Hayden Panettiere at an Allure Mag Party w/ Eva Longoria & Posh
Thursday, November 20th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday @ Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso in L.A.As you guys know, whenever we see two random women together, it's only bastardly to speculate whether they hooked up---yes even if they're photographed with our favorite cute lil' munchkin Hayden Panettiere. Don't think this is the first time we've put Hayden under the lesbian sex spotlight because previously on Bastardly she (possibly/probably) hooked up w/ Lindsay Lohan & Eva Longoria.
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Never thought I'd ever see a Bastardly Stump-off.
FrostReply to this Comment
hayden looks like a troll
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Really nice girl!!
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Fat little pig!
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That midget looks like she is really trying.
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LOL I was thinking that too!
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Hayden's head is absolutely gigantic in comparison to the rest of her body. The ancient Greeks would not find this pleasing.
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I smell pork...here piggy piggy!
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Wow, that's a whole lot of ugly.
BobLablawLawBlogReply to this Comment
the stumpy collection all together. and MarioGayboy included too, how lucky can you get.
dorkus2Reply to this Comment
Onk Onk!
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Ick. There's way too much fug in this post.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Where's the choice of neither?
Richard-SchlichtingThe Pectoral Nightmare needs to stop wearing cleavage inducing dresses. You got to have it to fluant it sister!
No go put your stripper heals on Hayden and see if you can get past the "you have to be this tall" sign at Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.....again.
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"They're not pecs! They're 'perky'!"
...or some sort of deluded nonsense like that.
FrostReply to this Comment
Yuck I think they all look terrible. Posh, whoever she is, looks like an alien...they all suck. Begining with Mario..
MundoReply to this Comment
Hayden looks like an alien much more than Posh; especially in that first pic with Eva.
But yes, they all look terrible.
BobLablawLawBlogReply to this Comment
hayden is gross. She looks like a chubby 13 year old who's just hit puberty and will have to wait about six years for her body to settle down. Accept Hers won't. She'll be like this forever, only get tubbier with age.
SierraReply to this Comment
Hayden & Eva, cuz I don't do skeletons. Speaking of which, where's Pamela?
GolianoReply to this Comment
bad idea standing next to posh. she'd make anyone look fat
the kittenReply to this Comment
Well that and Posh is battery operated. At least Hayden is real; 100%.
As for Eva; I'd have to stuff a sock in her mouth just because.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
thing is, i actually think Hayden and Eva would be up for a threesome!
jamiesonReply to this Comment
i guarantee they'll be in a 3D animated film...
it's either a gnome and a rat on a hilarious romp in L.A. or a spider with a snout who enlists a dwarf to cure her hideous affliction by the hands of evil druids...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
I want to be between those two
KatelynReply to this Comment
all those people in those pictures are fucking ugly. I wouldn't want to see any of them doing anything, ever.
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HAYDEN,EVA&POSH ARE UGLY&FUGLY.
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I wouldn't mind having Eva and Hayden lying on my bed with a few bottles of lube when I get home.
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