21 Scandalous Comments

If I had huge tits like her I'd be wearing low cut all the time.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:37pm

she looks freaked here.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

If any woman had legs like her, they shouldn't own a long dress like this. WTF?

I agree with Foxy too! You gotta use what you have before you lose it. When it's gone, it's gone.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

Let it go Jessica....

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:41pm

she better hope Romo throws a ring on that finger cuz she's very close to becoming irrelevant. has papa joe run out of ways to pimp her out

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:43pm

That dress is for a 50 year-old and not a twentysomething.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:47pm

It must suck to be her, $$$, fame, but no kids, no husband, and the looks are on their way out.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:57pm

Too many clothes.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

I was gong to disagree with the previous comments - but then it occurred to me, the highlight of this lady's career was the DUKES OF HAZZARD movie. That does kinda suck.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:00pm

i'd tap it on her forehead. regardless of all the crap this chic has gone through, i still think she's very tappable. big boobies, decent legs, tho a short neck. i've done worse tho.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:04pm

Freaky eyes, like she's possessed. "The power of Christ compels you!"

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:14pm

not my best, she is good looking in general but the dress is a no

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:47pm

i have a ultra soft spot for this simpson. however she does need to be in something short and tight... for my own entertainment, bwhahahaha!

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 1:49pm

One of those celebs who looks good without makeup. I love everything about her appearance, including her nonstandard nose. She's beautiful but not cookie-cutter boring.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:46pm

I'm a big fan Jess, but you are looking a bit thick here, like you have stopped working out. are you hiding something under that dress? I saw this woman in person in Santa Fe, and although she did not offer me a modeling contract, she looked way better than this, not that this is all that bad, I'm just saying....

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 2:58pm

No thanks, short girls should keep their midget legs covered at all times. Jessica has finally done something smart.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 4:38pm

DAMN SHE GETS UGLIER AND UGLIER EVERYTIME I SEE HER.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 6:49pm

She is over rated

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 7:51pm

what an ugly dress, Jess looks good, I love her eyes.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 10:34pm

i dont like her jaw/ chin but she doesnt look bad here

Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 11:04pm

I think she is stunning.

Monday, June 9th, 2008 @ 9:03pm

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