Lindsay Lohan @ Dolce & Gabanna's Party in Cannes

Lindsay Lohan is currently boozing it up @ the 61st International Cannes Film Festival

Now, this is a dress I wouldn't mind buying for my lady friend---that is, if I had an extra $5k to drop.

I know I hate on Lindsay Lohan each time post her up, but I'll definitely give credit where it's due. Lindsay looks prostitutingly slammin' in this dress. You could throw this dress on Serena Williams or Sandra Oh & I think it'd still probably look good. Ok-ok, maybe I said too much.

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you didn't say too much/and you should always say more... :)

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:54am
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I don't care what anyone says, i'd still bone Lindsay.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:59am
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Knobby knees - you know what causes that...

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:00am
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@#3 Too much praying?

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:04am
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She looks younger than her usual 45. With that dress though, she looks like she should be going to Oktoberfest. Then again, Lindsay does seem to be quite fond of the bratwurst.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:07am
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@4 her way of praying ??? ;)

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:15am
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I would despite the obvious std risk.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:25am
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what is this christmas in may?

she also looks 30 years old here.
idont know if thats good or bad.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:27am
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She doesn't have the legs for short dresses.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 11:33am
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She has beautiful legs, some of the best around.

She's super hot from the thighs down and waist up. If she had hips she'd be in my Top 10.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:21pm
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@ 3 Surplus cartilage?

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:22pm
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You KNOW Lindsay is a FANTASTIC Lay - probably the best lay in Hollywood

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:47pm
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disgusting, ugly beat up face, fake nasty hair, and piggy legs.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:53pm
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Lumpy knees, damn wtf

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:25pm
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Yeah, RockHard is right. Regardless of all her problems, you know she fucks like a champ, and I would like to experience her fucking prowess first hand.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:31pm
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that dress is hideous! it looks like she's wearing my grandma's favorite apron, with nothing underneath...!
but, I think she looks stunning, not fresh or pretty but underneath the grimy looking skin, tired eyes, and whack eyebrows she has lovely bone structure.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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The girl is hot , I take her sexy ass anywhere. The legs look good, feet are really nice,dress is nice, she just hooot looking chick period.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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Something tells me she either wears the dress wrong or it was sewn together bad.(I cant be arsed to view more pics apart from the first full body one) and from that it looks to me like she didnt adjust the straps on the dress so it sits higher than it should. (Hence the top goes all the way up to her collarbone and the bottom is too short)

Either way, ugly legs.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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Not bad, she looks much better with her hair pulled back.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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She looks really good here. She could easily pass for 37.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 2:03pm
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she is wearing a ring on her ring finger. i hope she gets married to the lesbian dj.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 2:11pm
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I've always hated her legs. The only thing hot about her in her "hot" period (Mean Girls) was her tits and hair color. She's ruined both of them with her trailer park lifestyle, now looks like an ugly used up 35 year old hooker.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 2:20pm
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Cant say im a big fan of this girls legs. They are so untoned and she looks like she hasnt moisturised them for about a year. The freckles are also gross. But the shoes are hot in a high class Vegas hooker kinda way.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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LOVE the dress! I love short dresses and skirts in general but this one stands out!
And what are you talking about? She has amazing legs!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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Those legs are HAWT!!!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 3:22pm
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sorry dude, we already know how beastly those fingers are. they belong in a back alley.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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She looks worn - like she has been living a very hard life - but I would bone her in a second. She does have some great assets but its scary to think what she will look like at 30?

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
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she does fill that dress up pretty nicely....

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 5:27pm
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can somebody explain to me why everyone thinks sandra oh is ugly?!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 6:27pm
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^^cause her face fits that discription...?

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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"^^cause her face fits that discription...?"

Ouch!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 7:42pm
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Christmas leiderhosen!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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I think the primary reason many of us find Sandra Oh to be ugly is because Sandra Oh is really ugly. An extra super duper failed-facial-reconstruction-after-a-horrendous-car-accident kind of ugly.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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I usually have a thing for redheaded girls, so I'll go ahead and say I think she is still kinda pretty BUT she is also clearly paying the price for some decisions she's made in her life. It's a shame really, for me anyways a lot of redheads have so much natural beauty - such as Renee Olstead for example.
I can't help but think what Lindsay COULD have looked like had she taken a different path. :s

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 8:45pm
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I'd F Lindsay with my average sized white/black Muslim loving dick.

Praise be to Allah!!!!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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Her legs are looking muscular as usual, and she has lost all that healthy glow in her face like she used to have. She looks sad.
That said, people with red hair are usually nerds who change their hair colour because they know just how lame they look as redheads.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 9:13pm
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I just cant believe how many people defend Sandra Oh. I know I defend Britney Spears sometimes. But at least Britney doesn't look like Rocky Dennis.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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CandyKills88, come on and register to the site !!! :)

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
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Lindsay looks 10 years older than she really is here. And I'm not a fan of those legs. PLEASE GO BACK TO BEING A REDHEAD.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 10:54pm
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this chick is a mess...a disgusting mess...my stomach turns upside down whenever i see her...she has the same affect as aguilera on me...i am afraid she will die...i dont mind that since she cant handle her own life like an adult but i am scared she will take innocent lives with her...fucking bitch

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 1:12am
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and that dres is possibly the ugliest dress ive ever seen...not only is it ugly but also made of plastic.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 1:15am
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I'd punch that in the back of the head for a dollar.

okay for free

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 1:22am
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Looks like she's gained weight! Looking healthy there. Dress would've been nice it if were a bit longer.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 4:04am
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fat thighs and her face is beat....proof that drugs and bad time management will fuck you up.
The dress too short to work for her.
She needs to go away, 86 her psycho mom and save the little sister from the biz.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 4:34am
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i really wanna lve to do a leg massage on her :using no other than coconut oil:

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 6:07am
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can we please ban all lilo and tara reid pics from this page, once and for all? they have got to be the ugliest and nastiest biatches in the world.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 9:52am
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ohh dude.. that is the fugliest dress ever..

she doesn't have the legs to pull off short skirts -lack of tonation & chubster knees?although the addition of her arms, breasts & face, make her undeniably hott...:) - just get a new stylist.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 9:56am
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Moe the only thing that would look good thrown on Sandra Oh is a paper bag. Serena - now there's another story... (magicstick would in a heartbeat)

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 10:02am
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thats a fucking hideous dress wtf moe???

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 10:16am
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say what ever you want about this skank, but this bitch has a very beautiful face,,,,,,,,,ugly body though......

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 11:46am
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I love Irish women, and I've never noticed a woman's knees, so I just don't get the criticism. Irish-looking women like Lindsey, Julianne Moore, Rose McGowan, and Nicole Kidman are hot.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 11:47am
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Oh, and I love sluts, skanks, ho's, and lesbians, Lindsay's got it all. :-)

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 11:50am
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and I love how McPerv doesn't discriminate and just love 'em all. :-)

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 12:02pm
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Ol' "FireCrotch" has looked a lot worse. I'd let her on her knees in front of me.

And thats the bottom line.....

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 12:10pm
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Speaking of Ms. Williams:

The beautiful, bootylicious, bodied and bodacious Serena Williams advances to the 2nd round of the 2008 French Open after defeating Ashley Harkleroad 6-2,6-1! WOO HOO! Go Lil' Sis!!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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ugh, it looks like someone put a large strip of plastic on her hem and neckline! EW!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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It's not that I think all women are hot, I just have a wide-ranging appreciation of women, from light and thin Nicole Kidman to dark and thick Serena Williams (I watch her matches just to see her ass). My only preference is for femininity and an hourglass figure, be it a small hourglass or large-ish.

And I don't have a double-standard when it comes to sex and women. Women who are wild in bed or who sleep around are a blessing to mankind and I would never disparage a woman for it.

Though some women excite me more than others, such as the smooth-skinned, full-lipped, sultry-eyed d55. :-b.....

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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boring and her face looks so unhealthy

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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#10 has obviously never seen hot women legs before

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 7:26pm
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#38 Sandra Oh has class, something many of your American women lack

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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#9 I bet she has better legs than you,
But, who cares about the dress?

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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#62 - Oh, snap! You totally got me on that one. It took you 40-some odd negative comments about her legs to come up with that?

Sunday, May 25th, 2008 @ 9:55pm
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#61 - Junglegirl
Oh, we never said anything about Sandra Oh having or not having class. We just said that she is ugly. Because she is. Ugly, that is. Very, very ugly.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 1:49am
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@61 what's with all these holier than thou remarks, do you think there's a country that has only classy women? you are sorely mistaken. so take your fucked up cabbage patch pout and shove it.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:17am
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She looks like a sex-hungry leprechaun discovered by Captain Kirk on a distant planet.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:21am
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Even when she's all dressed up, she still looks like a 40 something retired stripper.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:55am
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WHY THERE'S NO UPDATES??? THIS IS GETTING CRAP ANNOYING HERE!!!

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:56am
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i like her shoes.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 6:46am
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#60 Junglegirl, you got me, in all these years I have never seen hot women legs, even though I am obsessed with mini skirts and never fail to notice a woman's legs.

Tell me, what's wrong with Lindsay's legs? They are perfectly toned and sized, her knees may be a little rough but only becauise, I imagine, this beautiful girl spends a lot of time on all fours. Knees just don't matter that much any way.

Is it her freckles? I don't care about the color of a woman's skin or whether she has freckles.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 9:47am
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