Juiciest Dress: Keri Hilson @ 2008 MTV VMAs
Monday, September 8th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

I'm pretty sure most of you true bastards are digging Keri & her dress. It just wouldn't be right to hate on a dress designed with the curious horndogg in mind, so all we got is love, baby. This dress has easy access written all over it.
Anyway, Keri was nominated for an award in two categories last night: Best New Artist & Best Dancing In A Video, but she came up short. For those of you who dig her tunes, Keri's new solo album drops into stores on October 7th. Hit up her official site for more info!
Interesting read...
A few days later, on the other side of Hollywood, Keri Hilson sat in a similar studio, previewing music from her upcoming solo debut, "In a Perfect World," scheduled for release Oct. 7. The 26-year-old studio rat turned ingénue -- her credits include co-writing Britney Spears' "Gimme More" and singing on "Hero" by rapper Nas -- projected contemporary chic from her angular bob to her multicolored sneakers. She busted dance moves in her chair, absorbed in the sleek beats crafted by producers Polow da Don, Cory Bold and her mentor Timbaland.
On songs such as "Where Did He Go?" and "Intuition," Hilson's tough-but-tender singing warmed up the expertly built tracks. "When Tim or another producer gives me a really futuristic sound, I go retro," she said. "I hear synths, and it takes me back to Babyface and Quincy Jones, even George Michael. I try to tap into how I felt as a kid listening to music. I just try to reach back into time." [LA Times]












That's some scary ass shit right there. Looks like she was attacked by a gaggle of blind fashion and beauty school drop outs.
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yuck
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I can do nothing but laugh.
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she is actually hot. however this attire and hair-do is not sexy or cute. infact it's terrible. doesn't detract from the fact she has perfect legs and (as earlier stated) is hot underneath it all.
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That's all fine and good, but she did walk out the house looking like some one put Salt N Pepa and EnVogue in a blender.
:O)
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hahaha!! yep. it is a bit of a mess. here is a more appropriate pic of her...
well i like it anyways... i also would have no quarms about hitting it either...
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NIce....I can see there is much promise there. MEOW!
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she looks like the african american bai-ling.
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that is some bad fashion.
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shes cute but the hair gotta go
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That's a f'Kn man, or a third Williams sister. Who cares about the dress when it's on a manShe.
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Her hair looks like a lampshade. The dress and shoes are disgusting.
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Why all the face shots? This woman's body kills!!
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Picture courtesy of photshop.
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You have proof of your claim or is this your run-of-the-mill hating?
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Dude, this chick is straight up hot. I don't care what any of you bastards say!! Thanks for posting that leggy pic, goliano!
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No prob.
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Why do pretty women do this to themselves???
She has a nice body and a pretty face. So why the riciculous hairstyle, hidious makeup ugly shoes and slutty dress???
Ugh, I wanna slap her then take her shopping.
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How the hell can you be hot every other day of the week and then choose the day of an event to get dressed in the dark?
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LMAO!
well put my friend
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Loving the hair! Its cutting edge, literally.
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She's sexy as shit...
Her hair is fucked for this event though...
and her feet have always been fucked up... hence the fugly shoes.
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the hair...WTF and she's wearing the same shoes a heidi...OMG!!!
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Wow, that hair is so ghetto, and that dress... (shudders). I don't get it - this is a beautiful girl with so the potential to be HUGE. So she chooses a crappy first single, crappy clothes, and bad hair.
Whatever, Kerri.
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I have no more sympathy for you!
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I hate when good lookin' broads try to get all "artistic" and start dressing like homeless people or retards or something.
*my apologies to the P.C. police*
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