Heidi Montag & Her Douche Bag @ 2008 MTV Movie Awards

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

I seriously can't wait until these two break up b/c it's bound to happen one of these days. I give their MTV-branded relationship until Christmas---tops!

And, here's another reason to hate these two...
In an April 2008 interview, Montag stated that she is a Republican and that she plans to vote for John McCain in the 2008 presidential election. Although not registered to vote when making that statement, she said that this was because she had been too busy and that she planned to register soon. [Wiki]

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hate her face, girl never smiles or has this like, wannabe sexy pursed lip thing goin on. spencer is so effing ugly. ew blonde guys.

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:02pm
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Whats wrong with blonde guys? Don't lump us all in with this douche. Ya know I usually like brunettes but in your case I take exception to that rule.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 3:25pm
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What is it that these two fucks do again?

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:04pm
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maybe they'll go into porn soon...

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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Like ordinary MEH, Ken and Barbie.

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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sigh... At least I used to be able to look at her and think "somewhat pretty, if dumb and fake." No more. Finding out that she's a Repub, though not a deal-breaker, does not help her seem attractive. However, finding out that she's one those "I'M planning to vote for X, because I am a Y... but, ummm, I can't really yet because I'm either too stupid, lazy, or careless to register."

Vote for whomever you choose, for whatever reason you choose. But before you start bragging/advertising your vote, have the sense to *register*.

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:07pm
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"maybe they'll go into porn soon..."

He sure looks like a porn star. A gay porn star.

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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*a bottom one, to be more precise.

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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Tori Spelling is what Heidi is gonna look like in a decade's time or she might be washed up pornstar

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 12:01am
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Theyre like freakin Ken and Barbie...they're just as shallow conceited...and much ofa bimbo... hes like male paris hilton.... i hope they drown in an acid pit.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 12:10am
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They look like they should be doing
public service announcements for the Idaho state tourism board
and quoting from the Tuner Diaries

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 12:44am
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"Idaho: We're Anglo-Saxon-licious"
"Idaho: The state that loves you back, you know if you're white"
and
"Idaho: If you lived in Idaho you'd be home right now. Home at your isolated extremist compound"

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 12:50am
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^^john, you would fuck that blonde bimbo to shreds, we all know that

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:07am
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i'm not sure what that means exactly

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:17am
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hah, you should be here at the asylum with me along with other bastards on here

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:24am
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I don't consider these two to be humans so if they get killed by a mountain lion, I will have no sympathy.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:28am
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asylum girl

I am in the fucking room next to you! got damnit!

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:28am
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#16
lmao a mountain lion?

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:29am
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i were hoping they get crushed in a elephant stampede

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:29am
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but a mountain lion, lmao, of all the things to be mauled by I would say this and a damn shark would just make me use the gun on my self if they got a hold of me

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:31am
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They look like wax statues

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:38am
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I hate Spencer so much, what an obnoxious prick! And Heidi,well, she's no gem either. I think her face would look much better if she got cheek implants, her face is way too narrow. She does look better on tv than in pictures. Hot body though.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 6:16am
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I think Spencer is so damn cute. Heidi,meh. Her features are so large. She has the biggest chin ever. Couldnt she get that shit filed down?

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 6:58am
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I actually think that she should get some kind of slight lip injections...I think that way her long chin and rather long nose would be less obvious...but hey...just sayin...

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 9:52am
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# 16 and # 20. Then I would have sympathy for the lion and the shark, because they would probably die from food poisoning.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 10:02am
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Is it just me or have I seen this this dress before on Kim Kardashian?
About 15 times...
In different colours...
?

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 11:50am
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I really would like to get into a fight with SPENCEY! Some Hollywood club this lame bumps into me spilling a bit of my drink...then POP! One to the dome and he's out! Maybe I should worry though, cause according to the Hills things you didn't see, he's a FIGHTER!!! WHATEVES!

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:51pm
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im sure nobody in the world likes them, simply because there annoying as hell but I gotta admit i like heidi more than LC's fake ass.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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Good News: John McCain will make Heidi Montag vice president of the USA.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 7:01pm
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How the hell can you think spencers cute? He's right up there with guidos and wiggers...just worse of a douchebag.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 9:25pm
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GOOD GOD look at that horse face!!

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 10:21pm
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HM does horse face so much better than SJP.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 10:39pm
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very nice hair and legs but that face is a fail, esp that huge jaw

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 @ 8:17am
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sphincter pratt should be hunted for sport and heidi make's sarah jessica parker look hot

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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im 99 per cent certain she has a cock and balls and he has a vagina

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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Even my sperm would have second thoughts about spurting out all over Heidi's face.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 11:08am
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