Katie Price Just Launched KP Equestrian. What The Hell?!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News & BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped at the Holborn Studio in North London, where Katie posed with a white horse kitted out in her new line of clothing. The new line caters to both horses and riders. Yes, the world is coming to an end very soon...
First lingerie for fat chicks & now slutty clothing for the equestrian industry. What's next?!
Anyway, what's funding all these crazy ideas? The 30-year-old slutty-ho/mom/model is not only a fashionista-wannabe, but she's also a top-selling children's author---which is pulling in a considerable amount of dough. Who are these bastardly parents allowing their kids to read a book authored by this woman?!

























LOL That first picture and caption made me laugh SO hard. Could you imagine if this 'dress up your horse' thing caught on and Paris Hilton started showing up to premieres with a giant fucking pink-clad HORSE?! That would make me so happy.
jillybean81Reply to this Comment
Barbie?
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross."
Sir Percy of Scandia"Yeah."
"You think 'A woman fuckin' a horse' and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse."
"Yeah."
"It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her."
"Yeah."
"I kinda felt bad for the horse! "
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she's into doing horses now?
fuqmeisterReply to this Comment
SJP is buying in bulk as we speak
concubineReply to this Comment
Lmao at the captions lol.
SierraReply to this Comment
Sir Percy of Scandia your so lame. Why the fuck are you quoting the 40 year old virgin?
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That horse should've kicked the shit out of her dumb ass.
GolianoReply to this Comment
LMAO! that would be funny!!! it happened to some people that got "owned" as hell!
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
I like her. I don't understand whats this about a horse... but whatever. I think I need to go to bed.
jennylaReply to this Comment
What a strange sight, a dog riding a horse! Ought to be in the circus. By the way, did you know she's launched another perfume? It's called "Slapper".Yes, you too can smell like a whore for £40 of your hard-earned.
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