Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly MILFiest MILF Matchup


Remember, choosing one doesn't make the other one any less MILFy, so as painful as it sounds, you must choose just one...


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35 Scandalous Comments

gotta go with the chocolate berry

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:43pm

ditto.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:44pm

me too!! I can't stand salmon salma's VOICE!!!!! TOO MEXICAN FOR ME!!!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:53pm

Salma has 5 normal toes at least.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:57pm

TOES!!!! ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ha

STINKY TOES!!!!!

HA H AH AH HA h AH AH HA HA HA H AHAH HA

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:59pm

This is Halles's title, she is the Floyd Mayweather of MILFs!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:00pm

come to think about it.........

I THINK SALMA IS HOT WHEN SHE'S NOT TALKING!!!!!!!!!!

*snake dance*

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:00pm
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:05pm

LONELY DOG........BOW and WORSHIP!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:08pm

BUT.......BERRY's got the SEX SCENE!!!!!!!!!

*monsters ball*

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:12pm

....maybe i could of used a more suitable analogy than Mayweather

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:12pm

waiting for pstroyer to post a link to that...lol

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:12pm
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:21pm

I can't make this choice.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:27pm

neither one

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 8:48pm

watch the vidoes and CHOOSE!!!!!!!

go HALLERY........GO GO HALLERY!!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:02pm

i wonder if halle and thornton were really doing it...i mean how do you do that kind of acting?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 9:56pm

id like to see a milf untouched by plastic surgery

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:07pm

I love Salma
But Halle wins hands down!!
She's the milfiest of all motherfuckin milfs!!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:18pm

salma loses by a chin...btw is she supposed to look like the bearded lady on page 3?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 10:54pm

Yeah she's playing the bearded lady in some thing she's working on. A part of my husband will die forever when he sees that picture. Poor guy.

I voted for Halle because I think she looks hotter, happier, and has a way likelier romance going.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:03pm

aw. they both look pretty. pretty damned dilapidated. who the hell stole my glasses. its a no win situation, in god awful ugly monster contest.

go to sleep with any of that mess latched onto your back and you'd wake up with nightmarish fleas.

give me something to look at, got damn this is some tragic shit. where the hell is amy wino.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:05pm

my god, berry's boobs are HUGE. wow. and why the hell does salma have a beard???
but i can't really pic, they're both hot.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:15pm

I'd love to start a dairy farm with these two heifers, but I can't afford the feed costs. Or are they holsteins?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 11:20pm

Ok, Damage. Halle wins!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 12:04am

What I wouldn't give to be a baby sucking on those mammeries! Good grief I nearly pop just looking at Halle new juggs!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 2:17am

i gotta vote for halle...again...

salma loses even more for "wanting to portray a bearded lady"...

i smell oscar gold...

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 3:49am

All nations committed crimes but the Armenian "genocide" was an idea which was created by Americans and Armenians at the time. Many American historians have proofs! to be continued.

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Those historians even wrote that the press during the war wrote that Turks killed Buddhist monks!!!! LOL.

Unfortunately Turks are being supressed by their government so don't have the courage to go after this story!

Turkey has many Jewish, Christian and Armenian people in the country. I know that they live peacefully.
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America is the # 1 supporter of this genocide bull, because this way America's current genocide plus its "glorious" past (see natives) don't get AS MUCH ATTENTION AS IT SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 4:51am

MMMMILFylicious!!!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 7:30am

Salma wins on every level - beauty, intelligence, and talent.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 8:22am

This is really Halle AFTER she gave birth? How soon after? There were pictures of her posted yesterday on other sites that make her look much hotter. By comparison, she looks like she's still pregnant in these pictures. That's a pretty massive gut she's spoting for someone who has supposedly snapped back into shape.

I'd suck those titties for months on end if given the opportunity, though. Truly amazing.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 9:07am

Halle Berry hands down, Those choco milk juggs are awesome.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 10:06am

this is too hard to choose, I love them both, thanks for the vids P

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:08am

mmmm..so much milky goodness it's mind blowing.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008 @ 11:28am

Give me Halles Berries one night and Selmas Kyaeks the next and I will never return either.

Tie!

Yummy funbags!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 @ 4:57pm

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