Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Maybach
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Here's a little about the ride from the Wiki...
In 1997, Mercedes-Benz presented at the Tokyo Motorshow an ultra-luxury concept car under the name Mercedes-Benz Maybach (V12, 5987 cc, 550 hp). The concept was quite successful and Mercedes-Benz decided to develop it. Mercedes, however, made the decision to market the car under the sole brand Maybach.
Maybach was therefore revived as a brand in the early 2000s, with the production of the new model in two sizes — the Maybach 57 and the Maybach 62 (the numbers are equal to the lengths of the automobiles in decimetres; the longer 62 allows rear occupants to recline fully in their seats[1]). The prices range from 231,000 EUR ($335,500) to 300,000 EUR ($426,000). In 2005, the new 57S was added, sporting a more powerful engine (6.0L V12 bi-turbo), producing 604 bhp (450 kW) and 737 lb·ft (999 N·m) of torque) and cosmetic touches that provides a sporty image. [Wiki]
I love Mariah, she sings heavenly and she is beautiful. But she needs to hire a new stylist ASAP! She is almost 40 and she dresses tacky/hookerish.
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Should I feel guilty that I want to bend Mariah over the hood of that car, lift up her skirt, and fuck the shit out of her?
Because I do.
I mean, I really want to fuck the shit out of Mariah.
I bet she's a great fuck, what with all those years of giant black cock going in and out of her over the last twenty years.
That's nasty.
But so is Mariah.
Which is why I want to fuck the shit out of her.
Which makes me feel horrible.
Because she's an old whore.
But isn't that what you're supposed to do with old whores?
Bend them over the hood of an expensive car, lift up their skirt, and fuck the shit out of them?
And what does this mean, to "fuck the shit" out of someone?
I don't think I've ever fucked the shit out of a woman.
Does that mean that when you're done fucking them that the first thing they have to do is go take a shit?
Like you've loosened them up so much that their bowels have to evacuate all the poop that has been so patiently waiting for a cigarette and a cup of coffee?
That's what makes me want to take a shit.
And smoking pot.
That really makes me want to take a shit.
I'd like to smoke some pot and then fuck the shit out of Mariah Carey while she's bent over the hood of a Mercedes.
If you do something like that, does that mean you're a winner in the game of life?
I think that's what it means, which means that I am a loser, because I am never going to fuck the shit out of Mariah Carey while she's bent over the hood of a Mercedes.
But I really want to.
Which makes me feel bad about myself.
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That's not her car, it's a rental.
She's acting like alot of kids do at prom, thinking they're hot shit because they rented a limo.
Anyone with $60 and a credit card can rent a limo.
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Wow, nice car!
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Pffft.
Aston Martin >>>>>> Maybach
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The best thing about Mariah is that she is always consistent in her upscale(?) hooker look...no matter where she goes,what she wheres,how much she weights,mariah always manages to look like an escort.
i do like her singing and the car though.
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^ They are both nicer than my pick up truck, so I'll take either one.
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*what she wears
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#3 is funny!!
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Those legs are hot...and nice ass...the rest? niegh...
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I love Mariah but she's looking monkey like in these pics...
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Why do I get the feeling #2 is high?
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I'll bang her for MONTHS!!!
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She'd be twice as hot (or half as un-hot) if she'd get rid of those AWFUL sunglasses.
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She's so awkward looking
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considering she basically whored herself out to Tommy Mattola to get a recording contract.....
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Get in the damn car already and quit posing! Do you think everything is about you beatch? Oh hell I'd like to drive Miss Mimi, who am I kidding!
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hey Phil..aint nothing wrong with what she did with Tommy Mattola
Its like the 3 mil question. At least she actually has talent.
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Whats a Mayback?
Its a Maybach.....idiot
+ she is so over, maybe 15 years ago....
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good to see you again Ed. i agree with you, i want to bang the shit out of that, she just needs to keep the fuck me sandals on
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Cheers, Luv-Em! To women and girls who wear High Heels while fucking!
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#2 - looks high on overdose...
mariah carey looks beautiful!
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Hey there, nice ride! And the car's nice too...
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I'd let her drive my limo anytime!
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I'd get in the car and hit it!
dat ass!
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she looks good. she also looks like a whore, but a wealthy, toned whore.
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BITCH. Lucky, successful bitch. God, I hate successful people.
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