can tell on pic 5 that the ass is flat.
God have you even seen Jessica Biels ass??!!!! that thing is just marvelous not like the flat ass here. to me its once again an overrated celeb, model, just put on magazines and hyped up to be disappoi\nted in person. guys at the club where she was couldnt get over the fact there was about 50 hotter chicks in that club, body and face and all. lol
She masters the arching your back position. the way you know if a girl has an ass its at the separation point between the ass and the legs...this is where you see how much further the ass projects, not by looking at her arched back.
ralph is right
cathy would you say they are fake in person?
@ alina when a girl asked her in the club she said, its better left to the imagination....plus they do look fake but I dont know if that is because she has 0 body fat or because they really are....anyways, what we all understood is that they are fake or else why would she answer that right?
yeah she would have said no. Hmm they look fake to me. Plus all the experts say they are too.
of course they're fake.
i hoped they were real cuz i thought they looked it but after i hit that link from the alina broad i changed my mind. i dont know about lots of women looking like her. If she lived in my neighborhood, she'd def stand out. Shes a 10 i think
Her boobs are real. That awfulplasticsurgery link is lame. She's on her back wearing a bustier that pushes her boobs up.
I hate HATE fake boobs. I've become something of an expert.
Marisa's are real.
Her face is ok.
Ass is amazing.
Boobs are real.
She won't age well.
Enjoy her now.
You may consider yourself an expert but i actually have a pair of boobs myself, so i know more. No woman's breasts look that hard and rigid when shes laying down, they should be round for sure but they're usually softer when theyre real. Plus there are so many pics of her where you can see the weird outline of the implant. Its a good boob job but a boob job nonetheless. Check out yesterdays entry on Marisa on awfulplastic surgery, you'll see how much bigger theyve gotten over the years, even though shes as thin as a rake.
fucking gorgeous.
Hot pics man
Joe no offense but your expertise doesnt mean shit really...even if a girl is wearing a bustier that is pushing her boobs up, they would not look that way. you can see the edge of the implant in those pictures.
not to mention that her ass isnt amazing, its more like non existant.
for amazing ass, please see jessica biel.
i agree i could see the indentation of the implants. But whatever, she is still beautiful i think
this chick fucking crazy hot, bast rack too
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