Heidi Montag: Honeymoon Bikini Pics From Mexico (w/ Spencer)
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

In more news about the wedding no one gave a shit about, Spencer now goes on record to defend the marriage. Remember Heidi's mom said she gives it 6 months. Here's what Spencer had to say:
"It was totally spur of the moment," Pratt said Thursday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show of his Cabo nuptials. "If I had planned it, I think I would've stepped up my ring game a little bit," he added referring to the $8 rings they picked up there for the ceremony.
"She's just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn't there," he said of Egelhoff, who has been quoted as saying that the marriage won't last. "I can't wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives." Source
For all the low fake photoshoots these two whorebags do, I will admit that I like when we get bikini pics of Heidi. We're still Overdosin for Heidi!!! haha
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Nice ass...nice melons! Spencer sucks!
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don't know that guy, but yes, he sucks as the fucking detroit lions player
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Helluva body. Wow.
McPervReply to this Comment
she's getting hotter, he is douchier
skilliganReply to this Comment
WOW NEVER THOUGHT SHE HD A BODY LIKE , IM RUBBIN MY BEEFSTICK SO FAST SMOKE IS COMING OFF IT
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HOT HOT HOT!
PlayerReply to this Comment
FAKE FAKE FAKE!
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She look totally hot when she distracts your eyes with her body. I'm just waiting patiently for her 14th minute of fame. Yeah the one where she poses for Playboy. It inevitable...She'll break up with Spencer and have a naked, coming out of marriage moment. I'd guess in about 8 months.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
How many bikinis does this slut have?
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I hate them both and Spencer is a douche of the highest order. That stated, I would TEAR THAT ASS UP!!
TapperReply to this Comment
i second that
SwitchReply to this Comment
man, the creepiness of spencer's flesh color beard never ceases to send eerie chills down my spine
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
butts kinda gettin big
RyaNAKEDReply to this Comment
butts can never get too big if the body's in decent shape...
it's just icing on the cake, baby1
MoeReply to this Comment
lucky bastard though!
RyaNAKEDReply to this Comment
I'm not a fan of fake tits, but hers don't look that bad. That said, Heidi is so dumb that you could throw her a random math problem like "Hey Heidi, what's 1+2?" and it would probably have the same effect has slipping a roofie in her drink - her eyes would glaze over and she'd be comatose for a few hours while her brain tried to reboot.
wutReply to this Comment
LOL!
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
haha
azezealReply to this Comment
She's a tool but her body is banging!
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Ugh. My brain tells me to hate her, but the stirring down below says otherwise.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Jay Leno wants his chin back.
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Staged and released photos my guess. Attention whore...
MadMaxReply to this Comment
She's untalented, overprocessed, and totally fake. But, she's got a great figure. Her face almost reminds me of Rocky Dennis in Mask. Spencer looks like a creepy child molester. Can y'all imagine what their kids would look like if the spawned any offspring? Sheesh!
wut cracked me up. I got the visual. Thanks for the end of the work day giggle.
RhondaReply to this Comment
She's untalented, overprocessed, and totally fake. But, she's got a great figure. Her face almost reminds me of Rocky Dennis in Mask. Spencer looks like a creepy child molester. Can y'all imagine what their kids would look like if they spawned any offspring? Sheesh!
wut cracked me up. I got the visual. Thanks for the end of the work day giggle.
RhondaReply to this Comment
You know...if people stopped taking pictures of them...they'd fade away in to obscurity.
FrostReply to this Comment
well suggestion, probably lens will crack... or mirror will shatter...
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She doesn't look very virginal to me, but anyway the body looks sufficiently hot.
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ive never noticed her calves before i really dont like them espically by her ankels.
with out her boob job no one would even care about her
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There's a guy at a gas station near me who has one of them albino beards and is really overly friendly. He smiles really big when I come in but I get this feeling that he just wants to carve my flesh into little pieces. I've stopped going to that gas station.
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That's one fine looking bod..er ass I mean...well both.
MundoReply to this Comment
haha mccain lost. eat it bitch
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I would fuck this bitch in all three holes. amazing body
assReply to this Comment
This annoying BITCH looks SMOKING HOT - When does she get NAKED?
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Bitch has some big fat saddlebags for such a thin chick. I'm not a fan of these thin chicks that clearly do drugs and starve instead of working out.
Jessica Alba had the perfect body -- god DAMN. Natural tits, slender, fit, good muscle tone.
This horse-faced whore with rock implants ain't got nothing on a girl who works out. I hope she fucking dies.
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I FUCKING HATE HEIDI. SHE DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,
LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES. FUCKING WHORE. FUCKING BITCH. FUCKING SLUT.
FUCKING CUNT.
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i just saved my first set of heidi, im appalled and hard. weird.
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i do her until next summer
juanjoReply to this Comment
Kudos to the surgeons who have created this work of art.
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thanks Moelicious for your genius butt quote. i like that.
the kittenthat being said, heidi HAS no butt, and they both still seriously suck and will always suck, and they better hope they stay married cause no one else will ever marry either of them. and people who think this chicks body is 'amazing' need to get out more
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my guess is he must be kinda confused not being on the receiving end as usual..
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JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Fake or not she looks good, could use a little more in the ass department but so can 90% of the females on this site.
ThatsJustWrongReply to this Comment
im gonna find you and rape you and enter your lovely holes.
uh uh uh uhh(sex noise) im fucking u ryt now
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The epitome of twat, I'm surprised silicone doesn't shoot outta her butthole when she sits down.....and as for the creepy dude he reminds me of the douche-y version Chucky
LiloReply to this Comment
I really enjoy her showing her hot wet body...plus the very hot bikinis too...She has one sexy and cute body..please show me more of the pictures on her travels ....
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