Bastardly Hot or Not: Jelena Jankovic
Friday, March 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These snaps were taken @ 2008 Sony Ericsson Open Kickoff Party
Jelena Janković; born on February 28, 1985) is a Serbian professional female tennis player. She entered the Women's Tennis Association (WTA) top 15 in September 2006 when she reached the semifinals of the U.S. Open. In early 2007, she broke into the top 10 and subsequently entered the top 3 when she reached the semifinals of the 2007 French Open. She won the mixed doubles title at Wimbledon in 2007 with partner Jamie Murray. Wiki
the only things from serbia are steers and queers.
and i don't see a cock in her ass.
(horse-face)
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Ok, this is a shame. She is very hot in her tennis gear and needs to keep her hair in a ponytail. I can see the Vegas lounge wardrobe because these gals don't get the chance to express themselves in evening wear very often. The hair, though, is truly a disaster.
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NOT NOT NOT! Are you fucking joking?
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Pretty fucking NOT!
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where is the brown bag when you need one?
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hooooooly shit, why did you even post this as a question. this bitch is hideous, with her flace horse face, armpit vagina, and cher-esque dress.
barf
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NOT! I had to check that birthday, no way is she 23, 43 maybe! Good reason to stay out of the sun!
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Oh. Mah. GAWD.
I need to go look at something nice now.
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Obviously not.
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She's got an amazing body. Really fit!
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Is she dressed for Dancing with the Stars?
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Looks like a crosss between Sandra Oh and Jeremy Piven
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C'mon guys, she's not THAT bad.
She doesn't photograph very well but she looks alright on the tennis court. Actually watch her play and see she's not bad.
The hair and makeup here is horrid. the hair doesn't suit her face shape.
oh well...
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She looks a little like Martina Navratilova, except even more masculine.
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Someone needs to stick their head back in the wood chipper.
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Put a bag over that shit!
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tranny
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Wow, another hot tennis playing ho! Hey Moe/Jackson, a Bastardly tennis horndog/lesbian matchup - Anna/Maria/Jelena/Ana etc?
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Athletic bodies! Mmmm...
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Jackson!! Pass the brown bag pronto!
I saw her play at the Australian Open in Jan, even in real life she isn't very attractive.
I think Ana Ivanovic is the cutest/hottest tennis player around at the moment.
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Ana Ivanovic is a very pretty girl:
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4121/anaivanoviccasopisana0xj.jpg
http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/images/ana-ivanovic11_001.jpg
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Cheers Ana! :)
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She's got an incredible body, but if anyone needs the butterface bag, it's Jelena.
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hi miss jankovic I like you but I am sad because you lost the final to williams in maiami
I hope you will be the 1st in women tennis
good luck
Majid tennis coach in Iraq
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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abso-MUTHA-FUCKIN"-lutely NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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she's pretty ugly here. But without the ton of make-up that she has on right now, and when she puts her hair in a ponytail to reveal that massive forehead of hers when she's playing on the court, she is ABSOULTELY FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT.
here's the thing, there's a lot of ugly-ass woman athletes and dat don't bother me. But at least they kno they're ugly. THis bitch thinks she's hot. Goddamn, i thought Serena Williams was bad. Jankovic makes Serena look like a humble Tyra Banks.
some dumb ESPN writer once wrote that Jankovic was "one of the two glamorous Serbian tennis players" right now. Ana, yes. This hideous bitch, helllllll no.
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