Heidi Montag & Douche-Slave Before Taping Regis & Kelly


Wanna see Heidi modeling her new clothing line? Check it here.

And here's the best news of the day: When asked whether she would star in a Hills movie, Heidi answered in the negative (which was probably a total lie b/c everyone knows she's a money grubbing whore who'd do anything for a few extra bills).

She tells Hollyscoop.com:
"I've never discussed a movie possibility for 'The Hills' ... and I'm not sure if for my first movie I'd let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don't think that would be something I would do.

"If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a 'Hills' movie, I wouldn't be in it. No, thank you."


On a similar topic: There are actually people behind closed doors planning a fucking HILLS MOVIE?! The industry is so jacked right now...

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27 Scandalous Comments

I have those shoes in brown.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:10pm

Those shoes... its like a gladiator on acid made them...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:13pm

Her shoes are driving me crazy....I mean in a really good way.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:15pm

His head is massive, and she looks like the type that would cheat on you any and every chance she could get, fucking cunt.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

The douche bag, looks very familiar, I think I've seen him some flick, or maybe some one that looks like him I don't know, but he's lucky m/f...cause she's hot. Love that ass picture I just saw.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:19pm

She has so little personality...she looks like a wax figure in real life.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:20pm

Sad part is she would cheat for the sake of cheating. She probably doesn't have an orgasmic cell in her body.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:20pm

Every time I look at that guy I try to picture how it would be for him in jail.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:23pm

@8 lol He would be really popular I'm thinking...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:24pm

i wish he would kill himself

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:26pm

Is this the famous Spencer I'm always hearing about? Holy mother of God, all I can see is Dr. Janosz Poha from Ghostbusters II.

"Why am I drippings with goo?"

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:27pm

haha.

good eye, betty!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:28pm

Dear God, Please bless Mom, Dad & Granny and I pray for world peace... Amen... and PS I if it's not asking for too much can you Please Kill Spencer and Heidi... Thanks... Amen...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:29pm

Lol, I think he's funny..not my fav, but he's funny..

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:31pm

After a few years in the stir...We get Dr. John Whorfin:
dd

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:34pm

^I just laughed so hard I scared my kid.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:36pm

:O) - Apologize to the kid for me.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:37pm

Love the shoes.
He'a a fucking ugly chump. So is she.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:32pm

most irritating couple ever!!! and the resemblance between spenc and Dr. John Whorfin is amazing. hysterical

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 6:02pm

horse alert

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 7:34pm

I don't care what other people say about her. I would still hit it. I mean, like, really, really hard. And then donkey punch that bitch.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:34pm

yeah, they suck all together. Her shoes are tie-dyed gladiators from balenciaga. life in the hills must pay good. little mix of trend & stripper all in one.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:43pm

I think they're a cute couple. Ugly, too short, loud-mouthed, couple... but nevertheless, cute.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 2:33am

i think joel mchale from 'the soup' has the last words on these douchebags plus the hideous, crumbling state of america's youth

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 10:41am

lol at comment 15 yeah there dam annoying this fucking couple and she has no personality and he looks like shit

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 12:19pm

@ 24. I love The Soup.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 2:58pm

Ugly Conservative Bitch!! People like this are responsible for George Bush.

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 1:37pm

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