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Jennifer Lopez Embarks On Conquering Men's Fragrance Industry
"Deseo for Men is this idea of a man being exotic, adventurous, and romantic all at the same time," Lopez told People magazine. "We wanted to create something that would cause people to let their minds wander. When you look at the campaign, there is a story being told - they're at an exotic destination that's daring and romantic, but still sensual and sexy." Source

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can some1 say cottage chesse????

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:36pm

Why more of this FAT ASS..we got the point she's looking more n more lika a cow..don't keep punishing us with this bitch!!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:37pm

This is what Kim K. is going to look like after a kid. Trust me, probably worse.

Its not good to be thick and young, because you will end up fat and old.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:39pm

Man. she has lost it. Well at least at the moment, she needs to get rid of all the flab. I guess she gives a shit what she looks like running around in bikini, knowing how all that fat makes her look. So where is the skinny dude? baby sitting?

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:43pm

prob caught in one of her rolls

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:43pm

She looks way better than most women, and she's almost 40 and just had twins. I'd be all over her.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:43pm

right, she just had twins.. its not one ,people!!
~40 years + twins.. so i must say she look good considering pregnancy and her age

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 7:47pm

That's y you're a perv, she is YUCK!!!

Also don't even think that she's gonna bounce all the way back, since all those stupid music videos are more polished that a magazine cover.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 10:42pm

i can see the tsumani coming over new york right now. someone tell her something that large shouldn't be moving in the water.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:50pm

She just had twins a few months ago!!!

She looks damn good...I thought she would look alot worse after she gave birth.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:51pm

I agree with McPerv, of course shes not gonna be as hot as she was 10 yrs ago. Shes 40 and just gave birth. I think she looks good still. Shit Mischa Barton got the same cottage cheese and that bitch is 20 with no kids. So I give Ms. Lopez some credit.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:51pm

I never got the excitement about this plain, fat assed slob.

She was never anything special. You could go to any fast food shop or maid service, find a hispanic woman, spend big dollars on a makeover and get an equal or better to this pig.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:51pm

werd!

so eloquently stated--i concur.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:58pm

I'd have to agree....And the make-over subject would probably have a far less annoying voice.
It's like there was a helium leak on the #9 train she just never got her orginal voice back.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:21pm

CAN U IMAGINE THE SIZE OF THE FART BUBBLE SHE MAKES?

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:58pm

I disagree Ed, in her prime she was the hottest woman alive, her face is amazing, and her body was unbelievable. She's also a narcissist, but that doesn't affect my analysis of her looks. Nearly every man on the planet beat off to her 1999 Grammy dress. And it wasn't really the dress, it was the tits.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

Back in the day she really was the hottest thing. You couldnt deny it.

plus: your 1999 Grammy dress statement made me remember that Puffy used to hit that.lol!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:03pm

have to disagree since I never thought she was attractive at least not to the extent of acquiring the lead role in romantic movies

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:46pm

yessir. right up until she got pregnant i still thought she was one the hottest women alive

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 7:38pm

Nice big gut on that gross fat Mexican whore. No thanks.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:07pm

She's not Mexican, you dumb ass. She's Puerto Rican. And she'd probably prettier if she was Mexican!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:29pm

She is an overrated woman. She is fugly. Everything about this chick is fake; fake eyelashes, airbrushed make-up, hai r extension, colored contacts, etc. I wouldn't be surprise if her pictures are all airbrushed and photoshopped. I don't understand the glorification of this woman at all.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:07pm

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom zoom in the boom-boom!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:27pm

haha. Wreckx-n-Effect rump shaker

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:52pm

(Just shake your rump!)

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 4:50pm

G you be loving them big butts huh??

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 12:09am

You noticed, huh? LOL

They don't have to be big, just there. Like Kelly Rowland's, for example. It's the flat indistinct-from-back-and-thigh asses that threatens my cool. ;)

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 12:29am

Has she lost weight? She looks thinner than just a few days ago, WTF?
She looks great but is getting way too skinny. Its good that she has been working out and trying to recover from her pregnancy but I know a lot of celebrity mothers tend to go overboard and end up looking sickly afterwards.
Stick to your curves Jenny.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:51pm

three words: one piece suit
on another note, would any men buy her fragrance? i can't imagine a guy telling me 'i'm wearing deseo by jennifer lopez'. jeez. she has too a high image of herself

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:52pm

that's just Jenny from tha Block. i remember when she ruled the world...sexiest thing walking, on top of music charts, box office queen. then she dated ben affleck and her career died.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 1:54pm

Looks just like Kim K's huge ass. They should both come with flashing warning signs that say "Caution: Wide Load"

I always wonder, do people with gigantic asses like that have to buy special toilets? I mean, how the fuck do things that size (let alone people that are truly fat, i.e. 400 pounds) fit on a toilet seat? Does it just sort of hang off the sides like an overhanging cliff? So many questions!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:01pm

that makes me slog and also slow prickhead too

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:43pm

Again in English?

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 5:04pm

"So many questions!

So few brain cells.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 4:53pm

Goliano, The Bastardly's resident chubby chaser.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 5:01pm

And fuckin' proud of it, G.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 5:08pm

Just because Puffy hit it doesnt mean I would.

Never really cared for her but she just had a child so given that she looks fine. Its gonna take some time for her body to recover.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:20pm

Jackson is in love with LaVida Lopez.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:49pm

It aint her ass thats the problem, its her scary body-builder thighs. Theyre wider than her waist dude! oh and lol @ #17

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 4:11pm

I agree that her best days are far far away but Come on guys, she's 40 and she just had twins...leave her alone

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 4:27pm

After her cartoon twins she still looks good.

/Behind Kim K. she has the 2nd best booty

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 5:48pm

Even at 40 she still looks better than pretty much every twig and bones runway chick that the fashion freaks go crazy for.

Now normally I would comment more on that but something else has attracted my attention.

It seems that some pathetic loser who's still stuck in the third grade has decided to register a fake account and pretend to be me.

My first guess that it's one of the white boys who run this site. Second guess, is that it's one of the fashion freaks here which makes me laugh because it means I really pissed them off enough for them to pull something this big for them. But for the rest of humanity, it wouldn't even make a kindergarten brat cry.

But in any case this registered "JohnnyMak" is a fake. Just so all you know.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 6:17pm

she looks better with clothes on. that's not an insult though

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 6:31pm

wow did she get lipo?
i thought after twins, the stomach really never bounces back.
her stomach looks great.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 6:34pm

HATE her gutz and she should stay away from acting cuz shes CRAP! she has a fat arse and a crap figure. she needs to crawl under a stone and wither away!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 9:04pm

I would.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 9:40pm

Marc Anthony best be glad he got that ass 'locked up'. Cause I'm a brother with a throbbing 14" black anaconda, ready to bust jlo's big fat ass apart-.

(sorry about the crude language but it was needed to get my point across)

Peace

Ricky 'XXX Large' Earl

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 11:18pm

15lb more to go baby. Keep on the StairMaster.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 11:59pm

Boy, she is looking fat, old & bloated. Way past her prime.... time to move on to some young hotties!!!!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 8:47am

puny ass "puffy" probably got lost in her when he tapped that. she was never 'hot. All she did was shake her big ass and blab some Spanish and dumb asses in America thought it was "exotic". I guess because 99% of Americans have never seen a big mouthed bubble butt hispanic chic?
Whatever. I would have hit it BEFORE all the p diddy garabage and shit MAYBE but I would have to be guaranteed she would be quiet.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 1:04pm

I never really been that into J-Lo, but she looks good for no makeup, and a few months after having kids, and being 40 years old. Matter of fact, I'd say, she's doper than I thought taking all that into consideration.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 11:52pm

She still looks good. She looks much better than many women who are 20 years younger.The funny thing is: I bet so many men are sitting here, writing mean comments here .Most of them should look in the mirror and judge themselves first.I have seen too many guys who are talking in this way about women, eventhough they are looking like shit and would be very lucky to even meet those women.I am a man too but I know how to behave

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 9:13am

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