Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Selma Blair Edition

To help promote her new flick Hellboy II, Selma & her juicy legs are hopping around various media outlets---everyone from Letterman to MTV's TRL!

About Hellboy II: The Golden Army:
When a truce between humanity and an invisible realm of fantasy is broken, destruction threatens the Earth. A leader from the realm defies his bloodline and summons an army of creatures to lay waste. Hellboy (Ron Perlman) must confront the leader and his army, being backed by his team members from the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense: Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), Abe Sapien (Doug Jones), and Johann Kraus. The team travels between Earth and the fantasy realm, battling fantastical creatures. Hellboy is faced with a choice, following the life he knows or pursuing a life of unknown destiny. [Wiki]


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She's Yummy!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:43pm
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who does she think she is...Roxie Hart?

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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Too bad Hellboy 2 is going to get rightfully fucked over by The Dark Knight; Hellboy actually looks good, just not Dark Knight level of quality.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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There's something about her that says, "yes, I have one of those Vietnamese fuck chairs bolted to my bedroom ceiling." Don't you think?

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:48pm
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Nice fuckin' legs.
Said the electrician.

If there's one thing I can tell about her by the way she dresses it's that she's in heat.
Said the anthropologist.

Who cares.
Said the guy sitting in a coffee shop in Williamsburg.

Nice hair, whore.
Said the nurse.

Cruel Intentions is a comic masterpiece on par with the best of Tati and certainly the most important American film of the latter part of the 20th century.
Said the film blogger.

You could even leave me with the vision of sound.
Said Gogogo Airheart.

Ahmet Zappa is the sexiest man in Los Angeles.
Said Ahmet Zappa.

Please don't touch my Bugati.
Said Jay Leno.

I'll listen to the new Mars Volta but first you have to get me really stoned.
Said my dad.

What the hell ever happened to Chris Makepeace.
Said Chris Makepeace.

Am I the only one who prefers Wet Hot American Summer to Meatballs.
Said my wife.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 2:57pm
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Selma B, always impressive.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:26pm
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I bet Jay sniffed her chair after the commercial break! I would have licked it also.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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100 X improved since her cruel intentions days haha

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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She is a hot package. There is something about her that is sexually attractive. She has some nice looking legs.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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Weird face but body looks very hot.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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Always been one of my favs, now you all can see why

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 6:44pm
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WOW, she is so living up to her potential now that she has some weight on her bones, exquisite.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 7:50am
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I dont like that dress at all. Cant see her body. Not sure if she is a hottie or a nottie. Need more pics.... skivie shots!!!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 8:51am
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