Kristin Cavallari Went On Beer Run @ Ralph's!
Posted on Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 @ 2:00pm by Jackson

Audrina Patridge Topless Photos Get a Thumbs Up From Kristin Cavallari
"She's young, she did her thing, whatever," Cavallari said. "She looks good. Her body is bangin'!" Topless photos of Patridge hit the web on Wednesday. "They were taken when I was just out of high school and beginning to model," Patridge has explained. Another report noted that the stripped down photos were for Playboy, but they were rejected. Source
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...and she drinks Corona too?
Tell me a Corona with a lime is not the best summer drink at the pool or on the beach..
"Only if you don't like Pina Colada" *sung*
shes kinda growing on me, this one. i would defo bang that.
Sorry ACE. Corona is piss. The vats for export out of Mexico, the brewery workers piss in the "Gringo Beer" vats. The lime is to keep the flies from flying into the bottle. White folks think it makes the beer taste better. Corona is beer for people who don't like beer. It's like canoe sex, fucking close to water.
Oh and Moe, keep the ghetto looking squiggly line. Fuck "Mr. Graphic Design Firm."
@ #5 - Ok, what do you recommend?
Yea corona is piss, everyone knows that. But what the fuck, it's good piss. Heh.
Oh and I agree with #6 - don't change a fucking thing
As to the bitch - meh.
Of course "Miss-giving-blowjobs-at-age-12" approves. Duh.
Hey the beer is for the maid, she told me...that's all she gets paid. Kristin looks so plain on this picture, I prolly would walk pass by her on the street and wouldn.t even know who she was...
coronas are the shiiiiiiiiznit....i drink them all the time, def good hangover beer. and the fact that babygirl drinks them makes me even more attracted to her.
Newcastle Brown Ale is currently rocking my world right now. Tuborg is great. Pilsner Urquel, Leffe, Rochefort 8, Warsteiner. Any beer brewed in Bavaria, Germany, still follows the Reinheitsgebot of 1516. Otherwise known as the purity law. The beer can only contain water, hops, barley and yeast. No preservatives or additives. That's why I've never been hung-over in Munich.
Corona is pure piss.
You want a good drink?
Guinness. Fresh from the tap.
I like her. Great legs.
@ #12 - You had me at Newcastle Brown Ale, but it's a little heavy to pound down at the pool on a hot summer day. Leffe Blonde is a great Belgian beer.
@ #13 - Guinness is one of my favorites, but again too heavy to be drinking at the beach on a hot summer day.
ACE - I'm Irish. We avoid sunlight. Therefore, I don't anything about sitting anywhere in the sun on a hot summer day...
Newcastle Brown Ale rules!
I like Corona with lime when I am in Mexico and I also like Pacifico. You might be hard pressed to find a Guinness down there anyway. I am willing to overlook the possible urine factor, as it is technically sterile when it leaves the body plus the alcohol would kill anything that might not be anyway.
I want to marry her.
In honor of this comment thread, I'm actually drinking a Newkie Brown right at this very moment..'scuze me..mmm that's good brown. I know it's early in the day but I'm an expert at getting hammered in the daytime. Less cops.Yes "Mr Graphics firm" Chimay is indeed a excellent call. If we were to meet I would buy you one. Then tell you to go fuck yerself...the squiggle stays!
I'd suggest Redhook's Double Black Stout brewed with Starbuck's coffee
She bought the Corona to fool all us Bastards and show us how cultured she is, all Hill's beatches like the water in a can aka Coors Light!
I reccommend New Glarus' Copper Kettle or any of their beers really. CK is pretty thick but has a higher alcohol content than most other so-called beers. Also anything by Leinie's is a pretty safe bet. Not that I'm being paid to promote the beers brewed in my state or anything.
Come on now, if we are talking about beer, heineken is the way to go, for anyone who is confused about this beer, its dutch when in amsterdam have one!
i like yuengling not that mexican piss water
Yuengling. That's a good beer. You from Philly ass?
Ah the fun you could have, a case of corona's and Kristin. Ow!
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