Kelly Brook: "Fat Pig" at the Comedy Theatre in London
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFat Pig: Kelly Brook has a pencil waist and rabbit-thigh legs, but she is not a great interpreter of a role
Miss Brook is an earnest little thing. She has the pencil waist and rabbit-thigh legs of a cartoon Wilma Flintstone. A less gallant man than your critic would marvel at her embonpoint.
But she is not a great interpreter of a role. The voice reaches a tinny cruising altitude and has difficulty finding another note.
When hoping to convey impatience she does that schoolgirl thing of crossing her eyes and staring high to the side boxes.
You could, if you were loyal, argue that the character she plays - an office bimbo - is a total blank. In which case Miss Brook has secured a triumph. But it might simply be that she is a poor actress. Source
Motorboating comes to mind fer some reason.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Really crappy pictures of a REALLY gorgeous woman....
And thats the bottom line...........
Stone ColdReply to this Comment
+ 1
azezealReply to this Comment
Crappy pictures?! I took one look at those legs and wanted to curl up in my bed and cry.
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
Guess it's true what they say. Beauty. Eye. Beholder.
Anonymous Black Chick - ABCReply to this Comment
Yes, the pics don't do her any justice.
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I'd never noticed before, but she certainly does have an excellent embonpoint.
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She doesn't look amazing here, but I would totally motorboat those tits.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Who figured she was a good actress? She just looks good in scenes and her dialogue should be 1 or 2 word lines, just enough to show her cute English accent.
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
Oh my... she looks really, really hot.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Uber-gorgeous as always...the emphasis in these photos is more on her well-shaped hips, rather than the usual "hey her boobs are big!" (duh). Sooooo beautiful, and she seems like the sweetest girl as well. Too bad her acting is apparently (and not surprisingly) way below par.
JonYoReply to this Comment
She is gorgeous, I love her. Why is it that every picture I see of her looks like it's from 1992 because of the weird, bright, outdated clothes she wears?!
jillybean81Reply to this Comment
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