Lauren Conrad Got Drunk @ Coco De Ville in Hollywood
Posted on Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 2:58pm by Jackson

Lauren Katherine Conrad (born February 1, 1986), often referred to as "L.C.", is an American television personality and an aspiring fashion designer.
As of April 24, 2008, Conrad is also the national spokesperson for College Tonight.
Conrad also appeared on Irish magazine, KISS, in June 2008. Wiki
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Sad part is...I'm starting to like this thing now.....Oh Bastardly! You dangle the worm long enough and it looks tasty.
She very cute...and she doesn't look that drunk!!..
Yes.
What's on the right side of her upper back in the 5th pic? Love Bite from taking it doggie style?
doggie style yes
mmm. itty bitty cleavage.
hmmmm, yeah she's drunk alright. I think we have a shot guys.....
The pool of men who have a legitimate shot with the girl who is arguably the most popular girl in Los Angeles right now is so small that I don't even know if it's big enough to cool off your tootsies. Supply and demand, my friend. The supply is severely limited and the demand is enormous, which means Ms. Conrad gets to pick exactly what she wants, when she wants, and never, ever has to compromise her ideals. I know you were joking of course, but it gave me an opening to expound one of my cherished socio-economic theories concerning this city: Young Female Flesh is THE currency is Los Angeles.
I am not sure wasted chicks are in position to pick exactly what they want.
That one is. Like Madeleine Kahn in History of the World, Part One. Yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, Yessssssss! I bet at the end of the night she has them lined up in the living room of her mansion. Trust me, when you are as famous as she is, and as young and cute as she is, all you have to do is walk up to a guy, any guy, and he is yours. It's not going to always be that way for her. What, she's 21, 22. It will only last another couple of years, and then she'll have to settle for whatever athlete comes her way. Until then, it's Boner City for LC.
"...as famous as she is...and as cute as she is" I don't think so!
Dem's fighting words.
Me fight you over LC - no thanks, she is all yours!
LOL
NO..we don't...lol
W.E.M.L.
Note: Pop in at Coco De Ville during next ASCAP convention.
Worst invention in human history = double-sided tape.
hollywood county police can't joke around about that, they can arrest anyone that plays stupid games with them... and there awareness are pretty xtreme...
She's pretty. I like the dress, hate the shoes and love the legs, drunk or not.
I can't find her attractive, mainly because of how shallow her life probably is.
I think she's cute.
I BELEIVE SHE WAS DRUNK WHEN SHE LEFT THE HOUSE , HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THOSE DRAPES SHES WEARING?
she is a spokesperson for college tonight? has she even gone to college? or she just knows how to party like a college bitch?
and i dont know why she would wear a deep plunge top like that with those nasty, saggy, orangutan tits
agree. they may be real but they arent any good.
she has a really piggy face and a very average body
they are small and saggy. how is that possible when shes so young
the camera guys suck ass. should have got some nipple. fags
Someone should have punched her in the face and then got some up tablecloth shots.... oh, that was a dress?
She is very annoying and not very hot, not a good combo.
She doesn't look drunk. But why does she look so unhappy?
Thank you
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