Jessica Alba Didn't Even Invite Her Own Brother To Her Wedding
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, where does that rank on the bitch rating?
Everyone knows that fame has turned Jessica Alba into a total bitch. It has effected her so negatively that her deep-seeded hate for media attention compelled her to not invite anyone to her wedding ceremony. Sources close to the couple claim that Cash & Jessica quickly & privately tied the knot in order to avoid the infamous "bastard child" label.
So, who wants to take any guesses as to what their prenuptial agreement looked look?
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I don't give a fuck.
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ditto
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They are ready to explode! OW!
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hmmmm what a CUNT
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She's beautiful and unfairly criticized. I'd get pretty grumpy too if the paparazzi were following me around day and night, when would I ever scratch my balls?
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She is so miserable.
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I've heard your personality and attitude during your pregnancy determines your child's personality. From what we've seen of her, she's obviously going to have a miserable child.
I also hope she has a boy since she bought everything for a girl.
I really hate her for some reason. She's an overrated, untalented, miserable piece of garbage.
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she is a cunt,cranky all the time,i would be affraid to see her getting birth...the horror...push push...roaaarhhhh evil
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Rhonda
I've heard your personality and attitude during your pregnancy determines your child's personality. From what we've seen of her, she's obviously going to have a miserable child.
I also hope she has a boy since she bought everything for a girl.
I really hate her for some reason. She's an overrated, untalented, miserable piece of garbage.
Rhonda, you SAID it!!!!
i cant believe she didnt invite her BROTHER!!!!! jeez what a fucking ungrateful, rude cunt!!! i feel sorry for cash and her baby..."HONOR" is the little spawns name?! she should have named it "Herpes" or "Im better than you because jessica alba is my mom" LOL!!!
i cant stand this bitch. and her bikini shots??!! jeez. UBER overrated TOOL
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