Jessica Simpson @ Palms Place Hotel & Spa Grand Opening
Posted on Thursday, June 5th, 2008 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious

So, it's come down to attending spa openings @ Vegas casinos?! Why isn't she wearing something really tight & short? I mean, besides her bod, does Jessica Simpson have anything else going forself?
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If I had huge tits like her I'd be wearing low cut all the time.
she looks freaked here.
If any woman had legs like her, they shouldn't own a long dress like this. WTF?
I agree with Foxy too! You gotta use what you have before you lose it. When it's gone, it's gone.
Let it go Jessica....
she better hope Romo throws a ring on that finger cuz she's very close to becoming irrelevant. has papa joe run out of ways to pimp her out
That dress is for a 50 year-old and not a twentysomething.
It must suck to be her, $$$, fame, but no kids, no husband, and the looks are on their way out.
Too many clothes.
I was gong to disagree with the previous comments - but then it occurred to me, the highlight of this lady's career was the DUKES OF HAZZARD movie. That does kinda suck.
i'd tap it on her forehead. regardless of all the crap this chic has gone through, i still think she's very tappable. big boobies, decent legs, tho a short neck. i've done worse tho.
Freaky eyes, like she's possessed. "The power of Christ compels you!"
not my best, she is good looking in general but the dress is a no
i have a ultra soft spot for this simpson. however she does need to be in something short and tight... for my own entertainment, bwhahahaha!
One of those celebs who looks good without makeup. I love everything about her appearance, including her nonstandard nose. She's beautiful but not cookie-cutter boring.
I'm a big fan Jess, but you are looking a bit thick here, like you have stopped working out. are you hiding something under that dress? I saw this woman in person in Santa Fe, and although she did not offer me a modeling contract, she looked way better than this, not that this is all that bad, I'm just saying....
No thanks, short girls should keep their midget legs covered at all times. Jessica has finally done something smart.
DAMN SHE GETS UGLIER AND UGLIER EVERYTIME I SEE HER.
She is over rated
what an ugly dress, Jess looks good, I love her eyes.
i dont like her jaw/ chin but she doesnt look bad here
I think she is stunning.
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