Lindsay Lohan & The LAPD: Working To Protect America!
Saturday, April 19th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Flynet PicturesPeople Magazine recently paid Lindsay Lohan to issue some useless comments & fan the flames of her endless drama w/ Daddy...
"I just wish that he wouldn't go and talk to the media. It's not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. ... I love my father," People quoted the former alcoholic & crackwhore.
Her pitywhore comments continued: "I just don't know why he's doing what he's doing. It's a weird situation, very odd. I've gone through so much and I think publicly people have seen that and I don't find that fascinating anymore," she says. "I think it's kind of over with because that's not where I am in my life, so I want it to be a fun record, I want it to be free-spirited and I want it to represent me in my life now, which is happy," she added as People Magazine handed her a check for a few thousand dollars.
So, what does being "free-spirited" mean in the celebrity world? Anyone?
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Please stop posting this worthless bitch, plskthnx.
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Does she even have a career anymore in films?
She's not known for any decent acting job, and yet she claims to be an actress. I can't name one film she's been in.
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Hey great captions...and you forgot pantyless for fame and fortune also...
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Didn't her boobs star in that Herbie flick?
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I would so love to get a piece of her
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She's still got to be on a truckload of drugs because there is no other reason why a 21 year old girl should look so beat. I've seen 15 dollar hookers that look better at 40.
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She looks so below average that it's disgusting.
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Poor girl. She looks way too old for her age. I bet she's still a fun person.
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"No no the black cop was driving."
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