Lydia Hearst @ 2008 Life Ball Fashion Show

The kinky fashion show went down over the weekend in Vienna. If you wanna get your hands on what Lydia's wearing, check out some yummy lingerie by Agent Provacateur.

Remember these? Lydia's definitely not new to ho'ing it up in the name of high fashion.

For those of you who don't know anything about Lydia...
Lydia Marie Hearst-Shaw (born 19 September 1984) is an American model and an heiress to the publishing fortune established by her maternal great-grandfather William Randolph Hearst.[1] The 2007 Michael Awards recognized her as their Model of the Year. [Wiki]

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Surprisingly juicy boobs for such a frail girl. But is it just me or do they look a little saggy?

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:38pm
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oww

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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I love this girl, she's so sexy and hot

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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A meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty committee. I like full bodied women, not ladies with the bodies of preteen boys.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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nice face: +30
nice tits: +50
short legs: -20

she looks like a whore, that's a combo: x3

total: 180

verdict: i totally would.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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it's that big headed chick, with the forehead you could land a fucking space shuttle on. get the hungry bitch outta here and drop her of at maccy D's along the way...

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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underneath that fake hair is a bald head. if she took off the wig she'd look just like a holocaust victim

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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I like this chick's fuck-me-face. I'd totally bang her.

I love the perfect tear-drop boobies too...

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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what is this, an s&m convention? this shit is kinky weird

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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Real boobs sag a little dudes...

A little bit of sag is a good thing...

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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dude don't be suckered in by how fake she looks. she usually looks like a straight kemo patient.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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I thik its just the shape of the bra that makes her tits look saggy. She's still hot though. Where can i get me some of that kinky lingerie?!

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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Her tits look hot! I wanna suck on those babies! I'd totally pork her in that outfit without the tassles. Hot!! She looks hot minus the weird hair.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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Ha, you blacks crack me up. You wan't a big woman. Or so you say.
But I'm positive you are bein sarcastic when you say:
"I love me some big woman". Hah, you make me laugh.
And you wan't those disgusting fatty boobies with.
It's better to look like a rail thin fashion model.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:10pm
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She looks alot like her mom. No top lip. She would look hot holding an AK-47, or even smokin some Ak-47;)
I'd still bang the shit out of her...if that's legal? How old is this chick again?

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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As usual, I gotta agree with Lokiman on all counts.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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Well, loki.. you said she needed double D's.... am I right???
And Mike, good luck. I bet she's legal, since she needs to wear a wig.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:22pm
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Very nice display of public stupidity. The Barbie wig makes me sick. I will refrain from going off on the nose.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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im feelin the body but not the face

love dem skinny chicks

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:30pm
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no she needs maccy D's... ya know... McDonalds, lol!

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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And you know what Pamela Susan Courson, you hicks really crack me up. Just because a man doesn't like a women with as many curves as an 9 year-old boy, doesn't mean he likes fat chicks. Being able to see a women's heart beat through her skinny-ass chest during sex is not attractive to some of us heterosexuals; whom prefer the feminine features that defines a woman.

Seriously dude, just get a windowless ice cream van and some power wheel trucks. It'll be easier that way.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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Thank you loki for clearing that up :)
And Mike number 24, I just think that some fellas here are being sarcastic, black and white, when they say they wan't a meaty woman.
Maybe I am bein paranoid, dunno. But it feels that way.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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Her boobs are not even big and they are saggy WTF??
She looks like a skeleton too.FUG.Curvy women are more attractive to me.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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Amanda Hearst >>>>> Lydia Hearst

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:03pm
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She's too skinny. Get her out of here.

And NO - just saying it in case someone comes around saying it -, I would not prefer to see cows prancing around in lingerie. I like it when people are slender/lean, not when they're heavily [strong]heavily[/strong] underweight and too skinny. There is a difference between heavily underweight, skinny, healthy and slender, chubby and obese.

Besides, she makes Agent Provocateurs underwear look strange.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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for christ's sake, pamela susan courson, you even spell "want" with an apostrophe. (wan't) how stupid can you get?

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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The best way to 'rate' a woman is to think how would you feel if you woke up next to her in the morning :) Having said that I have to admit I would feel DAMN FINE waking up next to Mrs.Hearst!
And the nipple pretzels or whatever the hell they're called are nice too!
Cheers!

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:11pm
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@ #29.. get lost.. if you got nothing better to do than to come here saying that kind of shit.. beat it, just beat it.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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@29

Hey take it easy, it's called a typo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typo

^
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!LOOK!

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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i wonder if they sell those shoulder pads the mannequins are wearing at target or kmart? i would wear those to work and to bed, also to church, baseball games, bowling, PTA meetings, and dog shows

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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And @ #29.. you spell my name all with small letters. Stupid fuck

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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good news, i didn't know who lydia hearst was, so i looked her up. i still don't know, but i saw her naked on google images with a muscular black man. this is just how she likes to dress all the time, boobs out. she's an innovator

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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that bug needs a lift

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 7:00pm
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(Continued from #31...)

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 7:06pm
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^^haha, I knew someone was gonna write something like that..

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 7:10pm
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hahaha...Well,Im digging the outfits!

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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kinda nice.. if you like the whole dominatrix thing. I might wear that.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 8:25pm
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I wonder how much blow you have to do to stay this underweight.

I eat only once a day to stay slender. Fuck knows how often this little pencil girl eats.

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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#38 Pamela Susan Courson

or they could have said they would beat it across your four head. And by it I mean their meats,

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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pam is your favorite food really toothpaste?

Monday, May 19th, 2008 @ 11:53pm
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^^Yes, along with lip balm (I prefer it with a fruity taste).

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 12:09am
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OMG are those mannequins or people?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 12:43am
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WTF is this?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 1:16am
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weird kinky shit

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 2:38am
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uuumm, you little girls just don't know. i could make all of you simultaneously pop your little nut on yourselves. and all it would take is one of you to throw some heat at me.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:14am
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and dudes yes i'm that herman b, so don't be haters because you know that its true. its something that neither the women nor i can control. but i love teasing the women about it because it happens, and its funny when it does.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:29am
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@ 46. People.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:22am
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@15 says:
Ha, you blacks crack me up.

It's a disease with you, isn't it. The fact anyone on this blog has the slightest bit of sympathy for your pathetic ass is mind-boggling. Ignorant bitch!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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^^sympathy?? Please don't get me started, you're the worst when it comes to insulting us white people.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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Prove it, Twiggy. She who drops the N-bomb on instinct.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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#53 and #54 make me laugh. As a thin white man, I fall into the twiggy AND white category, so, should I be insulted? HAHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:16pm
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for a really thin chick, she has boobies that are big enough to sag...pretty shocking

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:19pm
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Nah, @ #54.. I'm not that childish like you obviously are.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:30pm
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@#57 - Since when is proving a charge, that you have made, considered childish? Adults attend law school to do just that, until they retire. You make as much sense as fried air. I can feel the brain cells dying from simply conversing with you.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 12:57am
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And yet.. you are askin me to talk to you!!! Don't kid yourself, you're not that smart. You are clearly challenging me here!! All I mean is that I call bullshit on a guy who would willingly choose to be with a big woman!! Now, I know you're gonna say something mean about me or skinny chicks, that's just the way you act.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 1:17am
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It's funny how the terms "black" and "nigga" just happen to spew forth whenever you're just "calling bullshit"... which is what you're full of. Your mentality leaves no room for you to determine anyone's intelligence. You need to be committed.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:48am
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^^huh? I did NOT say anything about that in my latest post. You are the one stirring trouble here. You are clearly losing your mind.
Now shove it, you don't wanna get your feelings hurt more now, do you, Golihomo???

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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Feelings hurt??? Ha ha ha. That'll be the day. I laugh in your general direction.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 1:15pm
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P.S. Stick figure bobble-head bitch!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 1:16pm
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^^Coming from a needle-dick, blockhead, fleabag mutt, this could be considered a compliment.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 1:41am
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In your dreams, Q-tip.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 12:23pm
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