Is Jessica Alba On The Path To MILF Heaven?

With any new celebrity baby-momma, Jessica Alba's MILF factor is currently in play. Will she lose the weight and return to her previous hotness? Will motherhood take its toll and banish Jessica to Melissa Joan Hart Land?

We normally give around 3-6 months before we lay down a Bastardly MILF Verdict---regardless of how much we hate or love the celebrity (w/ the sole exception of Alessandra Ambrosio, of course).

Since these pics are the first batch of candids to surface after giving birth to baby girl Honor Marie, it's a good time for another lame Bastardly Poll.


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32 Scandalous Comments

milkbags.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:04am

She will never ever be as gorgeous/hot as she was in Sin City. End of story.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:09am

She'd be hot if she looked like she had some sort of personality. She bores me because of it.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:13am

applause

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:27am

i really dont like her boho style. But she is already a milf even if she doesnt return to the exact shape that she had before. Her face will always be gorgeous.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:14am

She certainly has +10 to her boobs...

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:15am

she looks fine, especially her boobies...

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:17am

Fat, bloated wanna be Milf will be a SUBNWTD. Stuck Up Bitch Nobody Wants To Do.

The ULTIMATE MILF is Halle Berry! Way better than beckinsdale

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:21am

Agree. But, Halle is the ULTIMATE EVERYTHING. I don't think she's ever had an ugly day.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:25am

I voted Melissa only because I hate her, and I wish that on her.

She'll probably be more like Angelina: a holier-than-thou mega-b#%ch. Kind of like she is now actually.

She definitely will not be like Kate.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:24am

Lol

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:28am

her baby's name is honor? strange....kind of original i guess...another one of those weird celebrity things i guess, i.e. pilot inspektor or peaches honeyblossom :)

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:31am

I know who Pilot Inspektor is. Who is Peaches Honeyblossom?

I'm surprised she named her child a somewhat normal name. I hate to admit it, but I actually like it. I'm going to pretend that Cash picked it out because I can't bring myself to liking anything about Jessica.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:34am

she's the daughter of sir

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:36am

oops clicked submit too soon, she's the daughter of sir bob geldof and paula yates, her full name is : Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof. crazy huh?

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:37am

They must have reached into a hat and picked out several names. None of those names even go together. Isn't Paula Yates' daughter from Michael Hutchence named Tiger Lily? Makes you wish they grow up and beat the crap out of their parents.

I don't think my daughter's birth certificate had that much space. They had to have given them a second sheet. When I was younger, I had all kinds of crazy names picked out for my child. Luckily for my hubby and daughter, I grew out of that phase.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:42am

Jessica is hotter than Kate Beckinsale right now, for God's sake, much less after a few months of working out. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that Kate isn't beautiful-- but Jessica Alba is probably the hottest thing to ever walk the Earth. A little thing like carrying a parasitic lifeform inside of her womb for nine months isn't gonna fuck that up.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:54am

Parasitic lifeform? That's a new one.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:59am

I don't know about you bastards, but I voted for what I want to happen (fat) not what I think will happen. I can't stand Jessica Alba, I can't stand that she takes a role as a stripper and then is shocked when asked to be topless, I can't stand her better than me attitude. I would rather have Melissa Joan Hart return to hotness than Jessica Alba.

Seriously, I hope Valerie Bertinelli (I don't care if that is spelled right, you know who I mean) calls up Melissa and is like "Honey, come with me. We'll get you back into your Clarissa Explains It All shorts and engineer boots again..." while Jessica Alba explodes into massive fat actresshood... I want her HUGE! Like Kirstie Allie ate Carny Wilson huge. Aretha Franklin huge. That's what I want.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 12:13pm

You are my new hero! I finally found someone who hates her more than me! I love you!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 12:20pm

I've never thought she was all that hot . . .

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 12:14pm

pregnancy isn't gonna mess with Jessica's beauty. her beauty would survive the nuclear holocaust. a kid isn't nothing. as for the attitude, its gotta be front. she can't be that stone cold in real life.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 1:08pm

damn, this is like 2 threads in a row where you've took the words right outta my mouth! Jessica has been a permanent fixture of my top 3 hottest women since day 1. hot in Dark Angel, hot now, and gonna be hot in 10 and 20 years from now.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 8:54pm

I'm thirsty.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 1:14pm

By no means would I categorize this woman into MILF Hall of Fame. She has no claim to fame besides whorish movies. She has no charitable activity to help those in need unless of course she gets pad to attend.Bad bad attitude, no respect for others. She's just a typical looking mom who just so happened to get famous, hate to breka it to you.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 1:29pm

Jessica is one of the most down-to-earth people in Hollywood.
She also came from nothing and had to work hard to get where she is.
I don't see that stopping. She will be a good mom, and still be in good enough shape to play a hot babe in many, many more movies... just like Kate.

I personally think she looked stunning with the baby weight, especially her face. It it looked rounder, like when she was in Sin City. Therefore, I hope she doesn't get super skinny again.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 3:30pm

yum...Big,sweet milkbags can go a long way towards making you forget any of the times she's put her foot in her mouth.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 6:25pm

I sure hope so!!!!!
When are the MILF awards?

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 6:47pm

damn...her boobs have gotten massive...one boob is bigger than her entire head

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 9:45pm

yes, the left one...that thing is huge lol

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 9:57pm

and unlike Pam, she has a normal sized head...pam's head is massive that she cant stand up right...watch as pam signs off and types under her many many other nicknames like "i know her/your life" and starts talking shit again.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 9:48pm

. shandi
her baby's name is honor? strange....kind of original i guess...another one of those weird celebrity things i guess, i.e. pilot inspektor or peaches honeyblossom :)

hahahaha good one shandi!!!!!! she shoulda named it HERPES instead of HONOR. what the FUCK is there to "honor" her???? she could have also named that horrid spawn "forgot to use a condom", or, "Im jessica albs'a baby and that means im better than everyone!" LOL!!!!

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 2:08pm

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