Lindsay Lohan Rocks Her Golden Nike Dunks To Club Goa

The strange case of Lindsay Lohan and the disappearing mink coat
Stay calm, truthseekers, because it's that time again - the time when Lost in Showbiz peers into its crystal ball and rasps, "What's Lohan up to?"

A wizened claw is waved over the glass orb, which swiftly clouds. Finally, the mists part to reveal a fur-clad starlet, and an unidentified female wailing, "Where's my coat?"

Ooh! We have a mink-jacking!

Now, I'd love to tell you that the innocent victim in all of this was Lindsay. But showbusiness is no fairytale.

And so to New York nightclub 1 Oak, where, on January 26 of this year, both Lindsay and a student named Masha Markova attended a private birthday party. Lindsay had arrived in a black coat; Masha was wearing an $11,000 blonde mink - a family heirloom - that she placed on a coat rack. [Read more @ The Guardian]


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Nice shoes. are those air force 1s

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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Your an idiot the thing says GOLDEN DUNKS ugh are you blind? retarded? or both?

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 @ 1:48pm
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that coat story was funny, it was on the cover of the post like 3 times this week...thebest part about it?

the bitch who owns it claims it is worth 11K.

fine, thats cool..

then turns around and DEMANDS LiLo give her 10K for the 3 week "rental"

LMFAO.

who cares, LiLo kicks ass, and, LMAO shes drinking that water that comes in glass bottles isnt she?

or wait, is that that energy drink?

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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not sure. was going to do a "Guess those golden kicks," but decided it'd be too lame

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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I didn't know they had that section in the guardian! ha ha. Love it.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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I hope she gets hit by a car and cut in half or something.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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Fur sucks, what a bitch.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:45pm
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dunks with spandex, now i've seen everything. this trend is awful. she needs to go back to rehab.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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Spandex sucks, what a bitch.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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looks like she stole those 80s clothes from micheal jackson or janet jackson.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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Michael never wore leggings. Lol. Maybe David Lee Roth...

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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WOW! LINDSAY IS LOOKING GANGSTA! WOOT WOOT!

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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so hot
I wish she dressed more feminine like she used to
I blame sam for this

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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Nice fucking outfit, what the fuck is she wearing? What a trainwreck

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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Nice kicks, the rest of the outfit sucks. Lindsay let me down, but I still hit it.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:42pm
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what the hell is wrong with her

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:49pm
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no no the black mink was driving.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:29pm
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It looks like she's seconds away from launching into a stirring rendition of "Billie Jean."

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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i feel bad for her :( if she was my friend i would take care of her!

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 9:07pm
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I need a fire-crotch sighting. []

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 10:39pm
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They should just spay her and drop her off at a no-kill farm for useless animals.

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 1:17pm
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Would anyone actually care if this try-hard thieving bitch fell off the face of the earth and was never heard from again?

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 12:04am
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