Kelly Brook Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, July 14th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are WOW! [HollywoodTuna]
- Awesome iPhone Apple Bottoms [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kate Moss Topless on a Boat [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Naomi Campbell And Tyson Beckford Donate Toys [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Angelina Jolie definitely gave birth this time [Celebslam]
- Step up without having to shell out Rolex paper [Daily Drop]
- Bastille Day: 10 French Women We Love [Complex]
- JLo treats her nannies like slaves [Dlisted]
- Rumer Willis: I know I’m not a conventional beauty [Cele|bitchy]
- ‘New Yorker’ Cover Shows Obamas as Terrorists [Bumpshack]
- Louise Redknapp is attractive [DerekHail]
- 'Cool as Ice' motorjumpscène [Flabber]
- Josh Brolin arrested in bar altercation [The Blemish]
- Madonna Attends New York Yankee Game [Gone Hollywood]
- Nicole Richie's Book Is Being Made into a TV Series! [Celeb Parasite]
- Work place Violence Increasing [The Bastardly Society]
- Greatest Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time [Unibrow]
- Maria Menounos’ Sweet Ass Shags Balls [The Grumpiest]
- Izabel Goulart Does Arena Magazine [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
Damn you Zane! The Phantom sucked.
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Woo-hoo! Kelly was knocked out of my top ten, but she's still in my Top 15. This chick has an AMAZING, womanly figure.
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pages 3, 5, and 6 are so fucking foxy. I love this woman.
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mmm-mmm good!!
Jackson, I clicked again for you!
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foxy. this is a good description.
in canada i might call her le renard!
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Some of these shots arnt the best shes ever been taken in but shes still nice and sexy
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Why is she wearing clothes?
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"Rumer Willis: I know I’m not a conventional beauty"
LMFAO that might be a top 10 quote from a celeb in 08....that girl ACTUALLY THINKS SHES BEAUTIFUL!!!
my god.
and Kelly Brook is disgusting. i say this every time they post and i will continue to say it...if there is ONE celebrity who should be sucking off the dude who invented photoshopping and airbrushing, its this ugly bitch.
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shut the fuck up you fucking creepy fucktard. This woman has one of the finest bodies to ever walk the earth and you call her ugly? Are you going to wish death on her now? You clearly have the iq of a piece of discarded fecal matter. I am so fucking sick of reading your irritating posts. Shut the fuck up and go jerk off, you stupid bozo. Maybe it will calm your ass down.
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hey you fucking too. go look at her beach candids. she totally owes everything to photoshop.
her beach candids her tits are sagged WAY down to almost her waist. not to mention the shit load of cellulite on her thighs and how flabby her stomach is.
if you think THATS ones of the finest bodies ever to walk the earth than there is something wrong with you.
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Phillip,
You are such a misogynistic mother fucker. What the hell is wrong with you that you can't just skip posts about women you hate? For your information, your posts are mentally disturbed and appear to have been written by a fucking psycho. You are one to talk about flab. You've got more than your fair share. Ms. Brock has natural boobs, which sag a bit yes, but are spectacular none the less. I have never noticed excessive cellulite on her thighs but if you had ever actually been with a woman (not just jerk it to pics of underage Disney whores) you might realize that most women have a touch of cellulite under their asses and it's ok! Her tummy is not flabby, you asswipe. Beautiful women of legal age make Phillip McCracken angry, everyone. And that is because he's pissed off that hot adult women have always turned him down. Phillip, you really are a fucking sick motherfucker. Why don't you wish death on someone now? Oh, and just so you know, I am a girl. You see, Phillip, numerous people on this website dislike you. Yes, that's right. We fucking hate you.
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1st off "underage disney whore", u are refering to Ashley Tisdale, funny, i didnt realize 23 was "underage".
2nd "sag a bit" "never noticed excessive cellulite on her things" "her tummy is not flabby" obviously you havent seen her beach candids.
3rd why would i wish death on kelly? you obviously havent been here long enough to know how dumb a statement that is, cause i have said on many occasions she seems like a nice person in interviews, very down to earth, and that while shes ugly in real life, at least shes not an arogant bitch.
4th. my girlfriend is 27. but maybe your fucking stupid enough to think that 27 isnt isnt legal either, as apparently you think 23 is "underage" as well. oh and..."you might realize that most women have a touch of cellulite under their asses and it's ok!" thankfully my girlfriend is one of the women who has no cellulite on her body. and my girlfriend doesnt make me angry, but like i said, i dont know if you consider 27 legal.
5th, i dont now nor ever have cared about who likes me and whom doesnt anywhere. so you hating me dont bother me, but i find it ironic that the reason you hate me, as said in prior posts is cause i hate people i dont know...funny, you dont know me, and you said you hated me. thats ironic and makes you a huge fucking hypocrite.
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Yeah that's hilarious.... Rumer has absolutely nothing going for her except buttafacedom
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she is hot. at the pics with the clothes on she needs some more face makeup in order to look smokin hot ,maybe more eye liner or eye shadow, she looks so plain. maybe the lights are very strong...
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Thats a hot bitch.
Never did care much for her face but her body....
pg 5 & 6....have mercy!
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Fuck she make's me horny!...this is one damn fine biatch!
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Philip doesn't like her 'cause she doesn't have a penis.
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I would love to touch her breasts.
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Oh there's not a thing wrong with this honey, thats for sure. Phillip, not sure what you don't like.... but to each his own. I'd lick the sweat from her cleavage...... and anywhere else she asked me to lick.
And thats the bottom line.....
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it's like someone took a shovel and "whack" flattened out her ass...ugh...flat and wide.
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Women need one of the two, a nice rack or an ass to really look like women. OK, so she doesn't have much of an ass but she has nice curvy hips and a DAMN NICE RACK. So therefore she passes the "are you a woman?" test.
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Another example would be Kate Hudson. That woman has no t*ts at all, but damn she has a nice round booty.
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I WOULD LET HER SHIT IN MY CARRERA,,,,,,,,,,,
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Nice bod. I don't like her face. She's kind of overexposed for not having done much besides pose for a whole bunch of photos every other day. Or did I miss something at the last Academy Awards?
Erm... Overexposed in the media, I mean. She's obviously overexposed in the fashion sense also, but I'm going to complain about that.
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She's got a nice White girl body. Good rack, decent hips, but suffers from noassatall.
She's prolly in my top 20, 30 though.
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Kim K is one of the rare few that has both, T & A, and that's pretty much the only reason she's famous.
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kelly brook = HOTNESS
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CANT ANYONE SEE THE MAN FACE ON HER??????
she has nothing going for her compared to nearly every other woman on bastardly.
Thers no prettiness, sexiness, sluttiness, cutiness, seductiveness... NOTHING!
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ah c'mon she defo has a some sexiness about her!??!!!
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Man oh man there are some funny things on here... now isn't a misogynist someone who hates / distrusts ALL women?? How can someone be a misogynist if they like some females but dislike others? Uncertified bastards are too funny... Hiding behind a veil of anonymity while attempting to talk shit...
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shhhh Tray-C, dont tell my girlfriend im a misogynist. she might start worrying that i dont like her as much as im telling her i am, and i cant have that cause shes awesome....or wait, am i just saying that? cause i hate all women?
so, shhh, keep it secret, i dont want my smoking hot girlfriend to dump me cause she hears that
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lol Phil... I'm sure she knows you a hell of a lot better then these anonymous bastards ever will...
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i hope so. sometimes she gets paranoid for no reason to doubt what i tell her.
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