Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel Not Walking Dog!
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee

Biel, Johnson to voice 'Planet 51'
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Jessica Biel have reportedly signed up to provide voices for new animated movie Planet 51.
Justin Long and Seann William Scott will also appear in the film, the first 3-D CG-animated feature from New Line Cinema.
Jorge Blanco , co-creator of the Commandos video games, is in line to direct alongside Javier Abad and Marcos Martinez, reports Variety.
Joe Stillman, a writer on the first two Shrek films, has signed to write the script.
The film sees astronaut Chuck Baker (Johnson) discover a planet whose green inhabitants live in fear of alien invasion. With the help of a young resident, he struggles to avoid capture to find his spaceship and return home.
Planet 51 is scheduled for release on July 24, 2009. Source
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I just wonder how long any of her boyfriends has ever been able to wait before begging to do her butt. I'd give myself about 48 hours before I started wimpering like a wet puppy.
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She looks well hacked off. No surprisingly, given that there are cameras trained her a lot of the time!
I really do prefer her as a brunette. But hey.
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hm that butt doesn't look like it's hers. It's much smaller :/
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i miss her as a brunette
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King Biscuit:
She always looks hacked off. Too bad -it ruins her otherwise good looks.
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beautiful but much much better with darker hair
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LOVE her body!! :D
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Ooh, Ooh....Kelly McGillis from Top Gun!? That's the thought that jumped to mind when first faced with this picture.
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Yup, I hear you senin.
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Dressed fug yet again! WTF!
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I just don't see what the obsession is with this one
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what happened to her sexy ass? it looks it was chopped in half! wtf?
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God I CANNOT STAND THIS MANLY BITCH!!!!
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It's good to see I'm not the only one who can't stand her.
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Surprise-surprise, William Rast jeans......
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Is it Old Homely week on Bastardly? I hope her dog peed on her leg!
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There goes the dog walker.. without a dog
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Like her jeans...that is all.
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get a tan,then,i'd hit it
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