Is Christina Aguilera's Marriage On The Rocks?

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Why does Jordan Bratman always wear that "please kill me" face when he's around Christina Aguilera? Annnyway...

Christina Aguilera selling Hollywood Hills home
There's nothing like new motherhood to get you thinking about the nest, which may explain why singer-songwriter Christina Aguilera, whose son was born in January, has listed her Hollywood Hills home for $7,995,000.

Or maybe it's just time to change houses, the way she changes her siren looks.
The architectural example of midcentury chic sure sounds like an adult's toy box: It has a gym, a pool and a 12-person spa with a fireplace. There's also a professional screening room that seats 18. At 1,200 square feet, the master bedroom is bigger than many Manhattan apartments. The house is set high enough in the hills to enjoy jetliner views. There are five bedrooms and seven bathrooms in 6,500 square feet, and it all sits at the end of a cul-de-sac. [SF Gate]

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40 Scandalous Comments

is that a stain in the 5th pic ??? hmm...

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:05pm

does anyone give a shit if they break up??

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:09pm

that hair looks so plastic it's not even funny

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:12pm

oh course we will/how many entries would they're break up get on this site/7,000 others ?? but yeah i get your point..

is there a celeb couple people really care about ????

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:13pm

Glimmer it may well be a "naughty stain". wouldn't surprise me, 'fore she is a whore!
anyways, she is so ugly it hurts my eyes. yes, christina... cover your face in endless make-up. that way we don't have to put up with your actual face.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:16pm

d55...sorry i didn't notice the 'plastic' hair. but my eye for noticing things isn't too great.

so her hair looks worse than usual ???

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:17pm

yes, her hair is so fake looking (it is fake but it doesnt have to look fake)...even beyonce's hair looks better than this, which is also fake.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:20pm

loki..yeah the position of the stain...does make the joke flow pretty easy ! ;)

and their hands are like in a death grip in the first pic...

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:20pm

Their not unhappy, just stoned out of their minds. Happiness is a warm gun after all.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:23pm

These two don't interest me but five bedrooms and seven bathrooms? That just seems odd to me.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:25pm

i hope they divorce so she is single and gives me the chance to find her and sweep off her feet and back to my house

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:27pm

madmax... ;)

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:33pm

jonrey...christina is just waiting for you !

:)

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:38pm

i love christina's hair.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 2:51pm

LOL@Glimmer. Yea, that too.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:01pm

I love her hair too. Dare i say it, i think she looks very pretty here.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:44pm

Everything about her could be wrong, and I still get a woody looking at her.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:45pm

She oozes sex appeal. You can just tell she's a total slut. She could be wearing a potato sack and i reckon she'd still be hot. She's not cassically beautiful and she looks pretty bad without makeup, but she's definately a very attractive woman.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:52pm

Her legs kinda look deformed. I'm officially bored with X-tina. I wish she would at least change her hair colour to something else. But her damn father ruined her life. Poor girl.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:56pm

I think a strawberry blonde would look awesome on her. There was a period where she had big curly dark caramel blonde hair and wore not so much makeup and she looked gorgeous.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 3:59pm

The stain could be one of three things : monkey drool, leaking silicone or lactation ooze.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 4:09pm

I agree with Rexy, I posted a photo of her with caramel coloured hair and she looked really good. Allthough I really don't give a shit about her.
She seems like a total biotch, a fake lookin biotch.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 4:19pm

I actually liked her during the "Dirty" period.. nothing like a skanky little whore to tap

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 4:49pm

She must look very scary without makeup.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 4:54pm

That's just it!! She's just a nasty lil ho. Everyone knows it. I mean, she is best friends with Lil Kim, a professional hooker back in the day!!!

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 5:03pm

she looks like vomit.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 5:45pm

Noxious Bob

nothing like a skanky little whore to tap

bob, you give your slant on the difference bewteen 'taping'a 'shanky whore' and a non skanky whore ???

and yep that was serious question...hell anyone can answer and it's be cool. ha ha...

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 7:20pm

i think a skany whore add a dimension of danger Glimmer.
never know if yyou're gonna leave with that life threatening STD. some people just like living on the edge...

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 7:28pm

ha ha loki..std's *yum* just kidding...

ok so wouls 'skanky whore' be an easier tatrget to hace 'success' with than a non skanky. or would they be much more willing whatever you where interested in non vanilla sex wise on the first/and maybe only time you'd have sex(with her) versus the non shanky 'type' ???

ok and if christina is a 'skanky'. who with a media profile would count as a non skanky whore ???

and that's right....loki's std ref allows me to sneak in this pic !!!!

and don't worry females/i'll post something soon/that will have the guys hating me. so it will balance out/ trust me. :)

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 7:44pm

"Awesome, Xtina! Now wave at the camera pretend that you're happy!"

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 8:04pm

Wow, her legs are so messed up. Those knees are just disgusting!

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 10:37pm

She'd look better without makeup, but I like her lipstick. That color would look great around my cock.

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 10:54pm

she looks better but pretty

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 11:36pm

They should run off and join the circus. With that face and her pet monkey, they're all set for the side show alley.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 2:32am

Man they are a miserable looking couple...BTW were is there kid ??

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 9:32am

hahahahahahaha.. Have y'all noticed that Christina looks like a dog in the first pic??? haha, ya know, with that hairdo..

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 10:46am

I'd still hit it just to say I did...

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 11:25am

Faa Faa Fooey!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 1:30pm

The grumpy twins are out again??? He will never smile, till he gets to sleep with Mike Jackson. She will smile again when he is gone.

As for the stain? Leaky boob.... where is Max? He has to be thirsty, I know I am!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 1:59pm

haha

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 12:19pm

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