Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly MILFiest MILF Matchup
Posted on Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 7:33pm by Moelicious

Remember, choosing one doesn't make the other one any less MILFy, so as painful as it sounds, you must choose just one...

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gotta go with the chocolate berry
ditto.
me too!! I can't stand salmon salma's VOICE!!!!! TOO MEXICAN FOR ME!!!!!
Salma has 5 normal toes at least.
TOES!!!! ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ha
STINKY TOES!!!!!
HA H AH AH HA h AH AH HA HA HA H AHAH HA
This is Halles's title, she is the Floyd Mayweather of MILFs!!!
come to think about it.........
I THINK SALMA IS HOT WHEN SHE'S NOT TALKING!!!!!!!!!!
*snake dance*
^^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCTkBKRggc
LONELY DOG........BOW and WORSHIP!!!!!!
BUT.......BERRY's got the SEX SCENE!!!!!!!!!
*monsters ball*
....maybe i could of used a more suitable analogy than Mayweather
waiting for pstroyer to post a link to that...lol
www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1936
I can't make this choice.
neither one
watch the vidoes and CHOOSE!!!!!!!
go HALLERY........GO GO HALLERY!!!
i wonder if halle and thornton were really doing it...i mean how do you do that kind of acting?
id like to see a milf untouched by plastic surgery
I love Salma
But Halle wins hands down!!
She's the milfiest of all motherfuckin milfs!!
salma loses by a chin...btw is she supposed to look like the bearded lady on page 3?
Yeah she's playing the bearded lady in some thing she's working on. A part of my husband will die forever when he sees that picture. Poor guy.
I voted for Halle because I think she looks hotter, happier, and has a way likelier romance going.
aw. they both look pretty. pretty damned dilapidated. who the hell stole my glasses. its a no win situation, in god awful ugly monster contest.
go to sleep with any of that mess latched onto your back and you'd wake up with nightmarish fleas.
give me something to look at, got damn this is some tragic shit. where the hell is amy wino.
my god, berry's boobs are HUGE. wow. and why the hell does salma have a beard???
but i can't really pic, they're both hot.
I'd love to start a dairy farm with these two heifers, but I can't afford the feed costs. Or are they holsteins?
Ok, Damage. Halle wins!
What I wouldn't give to be a baby sucking on those mammeries! Good grief I nearly pop just looking at Halle new juggs!
i gotta vote for halle...again...
salma loses even more for "wanting to portray a bearded lady"...
i smell oscar gold...
All nations committed crimes but the Armenian "genocide" was an idea which was created by Americans and Armenians at the time. Many American historians have proofs! to be continued.
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Those historians even wrote that the press during the war wrote that Turks killed Buddhist monks!!!! LOL.
Unfortunately Turks are being supressed by their government so don't have the courage to go after this story!
Turkey has many Jewish, Christian and Armenian people in the country. I know that they live peacefully.
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America is the # 1 supporter of this genocide bull, because this way America's current genocide plus its "glorious" past (see natives) don't get AS MUCH ATTENTION AS IT SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!
MMMMILFylicious!!!
Salma wins on every level - beauty, intelligence, and talent.
This is really Halle AFTER she gave birth? How soon after? There were pictures of her posted yesterday on other sites that make her look much hotter. By comparison, she looks like she's still pregnant in these pictures. That's a pretty massive gut she's spoting for someone who has supposedly snapped back into shape.
I'd suck those titties for months on end if given the opportunity, though. Truly amazing.
Halle Berry hands down, Those choco milk juggs are awesome.
this is too hard to choose, I love them both, thanks for the vids P
mmmm..so much milky goodness it's mind blowing.
Give me Halles Berries one night and Selmas Kyaeks the next and I will never return either.
Tie!
Yummy funbags!
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