Loui Batley of Hollyoaks Does 2009 Bikini Calendar! Ow!

And the Wiki says...
Louie Anne Batley[1][2] (born 2 January 1987 in Chorley, Lancashire) is an English actress best known for her role in Hollyoaks as Sarah Barnes. She attended Rivington Primary School[3] and Westholme Upper School in 1998 to 1999, but left due to dance commitments. [Wiki]

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ugly face, hands, feet, meh

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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Totally agree.

It's funny that she's doing a bikini shoot when she obviously doesn't lay out and tan. They could have at least sprayed a tan on her.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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She looks like a goth dyke zombie. I want to puke. I am starting to feel sick.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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Every once in a while she look as if atom of Brook Shields and Laura Branigan where split in two and this was the resulting explosion.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:15pm
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WE WANT TO KNOW WHY? O THE HUMANITY!!!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:24pm
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After deep consideration and the fact that these images made my libido malfunction; I will have to say, MEH!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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has nice skin, cankles.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
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I don't believe I will be purchasing the calendar.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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C'MON YOU STILL WOULDN'T EAT THAT, ID GO RIGHT DOWNTOWN AND TELL HER TO PUT A PIZZABOX OVER HER FACE

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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Something not quite right at the cankle area from the front! I don't think I let her give me a Bastrardly foot job!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 3:12pm
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Actually the body is very much like Lindsay Lohan shape wise, but minus the freckles....The bathing suit bottoms really ruin what figure she does have and her cankles just make this shoot from bad to horrible.
Also....Can someone please get the poor girl a jacket....She looks like she is freezing.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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Cankle alert is at level orange.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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Is that "Ow!" as in "Ow my eyes!"?

Nothing special here, a little homely in the face.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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She is obviously freezing; has fat ankles; picked awful bathsuit/lingerie; has dead-pale skin; dark makeup emphasizes her whiteness; ugly, redenned toes; second chin; she represents moere years than she actually has (21 according to wiki); all these makes up for one of the worst collection of pics I have ever seen on an allegedly "hot" girl. The fact that she is pretty much completely unknown to anyone outside Lancashire doesn't help either.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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Hmmm... she's too apple shaped. They're more likely to come down with the diabetes. All-in-all, nice face but she's too top heavy, needs more on the bottom.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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she does has fat ankles...and need's a tan..but she's not that ugly...she's kinda cute n not that bad body!..

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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I guess the sun never comes out in the UK. Level Orange Cankle alert...Nice one.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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i pass, 2009 calender... i get it somewhere!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 4:03pm
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Not too bad. Very girl next door ish.

She is not a Gemma Atkinson but then again she is not an Amy Winehouse..... thank god! One is more than enough!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 9:50am
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