Heidi Montag & Douchebag @ "Harold" Premiere Party
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Heidi Montag flaps her monster yap on Letterman
"I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year," Montag said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday. "I was like, 'You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this.'"
When Conrad's ex Jason Wahler threatened to release it, Montag claimed, "she was like, 'I don't know what to do...' I was like, 'Well, let's get it back.'
"Next thing I know," Montag continued, "it's blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape... I didn't film it, I didn't do it, I'm not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?" Source












Bobble head! If there was one thing she should have gotten fixed it's her chin!!
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Looks like bed wear....Plus twice with same horrible outfit.
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Is this Republican/Red State News for simple Uhmericans?
/destroy MTV
//internet is everything
///3 slashies for friday!!!
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She looks like a trannie...blech
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That's Tory Spelling's sister LOL!
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Both of these girls and ho's.
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and - are
whatever
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NICE ass though!!!!!!!!!
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Someone needs to stick something in her mouth to shut her up.
Put a bag over her head and have her parade around in skimpy skivies.
That works for me!
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what's with this recent trend in stupid shoes?
am i to understand that lauren conrad made a sex tape? i never heard that before. heheh.
young celebrities toady. jeez. for all their techno-savvy, how can they go out and make a sex tape and not think it's going to show up in the public domain at some point. stUUUUUUUpid.
"it's just for us baby. seriously." snort.
cuz you know, next stay at home movie night, they're not going to rent Alien vs. predator requiem, they're going to pop in last spring's sex tape while the popcorn is popping in the microwave.
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oh and of course...
neeeeeeigh. neeeeeeeeeeigh!!!
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Or if the go the back door route...."Winnie" the "Pooh".
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Should have been "Whinny" the "Poo".
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she should get that chin fixed seriously like jaw replacement
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Wow, I just paid attention to he chin. I'm usually filled with so much liberal rage to notice it.
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Ah..not this horse again!
I see she's got golden hoofs today.
That mofo douchebage, whiny, sissy, metrohomosexual, suitwearing, pubeface, pimp wannabe horse fucker, needs to just go away already!!
besides...isnt beastiality illegal????
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ok i could seriously go insane, like publicly insane, about these idiot douchebags. WHO ARE THEY? NO ONE. why the fucking fuck fuck fuck shit fuck are they appearing on talk shows? why is ANYONE paying any fucking attention to them? this is the biggest joke ever. this is literally the equivalent of my next door neighbor suddenly going on talk shows and to red carpet events. actually, i think even my next door neighbor is cooler and better looking then those two.
the world has seriously lost its fucking mind now. i could fucking punch a hole through my computer screen it makes me so angry looking at these deformed ugly useless fucks.
i am sorry for all this profanity. i just find this bullshit so unbelievable. i hope their kids are born retarded and deformed and a wildfire burns their fucking house down and they are forced to live in a shelter and cant afford help for their retarded kids.
'the hills' is the lamest show ive ever seen and is full of dumb slutty cunts hanging their big mouths open all the time saying nothing, who think theyre hot when really theyre incredibly average. that show is an embarassment to white people, and embarassment to america, and an embarassment to youth.
im going to go eat lunch now and calm down, and consider writing all this in a letter to the producers of that show actually, if someone hasnt already.
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She needs her chin sorted out. And Douchebag looks like a Care Bear.
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