Halle Berry vs Kate Beckinsale: Super MILF Division Matchup
Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These snaps were taken at the 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute in Beverly Hills. Where do they rank in your list for Sexiest MILF?Bastarchived in Babes, Bastardly Matchups, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, M.I.L.Filicious
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Beckinsale all the way, That white dress is really something
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Are you kidding me? Kate Beckinsale has sex appeal, but her face and body are average. Halle Berry is a gorgeous woman and look at that perfect body.
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Obviously this is a matter of preference - if Kate Beckinsale face and body are average - I am all for average!
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Kate outleagues (almost) every single MILF known, she's in a league of her own, far above the others, she is a hyper MILF
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Kate is superMILF isn't she? Heck, she out-hots most 20 year old women we see on this site.
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Halle because she is older and had her kid more recently. That is an amazing bounceback from being knocked up. She deserves our full appreciation.
Kate is hot, too, but she has time and age on her side here.
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I totally agree. You took the words out of my mouth.
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Absolutely. Halle is what...10 years older than Kate? Something like that..
u could never tell tho. The fact that she can compete with women 10 years younger really says alot for her beauty. Plus, she just had her kid. Kate had her daughter years ago, so naturally her body had a lot of time to get back in shape.
Kate's my girl tho, but Halle all the way.
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Well I voted for Kate, but after seeing the body pics, wow Halle has some nice curves, and looks really good for 42 while Kate is "only" 35.
But still, Kate is the ultimate MILF, she'd probably cause more hatred than Halle from all the jealous moms. Hard to believe she even got a baby out of that tight bod.
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I can't choose. I'll just have to take both.
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Halle Berry easily looks more yummy here. Kate has a nice all-around but ultimately bland look.
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K BEEZIE!!!
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I say halle berry. I mean look, hot body and gorgeous face
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I'm going with Berry based on these photos. But really, you can't go wrong with either.
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Halle for the win. Look at those tits primed for sucking.
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Halle does look hotter at this event, but Kate is the Super MILF here. I believe Halle is stone cold crazy and doesn't know how to keep a man. Kate on the other hand has her man carrying her shit everywhere. That's all I need to know.
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It's not that she doesn't know how to keep a man, she just didn't choose a real man until recently. We all know it's true.
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No, she looks like that, has money, and still gets her ass dumped all the time? I'm with ACE, something's up with her.
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That's a lame excuse and why do women always say that when a woman has failed relationships time and time again, it's always that she picked the wrong men and the woman never has any responsibility in the failed relationships even though she is the common thread?
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Actually, this is a recurring theme with a lot of women. They don't go for the nice guys, they go for the bad boy and then wonder why they keep getting their hearts broken. Ladies, listen up: you can't change a man. Don't even try. Go for the guy who will treat nicely from the beginning.
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Exactly. And she finally gave up the douchebags and went for a man who could be a good father. Doesn't hurt that he's gorgeous too.
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Exactly. And she finally gave up the douchebags and went for a man who could be a good father. Doesn't hurt that he's gorgeous too.
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exactly, sometimes a man leaves cuz he can't bear with a woman because she's e.g. a clingy type, calls 10 times a day, asks where you are and with whom, is extremely jealous, won't let you keep any female friend even a damn ugly one, gets pissed/cries when a man says he'll call at 6 it's 6.15 and he's not calling, won't let him go out with his male friends from time to time and such, one of my girlfriends is like that, she's 29, pretty and funny but is always dumped because of her clinginess.
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fuck, I wanted to reply to ACE's comment and my comment showed up under ABC, not sure why.
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Her first husband used to beat her and broke her eardrum. Her second husband was a manwhore rivaled only by Julio Iglesias. Her only issue is extremely bad taste in men, but it seems she reformed that.
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So now she is perfect.
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In Halle's case I agree with ABC, first hubby was a wife beater and second notorious womanizer, she just made bad choices in the past.
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i have to go with Halle, that dress is adorable and her body looks incredible :)
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Kate...
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You know, given that this is a MILF contest, and Halle is still lactating, I have to change my vote to Halle. If I was around her poor baby would starve.
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Face: Kate
Body: Halle.
Done deal.
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All my life I have wanted to be Halle's masseur. Enough said.
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How in the fuck did these two get to face each other so early in the Matchup???? This is more like a final...or at least a quarter final.
I want the one that seeded this tournament FIRED!!!!!
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Beckinsale.
She's smart and she's beautiful.
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I am usually all for chocolate, and the choice is very difficult, but this time I have to go for vanilla.
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I'm with Chad. What a fuckin' disgrace that we're to decide the faith of these two lovlies so early during the match-up! With that said, I'm voting Halle because that bitch body make me wanna lick every inch of her chocalate body!
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Halle just had her baby, she is curvy and petite... just gorgeous period. Kate is average and had her child years ago as someone mentioned.
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Halle had her baby 7 months ago and when you have a professional trainer and a nutritionist it makes it a little easier to get yourself back in shape. Halle's body is incredible, but Kate has been a mom for 8 or 9 years and I would think that would place a greater toll on a woman than having a baby 7 months.
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Umm................LOL.........That doesn't make sense. Kate Beckinsale's daughter is 9 years old. That's 9 years to get back into shape. Halle Berry had her baby 7 months ago, that's only 7 months to get back into shape after a baby.
Being a mother for 9 years won't take a toll on your body. If anything, it'll keep you young (especially if you're a celebrity). If you're an average woman with lots of kids and a stressful job, of course you'll be tired and worn out. But if you're Kate Beckinsale who has no stress in her life and her only responsibility is to take care of her ONE child, That's nothing.
Besides, Halle Berry is 42! Women don't recover after a pregnancy that fast once they pass 35, but look at Halle.
I know you're a big Kate fan, but don't be biased, especially when you don't know anything about women, pregnancies, and their abilities to recover [mentally and physically] after a child!
Halle is 7 years old and had her child a lot older in life than Kate.
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***7 years OLDER
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Don't worry Katie..I'm still your fan. Although Halle does look scrumptious on this pictures, but still Katie looks prettier, and classier. But whoever of the two that hits me first I'll take....lol
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I think Halle Berry has always looked a little softer than Kate Beckinsale, but they are both lovely.
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Move along. Nothing to see here. Esquire has already decided. Keep it moving, people...
http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/halle-berry-sexiest-woman-ali...
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Word to da mother!
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Halle Berry has the HOTTEST body ever. She is such a beautiful woman it is ridiculous. Kate is too, but I like Halle better
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Who are the mofo's voting for Kate? sure Kate is hot, but voting her over Halle...Really??
c'mon, have a word with yourself
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Give Beckinsale a sugar cube and give Berry the win. Hands down!
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http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/berryyy__oPt.jpg ....look at this pic of Halle Berry, I couldn't copy the pic for some reason. Halle all the way w/o a doubt
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she was just voted hottest woman in esquire
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Who cares about mags like Esquire, obsessively read by juveniles in need of mental and physical masturbation stimuli? Kate has class, finesse, a lady, hot and tight yet still feminine as can be. Halle is some hot chica who has a history of going for the wrong men and may be sexy but doesn't inspire a man towards higher levels. Actually her crazy look scares the shit out of me.
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That should be The Bastardly's new byline.
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whatever. She is 42 and looks amazing, even better than a lot of girls half her age. Its a matter of opinion so relax, you seem a little flustered
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i HATE kate to me she is ugly and never will think she is hot EVER.
im of course going to go with halle
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KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE
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WTF MAN!???? Halle all the way. Theres no contest. You are all crazy.
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My god that woman is pale. Not cute.
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Likely that nobody will ever read this, but I'd like to be the strawberry in that Neapolitan ice cream sandwich.
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