Is Christina Aguilera's Monkey On Her Back Gaining Some Weight?
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped as Christina & her husband Jordan Bratman left their hotel in NYC.
Not that any of you bastards give a shit or anything, but the monkey's looking noticeably larger these days. Also, it's really funny how one person is super done-up from head to toe & another looks like he just woke up.
Can anyone explain why this might be the case?
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The real question should be who cares
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THIS IS THE CHAP WHO GETS TO FUCK MS. DIRRRRRTY AND I CANT GET A DATE WITH ONE OF MY SISSY'S FRIENDS? NOT FAIR, I SAY, NOT FAIR AT ALL, AND I WILL BE ADRESSING THIS KIND OF INCONSISTENCY IN MY MANIFESTO, WHICH I WILL COMPLETE AS SOON AS I STOP JACKING OFF ONTO MY MOMS PRIZED EAMS COFFEE TABLE.
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Is she aware that she ALWAYS looks like a drag queen? I bet shed be really hot if she washed her make-up off once in a while. I remember thinking she was pretty when she was younger. Before she dicovered foundation.
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he really is gross i can't believe that she fucked him and had his fugly baby.
the whole family is fug her and her nasty ass hooker lipstick, him looking likr robin williams and the troll baby
fugs!!!!
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that douchebag is fucking gross looking, he making me gay an sick, and christina aguileria... i been her fan for fucking hell long time, but she's some person that fucks around too much, same as kiwi raikkonen and nick heidfied from forumla one drivers
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Too much makeup but I must say her body is looking hot in these. I actully didnt hate her platinum hair in this one
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He looks fat and she looks a bit overweight and definitely older, but they look happy together so good for them I guess.
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yea... actually, hes fucking gross person, i hate that fucker
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god...those legs...why would she wear tight thighs when she has them so bowlegged? it is like she is trying to emphasize those ugly legs...and those shoes look like boxes...she is ugly; he is ugly... match made in heaven.
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Christina needs to do something about that hair.. it's really starting to bother me. But otherwise, she can do no wrong. And of course he gained weight; that's what men getting laid on a regular basis do. Just ask my ex.
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She looks like a cheap whore! There is enough clown makeup that face to choke a horse.
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man! christina aguileria & gross douchebag= umm, that doesn't mix, sorry but that guy needs be ditched in the woods
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Still hard to believe that meatball gets to bone her on nightly basis...there's hope for us all.
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