How Can I Become A Gisele Bundchen Ass Rubber?
Posted on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:29pm by Moelicious

These were snapped yesterday during a photoshoot in Santa Monica, CA
And, while we're on the topic of juicy jobs, I also want this job working on Alessandra Ambrosio's body.
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all these models dont look as tall as they seem on the runway...i dont know what they do but they look huge in pix and on the runway...you can clearly see she isnt that tall...i like that she is so tiny though...if she had a waist, she'd look really good...bitch has no waist whatsoever
i wont even bother with the face cuz it's busted in every aspect
not cool, d55, not cool!!
Is the idea here that if the guy keeps rubbing long enough she'll actually have an ass by the time they start taking pictures?
3,
Moe, I am as cool as the other side of your pillow, dude...you just gotta get laid is all
If these are not the best legs ever I dunnow which are
i surely hope that nose piercing on page 2 is fake
haha. I love it!!
d55, no worries! I'm working on it!
Well, she's got a very tiny ass for a brazilian girl, but hey, she's a supermodel! She wouldn't make all the dough she makes if she were more curvy.
But man, SHE LOOKS HOT in these pics! Wow.
the body makes up for ANY short comings the face may have mr.d55
in my humble opinion
giselles ass is not much, but i wouldn't mind rubbing a fart out of it.
Is she modeling a new post-apocalyptic fashion line?
Dude.. I hate this girl, she is so hideous, she barely would be a decent stripper in my book, let alone a super model.. I don't know how she pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, I mean look at her.. I'm not even certain she's not a man..
Great Supermodel
Great Ass
Gisele rocks
#1
She IS tall. Thing is, here she's standing with her feet two miles apart and she's not wearing shoes. The guys next to her are. Of course she's going to seem taller when she's wearing crazy ass heels on the runway. Gisele is not the tallest woman alive but she still dwarfs the likes of Eva Longoria, Shakira etc. I don't see how these pictures prove that she's "clearly not that tall" ??? She's clearly above average height for women.
She has a nose ring? Eww. Just went down a few notches in my book.
I think the nose ring is for the shoot..
The thing is you know that guy is gay and not really appreciating what he's doing...
I absolutely LOVEEEEEEE her AMAZING legs!!
#17, I was just thinking that a good caption for this picture would be:
MUST.... KEEP.... ACTING.... GAY...!
15,
whats up? u gonna start a fucking fight over this bitch now? she isnt that tall cuz on the runway, she looks like she is 6'4'' or something...here, she looks her true height, which is about 5'9 - 5'
9.5", which is not that tall to me (probably to someone who is about 5'2'')...i see chicks who are her height wear heels in real life and they dont look as tall as she does...i think the cameras take pix in a way that makes the models look taller than they already are.
10,
it's miss d55 ;-) haha
kmmod3.home.att.net/gbundchen/runway/original/ru166.jpg
vs
laineygossip.com/pics/tom%20gisele%20nyc%20may07.jpg
Not a fan of this girl. I see hotter chicks at the mall.
Damn....those legas and that ass! She´s super hot!
She is 5'10, but sometimes depending on the pose she can look shorter.
The woman has the best skills and one of the best bodies in the business.
Not to mention, the business sense she has that has made her more than 150 million dollars.
ha...if she is 5'10'', how can she look this much shorter next to KK, who is 5'11''?
mtv.com/photos/?fid=1529568&pid=1925054
This woman is so fucking sexy and hot I just don't get it. Her face is unique and out of the ordinary, that in fact makes her beautiful. And she has one of the best bodies ever.
IfI was rubbing her ass like that I'd be rubbing my cock with my other hand
d55
bikini cut underwear or bottoms makes her legs look longer
she is wearing heels on the runway but sneakers on the street
does this pic ring a bell????
http://www.bastardly.com/adriana-lima-biofit-bra-pics-from-the-vs-catalo...
here are some more TRL pics
as far as height goes
Adriana < Gisele < Karolina.
Adriana is the shortest of the three, Karolina the tallest
http://loannabeek.blogspot.com/2007/04/saddlelite-jeans-you-will-soon-be...
here's the pic
http://bp0.blogger.com/_AVV3I-AU5Mg/Rj6FgVFr3JI/AAAAAAAAADg/Gc1SpWa2nO4/...
So.. what are you tryin to say, omega?? That Adriana is short and stocky like you think Rihanna is??
you know the principle: the thinner the line, the longer it looks! i think if she were curvier, she'd definitely look shorter.
Pamela,
you lack of a fraction of body fat has made you delusional and sick.
All I am saying is
Gisele is taller than Adriana and KK is taller than both of them.
I didn't call anyone "short and stocky"
All I said was Rihanna LOOKS short and stocky to me.
Like D55 said
don't bitch to me about my OPINION, everyone has one. I said mine.
twinkle
I second EXACTLY what twinkle said
That body looks so smooth and perfect.
the body makes up for ANY short comings the face may have mr.d55///////////
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Yup id have to agree, her face is busted average plain, see prettier chicks in anytown usa, but her body is way hotttttttttt than most.
and i hope she did not really get a nose ring, all it will do is draw attention to her big nose.
Adriana is wearing wedge heels...wedge heels dont give you much height (unless they are 5" or so), and hers seems to be about 3 inches, which probably only gives about 1" height increase...but still, I am pretty sure Lima is about 5'9'', Gisele is slightly over 5'9'' and KK is 5'11''...no way Gisele would look that much shorter if she was only 1 inch shorter than KK...Gisele and KK are wearing the same type of heels (about 4 1/4" - I have those shoes)
the fact that Gisele has very narrow hips also give the illusion of longer legs (when she is on her own and not by others)...and longer legs give the illusion of being taller...a formal friend of mine (who is 5'10'') met KK and said she was about an inch taller...so KK is indeed 5'11'' before anyone says maybe KK is taller than 5'11''
d55
you read my mind on the last part
I know of people who went to the VS stores for signatures and they came back and said she was like 6'0 - 6'1
but agencies lie, they want only magic numbers like 5'10 and 5'11
and not 5'8, 5'9, 6'0 or 6'1.
So they round up OR down.
d55
help me I am a rookie when it comes to shoes
why would wedges with the same inches as heels give you less height than heels ???
Why are you taller with heels rather than wedges????
d55
I believe you on the wedges thing, but an the biofit launch why does KK look 3 (4) inches taller than adriana even though they are wearing the same type of shoes : stilettos
I just tried on my 2.5 inch wedges and it made me 2 inches taller.
so I guess Adriana is 5'8.5" and Gisele is 5'9.5" and KK is 5'11
Gisele is fucking hot
That "wedges don't give you as much height as heels do" is utter crap. C'mon people, use your shoe logic!
gisele ass sexy hot, tom brady and the patriots team=sucks!
It's surprising no one mentioned that they wanted to be the ass rubber...lol
I hate the bitch, I f*cking hate her...but (it hurts physically when I say this) I must admit she's the most versatile/talented model around. Yes, she's man-faced; yes, she has narrow hips, but she can rock the catwalk like no one else and the editorials featuring her are usually the most interesting ones (I'm not talking about beauty here).
@45. Fuck you.
WHAAAA
no ass
no wonder di caprio dumped her..
yucky
gay attratctor
pitty her face looks like a dog thats be beat with an ugly stick
the caption on pg 2 pic 2 is too funny
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