Marko Jaric Still Trying To Get Adriana Lima Sex
Posted on Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 4:13pm by Moelicious
As always, major props to Pstroyer for the candids.Can someone please send the poor guy a memo telling him that Adriana Lima Sex is an impossible endeavor. Poor guy could be banging many other hotties right now, but he's just wasting his time trying to get into Adri's yummy panties.
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How tall is he?
6'6"
she looks like a nice person
I love adriana
i think marko is like 6'8". he plays for the twolves.
as much as i love adriana i must say that she looks pretty average in these pics. shes still a pretty girl just not as outrageously beautiful as im used to seeing her and previously thought she was. but its kind of nice to see her looking so plain and casual because it kind of makes her more cute in a weird homely way. at least she doesnt go out in public like mariah carey looking all glammed up for no reason sporting her diva bitch attitude.
Isn't this guy a bench warmer?
My bad he's an okay player. I just looked up his stats. Nothing special though.
Waiting to have sex with someone you are really into can only make it better when it finally does happen. Plus, how do you guys know for sure that they aren't?
trust me.
Marko Jaric is 6'7" (201 centimeters).
Tom Brady is "only" 6'4" and he still dwarfs Gisele sometimes.
The most beautiful girl ever. And Marko look cute too, Hottest couple at this moment.
she looks so tiny next to him!!!
she has too many photographers to screw, Jaric has to wait his turn
marko is said to be 6'7"
like I said in #9
She looks very pissed off.
hahaha great captions! i'm still hating on this asshole...
Lima always looks average in her candids pictures she should thank all the make up artists,hairdressers,plastic surgeons...
Marko kinda tends to the crosseyed side. Seriously in pic 2 he looks crosseyed. Well if he always was forgive me, never saw the guy until now.
I'm going to throw this every time someone says
"Lima always looks average in candids."
www.casperchristophersen.com/candidmania
I think it's nice she doesn't have a need to constantly doll herself up like half of these braindead Hollywood bimbos.
hahah she looks very angry
he's hot
She doesn't look great and atleast she doesn't look bad. That guy is nasty.
Thanks for the Adri pics Pstroyer. i like looking at those candid pics of her. I love her hair and the pic of her with long poker straight hair with a short top and jeans with her posing on the side is very good. Her body looks good there. She has a nice butt. Only complaint body wise is her waist. 2" smaller and she would be smoking hot.
looks kind of goofy, but still hot
19. pstroyer
Are you kidding me?
She is wearing make up,designers clothes,her hair is done...
The pictures aren't candids they are from official events.
^ do you even know the definition of candid?
No I don't think he or she does. He/she probably means out of bed, out of shower or in overalls look.
Lima looks beautiful as usual...you can see her beautiful features no matter what...and her man has a hot body with broad shoulders and all...why does she look pissed off by the way? that jerk hurt my Lima! haha
she looks so tiny!
I've got a friend who's six foot seven... he has really big hair too
I think he did. Go and kick his arse d55.
i don't know what Tmb thinks candids are but it ain't the same as the rest of us. anyway i think adriana looks Great in candids. if these pics were better quality we'd be able to tell if she looked good or not. i'm will to bet she looked good
I was talking about paparazzi pictures.
Your Lima is a pretty girl but nothing special it is MY opinion.
"Needless to say she looked even more beautiful in person than in her photos"
do we need to say more?
Is she the one who pretends she's a virgin?
A virgin lingerie and swimsuit model...
in Hollywood...
who dates professional athletes...
seriously?
pstroyer, you cant convince us with some pics. i stand by my opinion no matter what. i think shes average and thats that. yes shes pretty, but she is average pretty not "OMG i cant take my eyes off of her shes strikingly beautiful" pretty. and yes she looks pretty in those pics on that site pstroyer but she is wearing makeup, shes dressed up, has her hair done, ect. and even all done up like that i still think shes pretty but average, nothing more. megan ewing to me is a strikingly beautiful model. angelina jolie is a strikingly beautiful woman.
d55 lol it is a fan comment.
35,
please come back when you learn the definition of candid by the way. Yes, it is a fan comment...and it makes no sense that someone like you, who is not a fan of hers, keeps on posting more than a fan does.
haha flake...just saw your comments...long time, no see
I agree nothing special, but a pretty girl nonetheless. Certainly not worth all the hype that's going on about her in this country.
pstroyer the pictures are from OFFICIAL EVENTS professional photographers so of course she looks good.
Ok so Lima always looks average in her paparazzi pictures.Do you understand now??
Marko Jaric is one ugly dude. And what's wrong with his eyes? They're set like a fish's.
^^HAHAHA!! mean but true, eve
#34
I'm not trying to convince you. I'm just adding credence to the counter-argument, then other people can judge for themselves. I don't really give a shit what you think. Adriana is not being paid $6 million a year for being average.
Everyone can take bad pictures though and everyone is going to look pretty average without make-up compared to when they're all dollied up and shit.
Megan and Angelina are beautiful women, yes. Some of my all-time favorites too.
Here's Megan and Adriana together. Then people can judge for themselves whether they think Adriana fades in comparison to Megan:
www.casperchristophersen.com/megan_adri01.jpg
www.casperchristophersen.com/megan_adri02.jpg
btw. Megan referred to Adriana as her "mentor" :) Shame she's not modeling anymore.
candid: relating to or being photography of subjects acting naturally or spontaneously without being posed.
I have to agree that event appearances are not "candids," though it's debatable. It's somewhere in between walking down the street and a magazine layout.
What's not debatable is that Adriana is one of the sexiest women alive, candid or not.
wow, reading what those girls said about Lima just may boost her beautiful factor.
#39
Actually some of those pics are pap pics (paps actually attend events too). There aren't many pap pics of her taken in the streets though.
But here's a pap video, then you can hear what the paps themselves think:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u__KnqXRAjg
;)
Is hotter than this chipmunk
...has a nicer body too and doesnt look mentally challened
Irina has nothing on Adriana in her prime.
Irina is in prime now but she has a hard time really breaking through it seems.
#47
Shut up omega you uncertified bastard :D
why is adriana not in her prime anymore? says who?
@ 50. Because Pstroyer said so...
I don't agree with him though.
lol at Eve. Hiya back d55.
i think Pstroyer means when Adriana peaked.
@ 49
that isn't Omega. i thinks thats the "Pam Obsession Guy". usually starts his comments with a user names, talks alot of air usually too. it could be him.
irina sheik has a dodgy mouth and absolutly no curves. shes pretty still but not on lima level...
bahahahahahhaahahahahhahah Irina Sheik...let's say Lima is not in her prime anymore for a second...that chick has nothing on Lima even today...she has ugly ass baboon lips to begin with...and looks permanently constipated...oh Lima...my beloved Lima...look at the bitches they are putting you against
53,
that isnt a guy...that bitch is a chick who is obsessed with me and calls me ugly nonstop...also posts as "bunny" and "summerb"...the psycho bitch is from UK and hides behind her computer screen, gets on here, starting shit with people for no reason...she also admitted to using meds, is in college and is going to Iceland this summer with her college...LMFAO...misreable bitch...i wish i could see her ugly self.
That Irina looks like a brunette Scarlet Johansson and that is not good.
^^very true d55. today irina sheik has nothing on lima.
@ 56. I don't get why people love Scarlett Johansson so much. Maybe it's because of her boobs. Yes, they're good, maybe I'd squeeze them just for the fun of it, but her face is average (at best).
she is in her prime. in fact, she looks better to me now than she did 5 years ago. she was way too skinny before and just looked pretty but young and childish. now she looks like a real woman with curves and sex appeal.
who the hell is irina sheik?
Maybe you're right loki, I just thought that "mentally challenged" comment had a suspicious omega ring to it heh.
I actually like Irina so I'm not going to bash her. But she never looked as good, or took as great pictures, as Adriana did in her prime. She just didn't.
pstroyer who is that megan chick you posted in #42?
Kenny Lingis it's nice to hear that from somebody besides me. the girl has an actual full womanly figure now. she looks WAAAYYY better to me now. back then she didn't look hugable...
anyways. let's just forget irina sheik. she isn't good enough competition
well i dunno who irina sheik is but if shes even half as nice as adriana then i am curious about her and shes got to be the least bit hot. another hot model i like who stands out to me like adriana does is that catrinelle model from a few days ago.
#59
This is Adriana in her prime:
www.casperchristophersen.com/random/random05.jpg
All the pictures here are from her prime:
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/lima.html
There are many more of course, but that's a pretty good section of Adriana in her hey-days.
#61
Megan Ewing was a very promising young up-and-coming Texan supermodel associated with Guess? and for a short while Victoria's Secret. Her father was very much against her modeling career though and I think that, along with her having a child, ultimately pushed her out of the scene. Very beautiful and sweet girl though.
kenny
catrinel... now theres a hot model... anyway...
you should just type her name (iriana sheik) in the bastardly search. you may like what you find...
She does look pissed.
See Pstroyer? Her prime is now. Totally agree with Kenny and Loki.
pstroyer
um, I never started that "mentally challenged" rant, that was someone else.
Even when I don't say anything, people try to start shit.
in those candids she is very pretty, I must admit.
those are all beautiful pics pstroyer but lima looks pretty much the same now. i saw some more recent VS ads of hers and she looks just as nice in them as she does in the older VS ads posted on that site.
by the way, when does a woman's prime end just so i know when i need to upgrade my woman?
thanks pstroyer, megan does look very nice in those pics, might have to check her out
#68 omega
My bad then.
#67 Eve
I think if I was to lay out in front of you all her pictures from 2003-2005 next to all her pictures from 2006-2008, you would agree with me. But it doesn't matter. I still find her beautiful and she's still my celebrity muse, obviously :)
#69 Kenny
Depends from person to person lol
SHES DAMN FUCKING HOT AS HELL, HOT BEAUTY QUEEN!!! AND SHE LOOKS PISSED TO ME, HAHA, TIMBERWOLFS SUCKS, DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!
@ 71. No, I'm a stubborn bitch. But it would be nice to look at thousands of her pictures.
However, don't you have any from a Danish (I know you're a Dane) actor called Mads Mikkelsen? I'd rather see his pictures...
I'm not an avid collector of Mads Mikkelsen pictures, I'll have to admit :)
But Mads is cool. Our most prolific actor behind Viggo Mortsensen. We don't have a lot so we gotta be proud of those few we have.
btw. Moe / Jackson, I can't post in the bastardly forums. When I try to post I get some ID authentication error. Can you look into it maybe? It's been like that for weeks...
ok so if it depends from person to person than i'm fine with the current lima and if i were marko i wouldnt be thinking of an upgrade any time soon. lol im just kidding of course. i would never even be thinking of an "upgrade", that just sounds degrading to women and like they're only here to look beautiful up until they reach a certain age.
@ 75
i was wondering where you've been. have you been trying to log in in the comment box. cause that shit doesn't work at all. if you have, use the sign in at the top right of the main page instead...
additional note to #74:
Scarlett Johansson's father is Danish though.
And Jessica Alba's mother is half-Danish.
But I think that covers most of our Hollywood shine heh...
#77
Aah, seems to work now. I was pretty sure I had tried that though. Guess not. Thanks.
no probs ;)
she is looking really pissed in all the photos, even the one she took with the 2 girls.
is she always pissed when she is out with her boyfriends, seems happy at fashion shows and publicity launchs.
To me those aren't quit candids, more a hybrid between a shoot, and a candid, and paparazzi also use photoshop on "candids" To me a real candid is taken with no prep, especially by an amateur like these of Candi.
And Pstroyer before you start, you know I like Beanie, and your CC shots of her are great, you should do some for the other hot girls, like Lonneke, Megan, Zoe, Candi, Irina, etc.
Those pics could be photoshopped too for all we know. I don't think most paparazzi shots are photoshopped to make the subject look better. If they are photoshopped, it'll mostly have to do with cropping, gamma etc. But sure, there are varying degrees of candid. One could also argue that those pictures you posted aren't really candids because the subjects are clearly posing for the camera and many dictionaries define a candid as "an unposed photograph". Also, the girl in the first picture is probably wearing make-up. Wouldn't it be more "candid" if she wasn't?
I think when most people are using the word "candid", they're just referring to a picture that is digitally unaltered and not taken as part of an elaborate preparatory set-up (e.g. professional photo shoots). At least that's the definition I use.
"And Pstroyer before you start, you know I like Beanie, and your CC shots of her are great, you should do some for the other hot girls, like Lonneke, Megan, Zoe, Candi, Irina, etc."
What do you mean? Beanie? CC shots? I'm totally lost lol (I'm tired)
oh my god pstroyer...you are crazy with the whole prime thing, dude...how about these pix where she looks just as good...and they are very recent:
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima6.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima8.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima1.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima2.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima3.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima4.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima5.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/lima7.jpg
if anything, I think it's VS ptotographers or make-up artists
that have been making her look bad in her recent pix
pstroyer i remember you one time saying that you dont think adriana has the prettiest face or best body... you said you just think she has the best combination of both. so who do you think has a prettier face than lima (regardless of her body)?? i am just curious because im very big on the face with women and lima to me has a very pretty face and its hard beat her in the face department. maybe there is someone AS pretty but i dont think ive seen a model who is prettier. so name a few models (or actress, ect) who have better faces.
^ he said she doesnt have the best body...Karolina has the best body out of all VS angels
good pics d55. she looks great. fuck the prime thing
^ yes, and those pix are extremely recent...probably like 3-4 weeks old
not probably...approximately*
@ 90. Karolina Kurkova has the best body? Hell no! Bitch is so fucking ugly I'd rather see Gisele Bündchen back at Victoria's Secret.
BTW, I know it was Pstroyer who said that, not you.
oh well. i think shes hotter than ever. i guess some men stop liking women once they start looking like real women. as loki said, her body is better than ever now and she was too skinny and prepubescent looking before. dont try and show me professional pics of her from 5 years ago and say she was curvy because the VS ads are obviously photoshopped and we all know her breasts were never that big.
Still trying????
She looks like she just got it and she WASN'T PLEASED!!
He probably came in like a minute!!
Karolina has a better body than Gisele :) Her face might be, uhm, "strange", but there's nothing strange about her body.
#92
Nah, he's right. I did say that. If we take young Angelina Jolie and pit her against young Adriana Lima, I'll probably consider Jolie more "gifted" in the face department. But only by a margin. And when it comes to body, it's a no-brainer for me. Adriana.
I can look at young Cindy Crawford and recognize her objectively as more "flawless" feature-wise, but I still find myself more attracted to young Adriana because Adriana has a mysterious and exotic allure that I don't find in Cindy, even if Cindy is not a complete by-the-book classic beauty (she has those striking eyebrows which does give her an exotic edge).
#96
I'm glad that there's people who think she's hotter than ever, but I have plenty of pictures from her prime without photoshop. There's nothing unwomanly or prepubescent about this to me:
www.casperchristophersen.com/oldrunway/oldrunway25.jpg
I don't have a problem with her legs having more muscle tone nowadays, but her torso, arms and shoulders were more harmonious back then. I think it's something she could change. I know she's doing a lot of boxing training nowadays and that might be one of the contributors to her bulky arms / shoulders. And if she really wanted, I think she could get her stomach to look more like it did back then. She's never had a really tiny waist, but when she was younger it was tinier and it gave her a little more "hour-glass". Nowadays her body looks more trunk-ish and shapeless (curves are not just how much meat there's on your body, but also how it's divided).
As for her face. Well, it was just slightly less puffy back then. She had more cheek bone and definition in her face which accentuated her eyes and gave her a more striking and aggressive look.
Each to his/her own I guess.
Damn thing!! is that the same pstroyer that I know? lolololol
Why I'm not surprised? lololol
Anyway, back to business.. Adriana is almost 27 years old (June 12th, 1981, I believe) and she changes boyfriends as Tom Brady sacks in the last Super Bowl :p
Since Adriana is not a neurotic and actually she's very kind even when she's not in her best mood (obvious from the comment of the 3rd pic), drives me to the conclusion that she's as virgin as Aria Giovani BUT she keeps it in control and that thing of being a virgin really means something like "hey guys, you won't see me in a free show like Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson" or "sex is my private matter and not a public affair"
I'm not defending her, but I know 3 or 4 women that are 27 years old and are actually virgins and believe me, are TOTALLY sour and neurotic
Now this quote:
*"Maybe that's the thing, I don't know. They can joke for now. We won, so that's fine."
-- Wolves guard Marko Jaric, whose second straight game over 20 points helped beat New Orleans, reacting to teammates' suggestions that dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima has elevated his game.*
tells me that they have had a satisfactory relation (otherwise Marko's reaction wouldn't be so positive)
Adriana is a smart girl (not as Kaká, who I think is as stupid as to keep virginity even AFTER getting married) and knows how to chose her mates, and how to keep the attention of millions of stupids that are worried about Adriana's virginity (I am not.. I'm posting here jut to tease pstroyer lololol)
And the photos? oh, well, any couple has bad moments.. that's it...
Cheers GOES11. I thought I had managed to get away from you :D
Damn stalker.
i never liked angelina jolie. shes undeniably pretty but boring. she tries too hard to be bad ass and thats really unattractive. and while she is pretty, she doesnt stand out. she has gorgeous eyes but she just doesnt do it for me. the only reason she may stand out is because of her attitude and strong presence, her tattoos, and her "fuck me" expression on her face.
adriana is better
i think adrianas face is perfect, actually. yeah angie is striking but her features seem a bit rough to me. adrianas look is more soft and sweet.
lolol cheers pstroyer!!
we miss you! we have now nobody to make mad now!! lololol
nice 2 see you!! :D:D:D
And yes, Angelina is boring, definitively.. probably too perfect..
have 2 go guys, bt will b back
c u around!!, tk care!!
pstroyer #98
you said in the forum that their are women out that you think have way better bodies than adriana out there.
you even posted a pic.
you think that adriana has the best combination of face and body, but on and individual basis, there are others with better bodies( not including faces) and others with better faces (not including bodies).
is this what you mean?
Jolie was smoking hot back in the day in the face but I've never liked her certain features...like her cobra-like jawline, her huge forehead, her big-head, her lips...i dont mind full lips but hers have a weird shape to them...but somehow, the whole thing works very well...plus, Jolie has no body, no ass, no waist, no shape, no nothing...Lima has a babyface while looking wild and exotic like a tiger at the same time
Jolie,Lima they are both plastic whores Adriana is Overrated see picture 3 she is blah.
yeah i think its the jawline that i dont like in particular. but w.e it works for her. i dont get all those models with the really square jawlines. i have a friend who is a model and her jawline is very manly. people say adrianas face is fat or w.e.. but she actually looks like a girl, plus she will age better bcz of it.
even though she is a model, why does she have to be beautifully made up or looking happy and perfect EVERY second of EVERY day? she's not working. with her boyfriend, who knows she could have just got back from the airport or something we dont know what happened.
And to those of you who say "she's a model, its her job to look good all the time". No, not when she's not working, what does she need to look good for? Companies aren't going to judge her off of THESE pics when hiring her, so its not like it affects her career to be seen unhappy or tired when shes NOT working. If you were an accountant, would you be punching numbers while taking a walk? I dont think so. And if you do, then you must be lonely.
#107 I dont get that either. people in the industry say its because women who are models need to look like hangers and have strikingly sharp features, similar to a man. Why? i dont know, its not attractive. women were born women for a reason if i want to look at a guy that sort of looks like a girl i'll go stare at a tranny hooker.
and her face isnt fat, it probably looks that way compared to all those man faced models she has to stand next to. they will age into skeletons in a few years, but she'll stay beautiful through her life.
i really dig chicks with big beautiful eyes and pic 3 just shows just andriana has small, squinty eyes..... that is not attractive. she also has a pig snout, ugly eyebrows (adrianas eyebrows are almost completely straight and go UP... feminine eyebrows are supposed to be ARCHED, not straight, and face downwards after the arch), a fucked up mouth with ugly teeth and a mutated curled upper lip, and a fat face.
what an overrated fugly mentally challenged looking bitch
You must be completly out of your mine. She is the finest women I have ever seen..All this upper lip and nose thing...are you freaking kidding me!!!!!!
wooawww.. Adriana Lima looks sexy with her clothes on.. Marko is such a lucky bastard
Lima's body language in that pic has got to make you wonder about the state of their relationship. BTW I'd be pissed off too if someone I was with was talking on a phone when with me - definitely rude.
I agree with D55 abt Angelina's jaw, lips, forehead. The only thing that's striking abt Angie are her big wide almond shaped eyes and beautiful shaped eyelid. They're not heavy at all. i like her skin, hair, shoulders, arms, sometimes her cheekbones look nice and chest. She has no hips, thick waist and chicken legs.
I've seen some really nice pics of angies eyes.
Although I don't think anybody is perfect, everybody has flaws but Michelle Pfeiffer in her prime was beautiful. Only thing I disliked was her upper lip. Her facial bone structure was wow. Those cheekbones, eyes, forehead, nose, chin and bottom lip. She didn't have a good body but man did the face make up for it.
fuck you all haters, adriana is the most stunning girl ever, she look GREAT in those candids! Marko look very good too, and she is not pissed or something, her boyfriend in on the phone, why the hell she would start to smile, if she is waiting he finish his call? dont be stupid guys! Some are always trying to put adriana down, damn alessandra *slut* fans, go look her latest candids, on coachela festival, she look VERY UGLY, with that boring face, why nobody posted those candids on ale's thread in this website? just because she look VERY VERY UGLY?
I don't get why everyone likes her she is soooooooo overrated and in the last pic those 2 other girls are equally as pretty as her
^
"in the last pic those 2 other girls are equally as pretty as her
"
r u fucking kidding me lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!get ur fucking eye sight checked
ahahhahha @ 116
wow.... i dont know either. they are clearly the same height, weight etc, man why is adriana the model out of the 3 lmfao
WHAT IS SHE THINKING HE IS SO UGLE AND SHE SO PRETTY .WAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ADRIANA GOING AFTER UGLE GUYS.SORRY BUT AM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH GET ANOTHER MAN .YOU COULD DO BETTER.
I love the fact that she likes to date the not so cute guys. Thats makes her real and even more sexy than ever and add the whole virgin thing. It doesn't get any better than that
I dont like the 3rd picture. come on guys her face is sweled! how can i be the only one notice that??? I beleive that some people are soo obsesed that they dont really look at the picture -they are just happy that they share a real life moment with their idol. and its not even a candid, its a shot taken from at least 10 meters away. candid means you can see the pores of complexion, the spots maybe, expresion rinkles. Can you bastardly.com post some real with no natural makeup very close candids of Adri? and if she is stil very hot i will take my words back
Come on now. Adriana Lima is a virgin and she went out with rocker Lenny Kravitz, New York Yankees superstar Derek Jeter? Jaric is not getting in.
dude you don't date someone on her level to get a piece, that is strictly being sceen in public with the likes of an A.L. will get you so much more action once other chicks know that you may have been with her and all the fellas will be jocking you for life.
I'm from Serbia, and i think i look more handsome than him!!!!
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