Last years Playmate of the year was way better.

Sara Jean Underwood by far and her pictures were amazing, she is one of the most memorable playmates. This girl new girl has ugly eyes and everyone will tell you the first thing you notice is the eyes.

Holy shit, bitch looks fake and fucked up!

She looks like Joan Rivers.
The blonde girl, one the other hand, is sexy.

ewww wtf. shes fucking hideous. "she" looks like a 40 year old transexual prostitute whos had too many facial procedures done.

I thought she did well up until pic set ten, top pic, where I saw a good view of the Bastardly "Oh SHIT WHAT A HOTTIE" cam of the blond. I like the blond better now.

5x?!?!? Tries about 5000 times

the blonde is hot
I love her dress

Sarah Jean Underwood is so pretty. Pretty face, a cute little body, nice hair, and i like that her boobs are small and natural looking. This new chick however is not so hot unfortunately. Why does she have a fucking pig nose?

No offence but the brunette, despite not being that good looking, is much better looking than the blonde.

Oh, wow, page 10 is my favorite because it's like some kind of fucked up prom and Holly Madison is the hot guidance counselor--amazing. That says it all; I'm seriously stupefied by how great that is. Best page ever.

The brunette has a serious case of what doctors call "the shovelface," as opposed to the cute little winner from last year.

I would have both of them in a Hugh Hephner sandwich. With Hugh, of course....

She could get a job in a wax museum--as a wax statue.

She could get a job in a wax museum--as a wax statue.

She could get a job in a wax museum--as a wax statue.

Is there an echo in here? @%!^#@* Opera web browser...

@betty_rocker "the shovelface". http://deafwolf.com/images/laughing1.gif

@betty_rocker, about the shovelface remark. I seemed to have fat-fingered my html, of which I am well known for.

i know i'm in the minority here, but she looks alright to me, i'd take her over the blond anyday.

in other news, Hef looks like Herbert the old pervert dude on Family guy (especially on page 11)

Hugh looks good for being in his 80's. He stands as proof that the secret to being young is sex and lots of it.

this girl has a lazy eye. is hugh hefner going blind at his old age?

the blonde girl is hot though. natural breasts and petite.

Yea the blonde is alot prettier(facially) but look at Jaydes pictorial.. her tits are PERFECT and shes got a hotter body...
The blonde is hot but the hot blonde look is overdone and played out allready....more brunettes and a mix keep me a happy playboy fan

Brunette has hotter body. Blonde has nicer face.
Blondes face and brunettes body would make the hottest chick!

the blonde has a bad case of tanning overload and is short with chicken legs

the brunette has had too much plastic surgery

that face is fucked up!!! she looks like an old person that has had too much botox and face-lift.

You guys know that Hef doesn't pick the girls anymore, right? His kids run the business and they keep the old fuck busy with the girls in his house. Not that it matters anyway: he's supposedly gay.

i guess just laying naked and getting photographed is the easiest way to get a car and STDs from Hugh

She is a very nice looking girl. Maybe her face isnt playmate of the year esque, but everything else is damn near perfect. Her body is smoking, boobs are just perfect, nice long sexy longs, great ass, and nice clean shaven pussy. The whole package.

And Hef, at 82, the guy looks great. I guess when your sleeping w/ 20 year olds, that rubs off on you one way or another.

She's the ugliest playmate evar!!!!

the blonde one's toes are spilling out of her shoes. maybe it's time to stop playing dress up in mommy's heels.
and wtf is the brunette wearing???

Wow, her knees must be hurting.

mr hefner = the crypt keeper. strange and scary, yikes!

hefner + crypt keeper + someones perv grandpa = ? really scary shit !

Sara Jean was so much prettier! Don't the website members vote on this? Why would they pick this girl? (Unless her airbrushed photos fooled them all.)
Also, I am sure Hef has something to do with it and he's getting old and blind.

Jayde Nichole is smokin hot - please look at her playmate pictorial.

I don't know about her being the ugliest playmate ever because I wiki'd playmate of the year and looked at the last 8 or so and Christina Santiago 2003 isn't that impressive.

I think Playboy needs to go back to the standards they used to have in the past about no tats & cosmetic surgery enhancements. Sara Jean Underwood had the girl next door look most def. while keeping the sex appeal.

Playboy has been slippin in the past years. I remember when Playboy would get celebs when they were in their prime but now were stuck with getting Tiffany, Debbie Gibson & Cindy Margolis types way after you care. It's like a retirement home for has been celebs when they have milked all other avenues (Recording, Clothing & Acting). The old Hef would have closed the Brit. deal when she was at the top of the game. Hef is trying to step his game up - offering Miley a deal when she turns legal though.

I love Sarah Jean, shes sooo gorgeous and she seems really down to earth and sweet too!

I think they're both gorgeous, but I prefer Sara Underwood's down home, girl next door image. She seemed really sweet and down to earth too.

I love Holly, but I really think she either needs to go to a more natural blonde color or just go brunette. One time on the Girls Next Door she dressed up as Jackie O and she looked so pretty as a brunette!

Jayde Nicole body is HOT. Love the long legs and those tits....PERFECT!!!
Sara pretty face but body of a 13 yr old girl. I prefer a woman who likes like shes in her 20s!!!

THOSE ARE TERRBILE PICS OF JAYDE. WEIRD DRESS..OK FACE.. LOOK AT HER PICTORIAL..HOTTT BODY!!!

Nice to see a brunette!!!! more please! A jennifer Walcott look alike wld make me happiest guy ever.

Christina Santiago was one of the worst PMOY, Jayde has some amazing legs that I would love to seperate.

Jeez, Playboy is a tired old anachronism well past it's time. Yes, we guys all aspire to be octogenarian, viagra popping, jammie-wearing old coots. No fool like an old fool. Lets celebrate plastic Stepford bitches.

John e you're an idiot her body is hot right, what's hotter her fake water sacs stuck on her chest or her flat ass?

what a fag...sara underwood actually has beautiful full NATURAL tits...does not look whatsoever like she's 13.

Sara is mos def one of the better Playmate of the Years in recent memory. And it's laughable having her stand next to this buttaface. Hef is not going to live forever, he needs to start grooming someone to take over the throne and yes I am applying for the job. Who was the last Playmate(outside of Hef's current squeeze times tres) to crossover into the mainstream like a Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Anna Nicole Smith, Shannon Tweed, Kelly Monaco or Carmen Electra(who I know technically is not a Playmate, but she made several apperances in the mag)? At least he still gets some very decent already famous pictorials - Charisma Carpenter, Amanda Beard, Stacy Dash, Trish Helfer. If I were to take the reigns I'd set my sights on ESPN's Erin Andrews, G4's Olivia Munn or some of the hot, young tennis phenoms like Maria Sharapova, Daniela Hantuchova, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dementieva, Nicole Vaidisova, Jelena Dokic.

This chick is so ugly, TOTALLY BUSTED face, hit the wall at birth because she's only what-22? My God, it appears to be either Fetal Alcohol or Down's Syndrome! I can't believe that she got voted as Playmate of the Year! She should be donating half of her salary to the makers of PhotoShop in appreciation because that's the only reason she got picked.

PlayMates are supposed to have good bodies AND pretty faces. It's just like Karolina K. This girl only has half of the necessary requirements to do her job.

There must have been literally dozens of others who would have been better.

she is very ugly
the blonde in the first couple of pics looks okay though

Those tits arent fake! Theyre perfect natural ones.
Yea the blonde is hot and prettier but Im a boob man so the lond legged busty brunnette wins in my book anydayI voted for her too

CathY.. Im not an idiot or a fag Just a guy that prefer big tits...on brunettes. Fake or real doesnt matter. If only there were more Jennifer Walcotts or Allison Waites in that mag

look daddy i did your daughter!

@48: Yup. So perfect and natural they're perfectly round and upright no matter what position she's in.

48,
you ever touched a chick's tits?

my suggestion to my haters that want me dead:

lock me in a room filled with these no self-respect, no real ambition having, single digit IQed bimbos...i'd have a heart attack in a matter of seconds.

man, the shit I don't ever fucking understand is, if looks eventually fade, why the fuck are people so hung up on them. I know, scientifically we look at looks, for primal reasons, but some of this shit is vain and fucking stupid. Chicks like this I just want to shove a stick of dynamite up her cunt!

I agree w 48. She talks about how ppl always think her tits are fake and theyre not in some article. They show pics of her when she was 17 and theyre still the same.

That girl has a pointy fucking head.
Page 8, seriously. It's entering cone-head territory.

Why does everyone like the blonde so much?? The blonde was hot on/in the college issue and in the last years pmoy issue.
But her pictorial had a pic with her with a teddy bear. How is that sexy?. Im no pedophile but really young lookin girls beside teddy bears are not hot! Everytime I see her in that mag or on some site I remeber that pic..creepy.

56- cone head?? bahahahahahah! Ya she does. Looks like a hair extension clip or something. If she was wearing a short pretty sun dress or a fitted black dress shed look much much better. Her outift is really tacky. But In all honesty after googling both I would prefer to have the brunettes body.

hefner has seen more pussy then a gynecologist ..plus he got to fuck them all.. one lucky sod...

i'd tap it on her forehead. the 'respect' tat above her box is kinda confusing, is it 'respect the box?' or 'respect and stop looking at my box?' wow, this girl is deep, kierkegaard reborn. i've done worse tho.

53, why to waste so much time?
A single bullet would do it faster.
R.I.P

@ #61 ah come on now, cant we all just get along!

62, sure we can
It was just my suggestion
No hurt feelings.

61,
you cant say RIP until after you killed me...until then, try to enjoy my existence

I can't focus on that girl's face because her dress looks like a 7 year old's birthday cake threw up on her.

Sara is definitely the best PMOY recently. And I love her small, natural breasts.

Kill you? Me? Not a chance.
You are living in fantasies. My R.I.P remark was just in case your haters do it as you suggested.
Dont know you so I cant hate you.
Cheers

^dunno why.. but you're writing reminds me of Moe's.
Maybe it was the: "Cheers".

52- yup I have. I consider myself a chest expert.
Jayde- Those are real.. fake ones dont look that good.
Holly and Kendra have nice fake cans. So did Pammy(FIRST set) and Carmen Electra, Brooke Burke
As far bad ones playmates Tiffany Fallons and Spencer Scotts gotta have the worst bob jobs in pb history that Ive ever seen.
Now Jayde..those tits are FANTASTIC!

Why are these chicks wearing recycled 80's prom dresses?

the chicks quite fug, who is she kidding. BUUUTTT her dress, the purple ultra detailed & v.short one is fucking awesome. i'll get married in something like that. seriously that is one hott dress.x

Playboy has become a comic book! This PMOY looks like she was carved out of plastic. Hef needs to stop with all of the viagra...it's given him brain damage.

She sais in an interview her boobs are real, and I believe her. Noone with fake boobs would go out of their way say they are real, especially in her... profession.

BLonde is cute.
brunette hot hot body. Liked her playboy spread!!

they all look like living barbie dolls but you know what, playboy girls are supposed to look generic and soul-less. men are supposed to masturbate over them, not achieve the truest of love with them. beautiful women on the outside, got to give them that.

What the hell was Hef thinking? This skank doesn't deserve PMOY. J. Nicole is not pretty at all. Hef you're old, blind and stupid. I not renewing my subscription. F you Hef.