Happy Birthday, Adriana Lima!! Damn You, Marko Jaric!!
Thursday, June 12th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Adriana turned 27 today & who's gonna get the best birthday gift of all? Marko Jaric, of course.
The bastard will be having birthday sex w/ one of the sexiest chicas in the biz later tonight. Once again, life just isn't fair, damn it.
Bastardly sources are claiming that Marko Jaric might use the occasion to pop the big question before or after diving into a long session of tantric Adriana Lima Birthday Sex. If I were Marko, I'd pop that shit out right before & then proceed to have some of the best sex known to man. Then again, that's just all fantasy...
Here's a tribute video:
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YES!!! the watermelon pics. i love you moe
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Adriana. Lima. Overload.
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on pg. 15 she's flipping the bird
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The guy is biting her nose in pic # 2 (page 3)? I hope he ate a booger.
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Happy Birthday Adriana!
The watermelon photos are my favorite photos of her. So sexy yet at the same time she has such an innocent look there. This is Adriana Lima in her prime, baby! The most gorgeous and sexy women.
Too bad her gorgeous looks are long gone. She's still an attractive lady but she sure ain't what she was back in these photos. Ohh the memories...
I hope another hot model comes around to take Adriana's sexiest/most beautiful model crown. Does anyone know of any exotic and beautiful 16-18 year old models on the rise?
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There's a guy totally checking her ass in the third picture (page 8). Creepy looking dude, by the way...
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why the fuck can't i call myself homosexual
this site has become such a fucking tampon party
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Well, then you should try this one:
http://www.towleroad.com/
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oh, that's fucking perfect
thanks Eve maybe your small brains are good for something after all
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My pleasure.
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ok, even for me, that's a lot of Lima.
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Page 5, pic 2! I think shes got an oral fixation always sticking out the tongue and licking things. Think she'll lick something else?
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page 10 pic 3 = WOW. she looks fucking hot(ter) with her like that and that lipstick is sexy too.
just give me a link of garlic and i'm good to go
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shes so attractive and sexy but I dont like her teeth much. The pic with her nxt to Giesele show what a killer body she has. G is a dude.
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very true about the body, but i think gisele's face in this pick is nice.
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Sure are alot of pictures here. I love Page 8. She must have been in Salvador on that one. The pictures of the Prince can be removed. Ancient history. She is with Marko now.
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She is sooo do-able...
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Page 15, pic 1 - Alessandra looks HOT
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She does have an innocence about her. Beautiful skin complexion too and always smiling in her candids.
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she is SOOOOOOOOOO cute when she smiles all big, i love it! she is such a natural beauty. i love all the cute faces she makes, i like that it seems she doesn't herself so seriously. cute cute cute. she looked really skinny in some of those older pics of her, i like her better lookin a little more meaty and toned. overall, i'm liking her more and more!
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note to self: pick up at the market: mangoes, pineapple, watermelon, cantaloupe, oranges, bananas, chocolate syrup...
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sexy bitch
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even today the haters cant take a break? god! and today is a special day, why you Moe cant just send her a happy birthday and stop to talk about the damn sex? really, you are getting very boring.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIANA!! HOPE YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!! Hope she can have a nice party today \o/
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She looks like a 17 year old who just got raped in the pictures where she's sitting on the floor in a motel room. I think she looked her best in the VS promo event where she's wearing jeans and that lacy tank-top. Long straight hair suits her well, but she looks amazing anyway.
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That is definitely one of her best looks.
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she's too bitchy to be really beautiful.
besides, there's something wrong about her mouth. and her eyes, she often looks like she just drank too much hardcore alcohol.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIANA
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HAPPY 27 BIRTHDAY, LIMA
I like the watermelon pics!
Anyone know what year the watermelon pics are from?????????
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i love the pic of her and gisele on page 4, she looks so pretty there
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This set of pictures is not the best I've seen.
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Overrated! Don't get me wrong I'd fuck her brains out, but she's overrated.
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Hey I look just like Adriana, slow and retarded.
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Today is probably someone's birthday, but it sure in Hell isn't Adriana's. She was not born:
1) In June;
2) On the 12th day of any month; or,
3) In 1981.
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@ Buck
ok, so when was she born????
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i saw the video days before it got posted on here...cuz pstroyer trusts me like that haha...very good job, man! I dont know how you posted it on youtube but finally, I can enjoy it without getting disconnected every 2 seconds...and the quality is great, too.
the hottest woman in the world hands down!
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Always stunning!
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god...min 6:50 - 10 gives me goose bumps..the music, her smile, her beauty - unreal
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@ 33 Buck Mellinz
ok, so when was she born????
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I loved the video!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mmmmmmmmmmm Adriana
*drools*
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happy birthday adriana... i'd have her swallowing seeds instead of spitting em' btw...
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Damn I think I have a boner and I'm a chick
(at least last time I checked....)
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Adriana is just too hot for words.
In the last pic pn page 8...that woman on the side is saying "damn..look at that ass....I fucking HATE her".
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^ she isn't even looking at her.
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this is one of the best pic sets of Adriana Lima I've ever seen...the best Alessandra Ambrosio pic is also here...the one where Alessandra is standing behind Adriana...
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page 3:Hello the bitch is not a virgin it is clear.
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i just heard that they got engaged!!!
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She's so Beautiful!
Great Video..Haha I loved the Tina Turner song:)
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That video clip is fucking hot. I got all tingly. HeHe.
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Happy birthday Adriana
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Marko Jaric proposed to her on her birthday. She said yes.
So congratulations on the engagement as well.
Adriana is now officially off the market.
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oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooo........!!!!!!!!!1
congratulations (damn him!!)
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Well, there's still Remy Ma.
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Marko Jaric is attractive in my opinion ... and very lucky, btw ...
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video was class. that "late night" interview clip is funny.
damn jaric! damn him... lucky bastard!
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I'm bisexual; so on behalf of the gay and straight community, I can't tell you how much it bums me out to have lima go off the market (not that I had a snowball chance in hell with her, still it was nice to think). That being said, wish her the best of luck. She seems like a nice girl.
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Wow, what a beautiful video. She is even more stunning in motion.
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This may sound like a useless question, but is she mixed race? I know she is Brazilian, but in some of those pictures she looks almost biracial, especially the ones where she has curly hair.
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Yes. She's triracial. European, African, Native American.
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looks retarded .. all you praise her as a beauty go to hell
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It doesn't matter much that she's getting married: she can get divorced at any time. The only thing is that now he might get her pregnant and that is a NO! Don't, please! Not yet!
She is mesmerizing. She has such an open and beautiful smile when she's not trying to look sexy.
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You people sound like cult members. Jeeze! She's not all that!
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she's hell hot!
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my my she is one hot piece of ass
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damn she is so sexy and beautiful but at the same time adorable
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