Jessica Alba & Family Ate @ Griddle Cafe in Hollywood!

Photo Credit: SF / PCC / Splash News

What are the chances that A) Jessica Alba's a total bitch to Cash Warren 24/7 & B) the only reason he sticks around is for the pimped lifestyle---even if it means he has to be a slave.

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Lol. That's how it's done!

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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Damn Right!!!

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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OMG I would suck those things dry.

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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i think they're a hot couple

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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She seems miserable all the time ever since she got pregnant.

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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She was miserable before she got pregnant.

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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Chingado....those are nice boobs...I wonder if she breast feeds the douchebag also..

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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Damn she looks HOT in the third picture. She seems taller in these too...

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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she's a BILF (bitch i'd like to fuck)

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 7:34pm
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You know, Cash, they have handles on those seats for a reason.

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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oh come on, she carried that thing (Honor) for 9 months. It's nice to see Cash taking his turn in carrying the kid.

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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Whats with the sour face, Jessica? Damn somebody isn't fucking this bitch right at all! One night and I would have this bitch creaming her panties non-stop!

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 7:56pm
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she needs acne control on page 3!

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 9:21pm
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such full.. milkicious breasts :)

Monday, September 15th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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I don't care if this chicks a bitch. I'd put up with her if she promises it's my-way once the clothes come off.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 @ 5:37am
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I can't really blame him,i would gladly be her man bitch if i could suck on those milk bags.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 @ 6:33am
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mmhhh nice now it is the right time that Michael turner & james cameron asked her about the Fathom movie

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 @ 6:46pm
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Prom (Uncertified Bastard)
mmhhh nice now it is the right time that Michael turner & james cameron asked her about the Fathom movie

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

kimmyg (Uncertified Bastard)
she needs acne control on page 3!

^ ^ ^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! agreed. shes ALWAYS had LEGENDARY acne. lol

Rhonda
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She was miserable before she got pregnant.

dude, that little shit smear with no talent, no looks and would it KILL her to SMILE for a change? i know i know, shes not promoting an abortion---oops!! i mean "movie"--, which will usually make around 3 or 4 dimes, give or take.
i cant stand this herpres skank. i wonder if shes breast feeding the kid, Herpes--opps again!! i mean "honor", i mean, will Herpres-- i mean "honor" catch MORE of the herp from mom? LOL she ALREADY was pushed thru the herpes va jay jay.....gross
guys, kiss your girl, and be HAPPY and THANKFUL she does NOT resemble THIS piece of overrated scum. albatross, not change-- i mean cash. lol

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 @ 3:19pm
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