Jessica Simpson @ Country Thunder USA Festival
Monday, July 21st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Simpson tries to go countryGets mixed reviews from fans at Wisconsin concert
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you,” Simpson told the crowd, according to the Kenosha News. “I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.” MSNBC
"I believe I can fly* *sung*
Get the proper catapult and you can fly baby.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Kind of wonder what song she wrecking here...?
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
She's got a new song. "I'm a muffin top"
DonkeyCockReply to this Comment
If she keeps failing she might end up in Playboy =)
Danny44Reply to this Comment
She's dating a boy... lol
Tray-CReply to this Comment
Her brain never left 3rd grade....We're all boys to her....Even the girls....No sex ed.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
her vagina looks enormous...
ChadReply to this Comment
Country Thunder sucked this year.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
Yea shes pretty and all but seriously she is so fake. Before she was pop and now shes trying soooo hard to be country. Ive said it once, I will say it again... Let it Go Jessica.
CourtneyReply to this Comment
I'm a little bit country.. and you're a little bit rock'n roll....
Arion(South Park)
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I don't know if Jessica will be able to make the transition to country music like Jewel, Darius Rucker, Michelle Branch, Kidd Rock, Robert Plant, but she's really hot.
ACEReply to this Comment
I can't wait until 50 Cent drops his country album.
/I miss the Grunge days
Racer X//it was a music utopia
///sigh
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I just don't understand all the hate - is she a drugs fiend? did she have children and abandon them? did she say anything that was vile or offensive? does she disrepect people?
PlayerReply to this Comment
Hey Mauw! Lookie der it's a talkin blo up dall! Get me on o dose for fer Christmas Mauw!
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
She is obviously not very bright, but I would hit it like a starved man.
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Yo, Ugly Model, I know this chick, and she fucks everybody, even ugly dudes, she has weird taste. Want me to set you two up???
ArionReply to this Comment
Who cares if she is dumb? I wanna hit it so hard...
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Her playboy price is falling so fast, in a few months she'll be doing nudes for a cheesecake and pack of smokes.
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
I would pump this slut full of my love potion.
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really great legs!
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No 13 Britney Spears did not abandon her kids. She simply married a gold digger. And I can honestly say I own a few Briney CD's. At least Britney could entertain and came out with a few catchy songs. Jessica Simpson is just boring, talentless and ugly. I think she is tacky and lame. And her face looks like someone stretched it out.
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She's got an amazing body and legs, but she needs to be bagged and gagged. I can't stand the way she "sings." It's like nails on a chalkboard. And, the faces she makes rival Celine Dion.
RhondaReply to this Comment
I want to pound her
whocaresReply to this Comment
tony romo has a hotter girl than tom brady
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not really Gisele's body is 100 times better but both faces are ugly
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If there was any justice in the world, Jessica Simpson would've been Britney Spears and Britney Spears would've been a washed up Disney star back in Louisiana somewhere. I don't like either one of them, but at least Jessica's pretty and has one of the greatest natural racks of all-time.
The DevilReply to this Comment
She is kind of a dork, but I wouldn't toss her out of the sack.
KristinReply to this Comment
I would be so rough with her and enjoy it so much. And the next day I'd wake her up and tell her the cabs waiting for her outside. That's the kind of girl I see Jessica Simpson as; hot but I don't like her.
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