Kristen Bell Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Are Blinding [HollywoodTuna]
- Sexiest Women of NCAA Softball [CO-ED Magazine]
- Pussycat Dolls are Boring on Set [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Lily Allen At The Royal Academy Exhibition [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Angelina Jolie did not give birth [Celebslam]
- Monica Bellucci - SEXY AS HELL in Italin Ok Magazine [The Bastardly Society]

- There's No Way This Ho Is Knocked Up [Dlisted]
- Jodie Sweetin: Meth Addict to Mom [Celebitchy]
- Jamie Lynn Spears was being stalked [The Blemish]
- Bring a date or two to Swingtown tonight on CBS!!! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

- Pulp Fortress 2 [Flabber]
- Adriana Lima Naked [CityRag]
- Now some pointless MILF ass [DerekHail]
- Sucks to be Bridget Moynahan [Celeb Warship]

- Hockey Player Celebrity Girlfriends [Mamarazzi]
- Kate Walsh Flashes Her Ass [The Grumpiest]
- New X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer In English [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course...

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36 Scandalous Comments

Nothing like a cute pasty ass to make the day go by faster...

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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this picture set of her is really great.

KBell is really great to look at.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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what what in the butt, all fucking night long!!

I love this chick!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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thanks for linking to adriana's titties! it isn't exactly a spread eagle shot, but it'll do...

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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"- Sexiest Women of NCAA Softball [CO-ED Magazine]"

LMFAO....it reminded me of the line in the Bad News Bears remake when billy bob thornton says...

"i never thought id ever hear myself say this, but, look at the ass on that second baseman"

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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I would so let her squirt in my mouth it's not even funny. I would eat her tiny little white ass for breakfast. Not a stitch of make-up on and she's still hot as fuck. Photoshop that, you fat bitches!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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I'm sure she has makeup on, and I'm even more sure that this was photoshopped.

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 12:33am
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@6 not a stitch of makeup? you're a fucking dumbass dude. enjoy fantasizing cause i'm sure you don't get much action in real life. disgusting pig.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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How about that prozac there, Shandi. She's not even underage, I don't see why you're getting so worked up.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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She reminds me of Elizabeth "The Black Dahlia" Short -- post-mortem. It's like someone carved a huge jack o'lantern grin in her noggin.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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I would love to be that dog. You could walk up, sniff and lick her pussy, and not get slapped.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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I have a friend that looks just like Kristen except brunette. They are both dolls.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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you should have her submit for Bastardly Lady of The Day!!! LOL

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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Haha. I would never let her. She's far too sweet and fragile for it. The comments can be soooo cruel!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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Don't be shy with me Shandi. I want to fuck you too. I think you're reall pretty. If you wanted my attention all you had to do was ask. I'll be a tender lover with you, I promise. I won't fistfuck you until our third date.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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She is refreshing. Nice to see that a girl you can take home to your momma has a nice rump.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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Leni is STILL prettier than this one hands down.

This girl has no ass and a funky smile.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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1.Is she supposed to have an ass?
2. that dog is sexy. Get me that!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:14pm
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She is very cute. I like her.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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She's definitely growing on me. 9/10 in the cuteness department. Maybe not the same beautiful as any Victoria Secret angel, but still...very nice =]

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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I still cannot believe Dax Shepard (sp?) is doing this chick. She looks like a little girl. I know...Dax likes his women to think he has a big schlong!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:46pm
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A fucking pigeon just came in through my window and took a shit on my cable set on top of my television.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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Oh shit! The same thing happened to me. Fuckin' apocalypse, man.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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BWAHAHHAHAHA

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:06pm
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She grows upon me like moss on a log.

I saw in Louisiana a live-oak growing,
All alone stood it, and the moss hung down
from the branches,
Without any companion it grew there,
glistening out with joyous leaves of
dark green,
And its look, rude, unbending, lusty, made
me think of myself;

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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I bet this chicks ass smells like freshly cut grass on a warm summer day. You faggots that don't like her are gay.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 8:41pm
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The dog is so cute!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 10:05pm
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She's hot and compassionate as well, I love her.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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pic #2 caption:

KB: "I'm sorry, I forgot to make coffee."

me: "It's OK, because I just made wood."

sorry ya bastards for another bad idea/comment

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 4:46am
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I WANT TO FUCK HER NOW §§§§§§§§§§§§§

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 4:55am
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nothing spesh have seen better BUT FOR GODSAKE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THE FRIGGIN DOG!!!
if she didnt seem to have such a good personality i wouldnt like her at all I WANT THAT DOG

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 6:09am
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Man, that Goliano is some piece of work. I saw him describing how he rapes lil girls.
And I think he wants the lady on my profile pic.

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 7:47am
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this is a test

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 7:58am
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that dog looks excited....

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 11:21am
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Ring ma bells, Kristen!

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 2:21pm
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http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7136/kristenbell06040801an7.jpg
A white boy's bottom? A white baby's? BAD!

Friday, June 6th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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