Heidi Montag & Douchebag @ LAX!
Friday, June 13th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Heidi Montag (born September 15, 1986 in Crested Butte, Colorado[1]) is an American reality television personality best known for appearing on the MTV reality television series The Hills. Montag works as an event planner for Bolthouse Productions and is also an aspiring singer.
Montag has discussed taking acting classes, saying she hopes The Hills will help her jump start a film career. She has expressed a desire to have appearances in "some movies" in addition to "a couple of hit albums".[10] In a recent Blender magazine interview, Montag revealed her intentions of one day winning an Academy Award. Wiki
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She would look so much better with a shovel caved in forehead.
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She looks very annoying with zero sex appeal.
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Why isn't she in the butterface catgeory with the bag, pleasee?
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i know right! or "hot chicks with douches"
grrr so lame.
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Shoot the people who keep taking pictures of this annoying hack. Maybe then she'll fade into obscurity where she belongs.
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She's everything I don't look for in a woman, but I think she's hot! I'm going to jump out of a window now.
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here we go again...hollywood stop reppin the chuckie t's! they're wack. now nicole richie she understands. i've seen her in some tweety bird harrison fords. EXCLUSIVE!!! and for pratt, he just gained a few points in my book...homie's rockin js. he knows the deal
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Ohhhhh I hate them, they are soooo annoying muaaah I would kill.
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Tori Spelling looks great for just having popped out another kid.
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BLECH, that face. SOMEBODY needs to wear their hair down. I still think they're a cute couple.
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I read her recent article on micro-engineering and how its joint application with coital curve anomalies can reverse the effects of global warming.
Simply brilliant.
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Hitler is smiling down on you, Aryan children...
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Why is she on here?
1.) Not famous
2.) Not hot
3.) Not dating anyone famous.
WTF?
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