Jaslene Gonzalez @ Conde Nast Traveler Hot List Party


And the Wiki says...
Jaslene Gonzalez (born May 28, 1986) is a Puerto Rican fashion model, and the winner of Cycle 8 of America's Next Top Model.

As part of her prize, Gonzalez won representation by Elite Model Management, a $100,000 (USD) contract with CoverGirl cosmetics and a photo shoot for the cover of and a six page spread in Seventeen magazine. In addition, during the run of Cycle 9, Jaslene appeared once a week in a "My Life As A CoverGirl" segment that airs during commercial breaks while the week's episode of Top Model runs. [Wiki]

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39 Scandalous Comments

conde nasty looking

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 8:59pm

I love how she's twisting her face in her pathetic attempt to draw attention away from her non-existent tits. I mean really, could she have picked a more unflattering dress?
She's basically Nicole Ritchie without the stunning good looks. Yeah, I know.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:03pm

What's with the Adriana-esque tattoo on her foot in picture 5?

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:06pm

Its her butt chin that bothers me the most.
plus, maybe her voice too.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:10pm

She looks like a waitress at a taco joint that won a free makeover at a beauty school.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:11pm

Looks nice on some pics, and not so nice on others....and she's got a deform butt cheek....but overall..I'd do her...

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:12pm

She's hot with really white teeth.. but very hairy arms.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:28pm

Not my type.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:33pm

too skinny

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:53pm

I think she's pretty but she could stand to gain a couple of pounds

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 9:57pm

I'd hit it for the body, I wouldn't let her sleep over. Now if she can cook she can stay over but she has to leave after she's made me breakfast.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 10:01pm

Another dumb bitch who got horse teeth implanted into her moutn. Disgusting all around.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 10:23pm

Sexy hot anorexic woman. How can she deny anorexia?? There's nothing to be ashamed about.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 10:40pm

#1 - we're not worthy - best line in a while...

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 10:44pm

Sorry too skinny ,were's Stacy dash?

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 10:53pm

actually looks better than i remember. seems a little less skeletal than usual. but the butt chin is gross

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 10:53pm

AssRammer- ha thanks

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 11:37pm

It's not that she's too skinny, it's more that she is freakishly small boned for someone so tall. I think her eyes are beautiful, tough, eventough one looks kinda wonky sometimes.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 12:32am

her chin is so ugly and not even

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 12:41am

She has Ashlee Simpson chin, otherwise she's pretty hot.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 12:45am

she looks too old for her age in these pics but besides that she looks ok..

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 2:22am

SHE LOOKS GREAT,IF YOU LIKE A JAY LENO WITCHES CHIN,ID STILL LOVE TO EAT THIS TACO FEAST

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 4:35am

I liked her attitude on ANTM, y primera vez que gana una latina ;)

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 4:52am

she looks much older than she is.
she's nothin special

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 6:59am

@ pic 7 her ankle looks like its going to break any second

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 7:13am

i'd tap it on her forehead. saw her the other day walking down spring in soho, looked like a chihuahua in drag. i've done worse tho.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:05am

Nice long legs. I bet she could cross those ankles behind her neck.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:05am

Her legs are absolutely amazing!! <3

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:13am

nice body

chin scares me a little

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:22am

Weird but nice legs.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 8:38am

Meh.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:05am

She´s actually looking feminin on these pics, but the face is still a bit fucked up.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 12:27pm

Anyone think she looks like Shannon from Lost with brown hair? Thats what I thought at first.

Not bad, kinda skinny... could use a lil meat & some more chest.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 12:37pm

she looka like a man.

also its painful to hear her talk.

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 3:43pm

You guys are crazy. This is a hot piece. Her arms are amazing. I'd get lost in them. Love her!

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:16pm

she looks 100grams heavier than last time I saw her (oh sorry is the new teeth!) sorry Jaslene Bigger teeth don't make for Lack of proper speech!

Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:23pm

Apart from her chin and the fact that she is too skinny, she's still good looking.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 1:39am

this girl is not my type

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 9:03am

its wonderful for real

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 10:51am

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