Loui Batley of Hollyoaks Does 2009 Bikini Calendar! Ow!
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
And the Wiki says...Louie Anne Batley[1][2] (born 2 January 1987 in Chorley, Lancashire) is an English actress best known for her role in Hollyoaks as Sarah Barnes. She attended Rivington Primary School[3] and Westholme Upper School in 1998 to 1999, but left due to dance commitments. [Wiki]












ugly face, hands, feet, meh
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Totally agree.
It's funny that she's doing a bikini shoot when she obviously doesn't lay out and tan. They could have at least sprayed a tan on her.
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She looks like a goth dyke zombie. I want to puke. I am starting to feel sick.
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Every once in a while she look as if atom of Brook Shields and Laura Branigan where split in two and this was the resulting explosion.
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WE WANT TO KNOW WHY? O THE HUMANITY!!!
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After deep consideration and the fact that these images made my libido malfunction; I will have to say, MEH!
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has nice skin, cankles.
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I don't believe I will be purchasing the calendar.
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C'MON YOU STILL WOULDN'T EAT THAT, ID GO RIGHT DOWNTOWN AND TELL HER TO PUT A PIZZABOX OVER HER FACE
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Something not quite right at the cankle area from the front! I don't think I let her give me a Bastrardly foot job!
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Actually the body is very much like Lindsay Lohan shape wise, but minus the freckles....The bathing suit bottoms really ruin what figure she does have and her cankles just make this shoot from bad to horrible.
Also....Can someone please get the poor girl a jacket....She looks like she is freezing.
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Cankle alert is at level orange.
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Is that "Ow!" as in "Ow my eyes!"?
Nothing special here, a little homely in the face.
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She is obviously freezing; has fat ankles; picked awful bathsuit/lingerie; has dead-pale skin; dark makeup emphasizes her whiteness; ugly, redenned toes; second chin; she represents moere years than she actually has (21 according to wiki); all these makes up for one of the worst collection of pics I have ever seen on an allegedly "hot" girl. The fact that she is pretty much completely unknown to anyone outside Lancashire doesn't help either.
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Hmmm... she's too apple shaped. They're more likely to come down with the diabetes. All-in-all, nice face but she's too top heavy, needs more on the bottom.
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she does has fat ankles...and need's a tan..but she's not that ugly...she's kinda cute n not that bad body!..
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I guess the sun never comes out in the UK. Level Orange Cankle alert...Nice one.
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i pass, 2009 calender... i get it somewhere!
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Not too bad. Very girl next door ish.
She is not a Gemma Atkinson but then again she is not an Amy Winehouse..... thank god! One is more than enough!
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