Fake boobs look really fake but I'd rail that for days,

WTF is up with that ugly, hideous, beastly face?! GAHAHHH that shit gives me nightmares. And the rock tits are disgusting.

The stomach is flat but does NOT make up for the rest of this hideous mess.

Starting to see a little cheese on those thighs in shot 2.

THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!

# 3 you're an idiot. There is no cottage cheese

I'd still hit that.

I don't like the fake boobs, but I think Heidi is hot. I'm not going to deny it.

Her insecurities are so rampant that it is a turn on.
Otherwise....Dummer than a fence post comes to mind.

That face is so scary.

A horse and its douche.

Something's not right. Maybe the plastic boobs or the weird face.

She has one smoking hot body for sure! DAMN!

Her face is so-so. I am concerned that if she marries Mr. DoucheBag then we will have to call her Heidi DoucheBag.... thats just wrong!

You get a 9 for looking mmm, mmm, good!

You would really have to be extremely deprived of sex in order to find Heidi Montag attractive. She's vomit inducing bad.

oh come on! she looks straight up hot!

you got it Moe, she is SMOKIN!!!!

and to the politicians, i say drill here and drill often...

She has nice feet too! lol

hot

Yea, I think she's cute and hot.

She has a nice body.Except for the hard looking boobs! :(

Without her fake boobs she were almost perfect! I'll never get it why girls cripple themselfs with plastic tits. No guy likes this shit! Well, perverts maybe. Small tits are okay!

hahahaha Did you guys know that PRATT is an old english word for VAGINA hahahahaha

I think she has two water balloons stapled to her chest.

The face is average.

The bod is hot.

The tits are hot. They may not have been necessary, but there's something hot and deliciously slutty about a chick putting bags in her chest so that every guy will stare at her fake, ridiculous titties. I'll gladly comply.

24.. haha. yep yep.

i concur.

FACE=no
BODY= Hells motherfuckin' yeah!

Blondes don't do it for me. But if she'd agree to the lights off covers on approach, yes! otherwise we'd have to doggie-style it.

what do you think they're thinking about in these pictures? how much they love each other? or how does my butt look from this angle?

if she was taller and the boobs were real I'd be insanely of her body

*jealous

no comment - I have feeling there may be no thought processes going on there at all....At least none of any value.

I really don't dig how posed she is in every "candid" photo of herself. Ugh.

I hope a satellite drops out of the sky and crushes them both,just cant stand those two.

u know, she was actually cute before all the unneeded plastic surgeory

if her new boobs are soft then thats fine for me, i like the body, the face is just ok

Great fake boobs! i wanna taste them!

Ugly ass face, short, natural a cup, needle-dick loser boyfriend, check, check, check, check, check. I'd still hit it.

"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate."

Don't they have to have souls to be soulmates?

Heidi has an amazing figure...I think she's average/cute,general, but alright-looking nonetheless. Her boobs are the perfect size for her body, even though they are fake. Her and Spencer make a lovely couple, I just find it annoying that they have to go through extreme lengths to prove that to everyone when it's already so apparent. She actually found someone whom tans and cares about money as much as she does! They are soul mates.

how ugly is her face on page 6, ew

You know ACE, for a guy that has a thing for feet, you sure have bad taste.

Heidi's fucking ugly in every way imaginable. Her face is disgusting, she has no real tits, she has no ass (and she wants to get ass implants), her feet are ugly, and she's just skinny.

In fact, that's the only reason some people say she's hot which shows just how funny you people are. She's skinny therefore she's hot. Hips? Nah. Ass? Nah. Tits? Nah. Face?? Fuck nah!

It's all about that fashion shit. You real skinny? Apparently that's all you need for some of the fashion nerds. That's why some 11 year old looking chiwawa like Rachel Bilson always gets top honors from the fag factory.

The average chick in a bar is 10x hotter than this walking joke. Some of you guys need to get laid. Badly.

She has a great body, not too skinny, just right. Not much else I can say about her.

This broad is on her way to cankle-hood. Hopefully she can find a doctor to fix that like everything else on her body. That guy just needs to have the living shit kicked out of him. Just because.

is his beard the same color as his skin? i don't think i've ever seen that?

Ugly face, fake tits and horrible legs.

lmao at the first pic, looks like he's drinking piss.. heidi made him do it

Too bad she got the fake boobs. Other than that, her body is great. Face is extremely average, but great body. Wish she kept her real boobs though.

great body.. boobs could be a bit smaller- now they look really fake.
face- its average..

horse face with bolted on boobs

JohnnyMak - I think Heidi is hot in a trashy way and she is not my type of woman at all! I hate bleach blondes, big fake tits, women who are famous for no reason, and women who lack intelligence or talent.

With all that said, I think she is hot, but I would not want her as a girlfriend. I love her legs, ass, eyes, stomach, hands (I don't normally notice woman's hands, but for some reason I think she has nice hands), I do like her feet and she normally wears really hot shoes. I do agree that she is thin, but I don't think being thin necessary makes a woman hot. I actually like when a woman has curves and some meat on her bones.

I perfer women with intelligence, girl next door looks, curves, and class, but sometimes a trashy woman does it for me....Heidi Montag.

ACE- It's funny that you think people actualy care about what you think and you always feel the need to explain yourself. Maybe you should start browsing bloomberg instead of Bastardly in your free time... if you get lucky, you might actualy get laid and I wouldn't have to see your annoying comments all the time.

Pretty. Nice bod, nice smile. Have No clue who she is anyway, but the way H-wood hotties come and go, who has the time to keep track of them anyway. The next group will be 13 years old if this trend of "getting them young" continues.

She has a smoking body and I can care less if she has bolt ons, like that really matters. When her show ends she will be doing the Surreal Life and maybe Playboy if she is lucky and then simply hard-core porn. "Heidi does the Dallas Cowboys offensive line".

Jennyla - I don't care that you don't care!