Jaime Pressly Poolside Bikini Pictures! God Damn!
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
It seems like everyone's on the beach or at the pool these days. Who's on your "celebrity in a bikini" wish list? And, where the hell is Nicole Scherzinger, damn it?!And the Wiki says...
Jaime Elizabeth Pressly[1] (born July 30, 1977) is an American Emmy Award-winning actress and model. She currently plays Joy on the NBC sitcom My Name Is Earl.
In October 2006, she became engaged to her boyfriend of a year-and-a-half, DJ Eric Calvo (aka DJ Eric Cubiche), with whom she had been friends for nine years.[12] Pressly gave birth on May 11, 2007 at 7:31 a.m. in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center to their first child, Dezi James Calvo, who weighed 6 lb 4 oz (2.8 kg), and was 18 1/2 inches long.[13] In a February 2007 interview on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Pressly said she wants the child to be bilingual (English/Spanish) to reflect Calvo's Cuban heritage.
Pressly said in a 2006 interview with Esquire magazine that she almost purchased a ticket for a flight on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, but decided not to take the flight because she felt it left too early in the morning. [Wiki]
She had an amazing body before she gave birth, so I'm not suprised it looks great now. Her body is pretty much perfect. Plus she has really, really nice feet.
You know, we're not at the tipping point yet, but it might come sooner than expected, and when it does, when Rome (America/Western Civ./Late Capitalism) is burning, these pictures are going to take on a whole new meaning. And trust me, there will always be pictures of celebs by the pool to look at, even after the Apocalypse, even after civilization has crumbled. The end of the world is not going to stop them from getting a tan, or ordering room service. All it means is that they'll be the only one's doing it, and who knows what length they'll go to protect what they probably see as their right, God's will. My children are going to grow up in a very strange, chaotic world, one not as tenuously maintained as the one I grew up in. 90% of this country is going to be a 3rd world, the other 10% a 5-Star resort.
Sorry for the rant. I'm done. No more today.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
Sorry...She is pretty, but you can take girl out of the trailer trash, but you can't take the trailer trash out of the girl.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
amen
SchmaddaKidReply to this Comment
Don't you just hate the all-inclusive hotel wrist bands? They always ruin the picture.
George the Canadian BastardReply to this Comment
She really does have an awesome body. But she'll always remind me of that trailer park character she played in that Jerry Springer show.
That was awesome.
HoneyReply to this Comment
what was this photographer hiding in a tree or something?
but i have always liked her, especially in 'not another teen movie.' she always plays a good trashy hottie.
and lol george the canadian bastard, i totally agree
the kittenReply to this Comment
GREAT BODY,ALWAYS HAD A BROKE DUCK LOOKING FACE
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that's her hubby? wow. didn't expect that.
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
She's hot..great body pretty face
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I dont see the "god damn" factor in this one at all. Is it just me?
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No OOZIE it is not just you. She always had an akward face and made up for it with her body, now she's just another small titted broad.
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I never knew she was into black dudes.
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I just love this girl..she's fine as always!!
TOROReply to this Comment
She oozes sexuality. She's pretty, not beautiful, but there's just something about her.
RhondaReply to this Comment
he's cuban #12
CaraReply to this Comment
afro-cuban perhaps??
Carawhatever.....she still looks nice
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ooooops again!
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Love the bikini and the hat. Great body.
HalleryReply to this Comment
i've always had the hots for her...nothing i see here changes that...oww
horny guyReply to this Comment
she looked like a super-bitch in the first pics... i was going to lay into her, till i saw her laugh heartily...
i'd fuck her heartily btw...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
Always had the hots for Jaime. First saw her in Poison Ivy ... nice scenes there.
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i dont know why but she gives off this "i am a nasty freak in bed" vibe
d55Reply to this Comment
I love this black bikini Jaime Pressly is wearing by Salt Swimwear. I have bought 5 bikinis from them this year!!! They are truly the best fitting bikini I have ever put on.
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Not bad looking. We would like a few butt shots to truly be able to judge her.
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