Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel Not Walking Dog!


Biel, Johnson to voice 'Planet 51'
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Jessica Biel have reportedly signed up to provide voices for new animated movie Planet 51.

Justin Long and Seann William Scott will also appear in the film, the first 3-D CG-animated feature from New Line Cinema.

Jorge Blanco , co-creator of the Commandos video games, is in line to direct alongside Javier Abad and Marcos Martinez, reports Variety.

Joe Stillman, a writer on the first two Shrek films, has signed to write the script.

The film sees astronaut Chuck Baker (Johnson) discover a planet whose green inhabitants live in fear of alien invasion. With the help of a young resident, he struggles to avoid capture to find his spaceship and return home.

Planet 51 is scheduled for release on July 24, 2009. Source

Comment on this Bastardly entry »

19 Scandalous Comments

I just wonder how long any of her boyfriends has ever been able to wait before begging to do her butt. I'd give myself about 48 hours before I started wimpering like a wet puppy.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 8:51am
Reply to this Comment

She looks well hacked off. No surprisingly, given that there are cameras trained her a lot of the time!
I really do prefer her as a brunette. But hey.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 8:54am
Reply to this Comment

hm that butt doesn't look like it's hers. It's much smaller :/

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 8:59am
Reply to this Comment

i miss her as a brunette

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 9:26am
Reply to this Comment

King Biscuit:
She always looks hacked off. Too bad -it ruins her otherwise good looks.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:11am
Reply to this Comment

beautiful but much much better with darker hair

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:23am
Reply to this Comment

LOVE her body!! :D

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:28am
Reply to this Comment

Ooh, Ooh....Kelly McGillis from Top Gun!? That's the thought that jumped to mind when first faced with this picture.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:15pm
Reply to this Comment

Yup, I hear you senin.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 12:31pm
Reply to this Comment

Dressed fug yet again! WTF!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 1:00pm
Reply to this Comment

I just don't see what the obsession is with this one

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
Reply to this Comment

what happened to her sexy ass? it looks it was chopped in half! wtf?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 5:07pm
Reply to this Comment

God I CANNOT STAND THIS MANLY BITCH!!!!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
Reply to this Comment

It's good to see I'm not the only one who can't stand her.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 6:58pm
Reply to this Comment

Surprise-surprise, William Rast jeans......

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 8:23pm
Reply to this Comment

Is it Old Homely week on Bastardly? I hope her dog peed on her leg!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 9:04pm
Reply to this Comment

There goes the dog walker.. without a dog

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 9:11pm
Reply to this Comment

Like her jeans...that is all.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
Reply to this Comment

get a tan,then,i'd hit it

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 @ 12:29am
Reply to this Comment

Make a Scandalous Comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.

More information about formatting options

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.

Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!