Gisele Bundchen @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
Posted on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 11:30am by Moelicious

There are two rumors floating around & you can decide which, if any, is true...
#1. Gisele is dating Tom Brady for one reason: Increase her marketability to multiple markets. Basically, her network is extremely strong with his name into the mix. Adriana should take note & try to pounce on LeBron James rather than Marko Jaric.
#2. Gisele & Tom Brady are getting married very soon. We can't see this being true b/c it comes down to her marketability once again. She's 10x more marketable as a single hottie than as a taken hottie. Heidi Klum is an exception, damn it!!
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why would she go with a hairdo like that given she already looks like a dude? i doubt she is with him to be more marketable...bitch only dates A-listers cuz she is greedy and shallow like that...she probably loves him and wanna have his lil babies
and and they make a good couple because she is so skinny and he is big...i gotta get me a big guy
She looks beautiful here and her body is smoking. Tom Brady is fucking oooglay. I don't get why I used to think he was hot. She would look better with a shorter guy.
If Adriana wanted more money she could have just married Prince Wence and taken share in his estimated fortune of $4 billion. Would have made Gisele's fortune look like peanuts. But Adriana is not a material girl. In fact, Adriana doesn't give a shit about that kind of stuff. The most expensive thing she owns is a designer bag worth 2K (according to herself). She doesn't even have a car. If you look at events, she keeps wearing the same dresses and accessories over and over again. Gisele is just a money-grubbing attention whore. And a good one at that.
she looks good here, but she would have looked better with her hair down
loooooooooooooooove the dress.
but the face needs to go.
Anyone know Leonardo dicaprio's height?
The face looks weird. Maybe a brown bag would be a nice accessory for that dress.
#7
"And the Sun also reported the reason Gisele Bundchen broke with Leo was (in her own words) "My ideal man has to be taller than me".
He's just under 6 feet, I believe.
As far as I know, she's more famous than Brady.
@ 9. He dumped her. She likes telling otherwise.
#10
yea, think so too :)
Here's Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady as they rank on Google based on search trends.
www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+gisele+bundchen%2C+tom+brady
Adriana owns them both and she's not putting in half the effort.
^ hahaha...oh my god...that was amazing...i wish Lima was more ambitious and greedy...i really wanna see her taking over the world! God knows what she is capable of if she tried a little.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+gisele+bundchen&ctab=0&ge...
this one is super drastic
even more drastic
http://www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+alessandra+ambrosio&ctab=...
sorry, Ale fans
*now, omega gets on google nonstop and searches for Ale to increase her search data*
yea, I've posted it before. On Google Adriana is basically head-to-head with Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum who are big celebrities with their own mainstream TV shows. Go figure.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+heidi+klum%2C+tyra+banks&...
But try putting in Britney Spears and watch her flatten everything else ;D
http://www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+heidi+klum%2C+tyra+banks%...
Yuck...she's got saggy tits...ugly face, but a nice butt...I just wish I had the $$$$ in both of their saving accounts....
^ and in addition to that, Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum have been around for a lot longer...they increase the search results because of their other things like you said...also, those 2 are much older than her, been around more and one has already retired from modelling. Adriana's search results are based on nothing but her hotness since she doesn't have any side projects going on...damn, I love my girl haha
^ damn, that was one messed up post...i got a little excited haha but yeah, you get my point
yup, and I agree. Hotness alone.
The difference is
Gisele is a hit with gay men in the fashion industry. Adriana is a hit with straight men across the world.
Fashion Industry < The World
ummm no offense but what does adriana lima have to do with this?? i love adriana but um she has nothing to do with gisele bundchen. if gisele fans came out and started praising gisele on adriana posts and comparing the two, i know you adriana fans would freak out and verbally beat the shit out of them
come on, be fair
No offense, but if Moelicious didn't want Adriana to be brought up in this thread, then he shouldn't have started the thread post by writing:
But my bet is that's exactly what he wanted :)
---- lust lust .... is what we wake up
That is malicious
I am saddened to see this couple as much hated and besieged
SSE both deserve it
Tom is very intelligent for football
but on women
libidinoso is an immoral and ignorant
Yeah still theres no need to come out and bash gisele and make assumptions (that shes dating ppl for the wrong reasons, ect) and start comparing adriana and gisele.
adriana being searched more on google still has nothing to do with what moe said
dont get me wrong, say whatever the hell you want, i dont give a shit. but i noticed that you adriana fans freak out when any non fans come onto adriana posts and start comparing other models to adriana and when they do other shit like that.
so come on... dont be a hypocrite. lets be fair
So?
What you just wrote has nothing to do with what Moe said either.
Conversations are a pretty organic matter. One thing leads to the next.
But what brought Adriana into this in the first place was Moe's comment.
(which you obviously missed)
"There's no need to bash Gisele"
What are you? Dalai Lama?
How can she increase her marketability to multiple markets by dating Tom Brady?
He is only well known in the USA.
When she first started dating him, his girlfriend at the time, Bridget Moynahan, was pregnant with Brady's kid. He left her for Gisele.
I'm not here to comment one way or the other on expectant-father poaching, but I doubt that Gisele was thinking that was a "marketable" move. I don't think anyone would do that for the money. I think it was probably a tough decision for them to pursue a relationship and just one of those unstoppable things.
Is this one of those things I'm being totally effin' naive about?
PS: During this year's superbowl I taught my daughter to say, "Bastard!" whenever she heard the words "Tom Brady", so don't imagine I'm positively biased toward them as a couple. I'm not. I just have a grain of probably misplaced faith in human beings is all.
hahah pstroyer. no i dont care what you say about gisele. i am not a gisele fan. i love adriana and am an adriana fan but i think youre a hypocrite. if youre gonna go on gisele posts and bring up irrelevant adriana shit then you have no right to get offended when adriana haters come along to adri posts.
theres no need to ccomment on gisele posts if youre gonna say shit like that because you know youre just gonna start fights and you dont like it when stuff like this happens on adriana posts, do you?
fair is fair!
her face is actually almost bearable here. i thought she was going to look gross judging from the first pic, but it's not bad. her body's still pretty blah, minus the ass. she has no hips at all. not my cup of tea.
For a Brazilian girl, she's rather plain.
#31
And what makes you think I can't handle haters in Adriana's threads?
There's always haters in Adriana's threads (with few exceptions). If I couldn't handle haters in her threads, do you think I would keep sending in Adriana stuff to this site? There's Adriana fan sites out there consisting of only die-hard Adriana fans. If I couldn't tolerate the haters, don't you think I'd just stick to those sites?
Hell, I've said negative things about Adriana myself. But maybe that makes me a hypocritical traitor?!
Moe brought Adriana into this thread. Not me.
One of her parent should have mixed up with something more exotic.
Joker smile
she's wearing that dress, love it. and for people who say her hair should have been down don't know sh*t about fashion, she is showing the back of the dress
blah-blah-balh-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-i know everything-blah-blah-blah-blah-balh-im d55 cockeyed whore big fishlip mouth-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
could she be any hotter???
@ #17 her boobs aren't that saggy actually, and i hate her. you probably look at them now without implants and think they look saggy compared to when she had them in, now they look totally different. even now thought they definitely aren't saggy. just wanted to clear that up. i take personal offense seeing as her boobs are her only redeeming quality!
oh yeah and she actually looks like a male to female surgery patient here instead of her usual male self.
That shoulder blade. Eugh.
she is the ugliest supermodel ever. the only reason why she's even up there is because of leo. if adriana dated brad pitt, she'll be number 1.
haha Moe always does that! He did it in the past, too...he just loves drama and is being his bastard-self...i'm thinking kenny is new around here
check out these:
bastardly.com/2008-gisele-bundchen-tops-forbes-top-earning-supermodels-list-0501?page=0,0
bastardly.com/2008-gisele-bundchen-wants-you-to-buy-ipanema-sandals-0429?page=0,1
bastardly.com/2008-does-leonardo-dicaprio-want-a-threesome-w-gisele-bar-refaeli-0422?page=0,0
bastardly.com/2008-gisele-bundchen-pimps-the-vogue-eyewear-play-everyday-campaign-in-ibiza-0328?page=0,0
bastardly.com/gisele-man-slave-tom-brady-ermenegildo-zegna-store-opening?page=0,0
bastardly.com/archives/2008/02/21/gisele-bundchen-backstage-michael-kors-fashion-show?page=0,0
yoyoyo2000, you are wrong.
Some people were born to be stars. Gisele is an example.
Who would imagine that a very poor child from a tiny city of South America would be found on the streets and become the richest supermodel of the world?
With or without Leo and Tom Brady, Gisele would be the number 1. She was huge before them both since she was a TEENAGER.
"Her debut on the cover of the July 1999 issue of Vogue magazine, and the accompanying editorial entitled, "The Return of the Sexy Model" is widely viewed as marking the end of the fashion's "heroin chic" era. She graced the cover again in November and December of that year. She won the VH1/Vogue Model of the Year for 1999, and a January 2000 cover gave her the rare honor of three consecutive Vogue covers.[11] In 1999, she was the fourth model in history to grace the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, when she was named "the most beautiful girl in the world".
Gisele has talent, intelligence and was born to be the number 1.
Well, my personal favorite supermodels are Adriana and Alessandra, btw.
all hail the superior race.
Seems like almost half the male commenter's are pro-Giselle. I think that most men who think she has beauty have about as much taste in their feet!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! PURE PERFECTION! hands down the best looking woman of the night! but whats new???? her face is so gorgeous, her body is to die for and the dress fits her perfectly. quit comparing gisele and adriana. they are completely different types of models Gisele is a SUPERMODEL and Adriana is a lingerie model. they have dfferent looks and different body types. they shouldn't ever even be compared. you either prefer gisele or adriana. I prefer Gisele and so does the whole entire fashion industry. point blank
fat ugly girls, quit being jealous. stop all this face crap. she has a beautiful face! I wish I could walk down the streets and actually see faces as half as pretty as hers and unique and exotic. lol all we see is a bunch of fat faces everywhere.
whoever said chiseled cheekbones was a bad thing??? lol its one of the highest cosmetic surgeries. cheek implants, chin implants. it's definitely a WANTED trait! last time I cheked no one gets chipmunk cheel implants..lol everyone wants to be chiseled and Gisele was just born that way, damn her. don't hate her hate her parents!
Adriana is more than a lingerie model. She has a multi-million dollar contract with Maybelline. Also, early in her career she did fashion. Remember that Gisele also did VS for years as well and it has been just a year since she left VS.
In fact, Adriana should not even be on this post. They are different. A reflection of the diversity in Brazil.
On a side note, Gisele is doing the sideboob...
@ 17 saggy tits?!!!! HAHAHAHAHA ok buddy, you need to stop going to those strip clubs eventhough it is probably your only chance of seeing girls naked but her boobs are amazing...face not so much but smoking bod...oh and MOE WTF mini rack camera????? that's a mini rack???? she is called the boobs, I dont think she earned that name cos she has a mini rack....you should focus more on people like mena suvari or miranda kerr, THAT's a mini rack!!
Adriana Lima ís a monster without make up, hands down.
Seen her many times with her "curlywassap" horrid natural hair. It is like a bad eagle nest.
More on her, she has yellow teeth and class is something she needs to learn. By the way, tha fact she comes from a poor family is not an excuse.
S=he can date Lenny, Prince, an europena fake prince.. she can even say she is a virgin on the cover of a cheap MEN magazine... but she will never have Gisele´s fame, money or looks.
Other than thta, she is sweet.
Clap clap for the biggest bimbo in lingerie world. Go Lima!!!
53 is onto something here. I was on a tour of The Limited Brands in Columbus, OH with a friend of mine who works there. She pointed out Adriana and some other model as they were entering the area to get ready for a photo shoot. Her natural hair is a disaster. I don't remember the yellow teeth part and I've never seen her close enough to do the class vs. no-class thing but I'll take brazilians's word for it.
She really does look awesome here, and I don't even like her
pstroyer
it depends on the search engine, I have seen charts like those and for Microsoft Ale is actually higher than Adriana.
Gisele has an awful hairstyle here, just awful, the wet slick look is horrible on girls anyways.
#53
Brazilians love Gisele. She's their little darling. Brazilian press don't give much attention to Adriana and Alessandra at all, it's all Gisele, Gisele, Gisele.
Young Adriana, pre-makeup:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/pre-makeup.jpg
Wow, such a monster!
Gisele on the other hand has a man-face, with or without make-up.
And who gives a crap if Adriana gets her hair straightened. Most African-American celebrities get their hair straightened. I love her thick, dark mane and wouldn't trade it for Gisele's blah-colored fairy wig.
plus, saying that Adriana is high as she is in search results based solely on looks is like a back handed slap.
Gisele is a smart business woman, supermodel, the world's only ubermodel, has her own business, and highest contracts ever, richest supermodel EVER!
Heidi had mutiple high paying contracts, had 3 kids, her own businessES,
she has her own show and hosts it.
Tyra had mutiple high paying contracts, has her own charity and girls camps, had her own show which she produces and hosts, and runs her website.
Adriana has 2 high paying contracts and is pretty (until she is old)
makes adriana looks not as smart, business savvy, hard working, or as successful as the others doesn't it?
#55
For Microsoft? You'll have to provide some evidence. Google is the biggest search engine in the world. Fuck Microsoft.
that dress!!!!!!!! it's gorgeous, perfect I love it...Gisele looks perfect in it, I don't like her boyfriend however because he is jerk for leaving his pregnant girlfriend, and he is fug!
omega Adriana is already losing her looks and she's not even 30. She looks so much different than she did when she was younge.r
microsoft search
http://search.live.com/xrank/results.aspx?q=adriana+lima&form=QBCR
http://search.live.com/xrank/results.aspx?q=alessandra+ambrosio&form=QBC...
http://search.live.com/xrank/results.aspx?q=tyra+banks&form=QBCR
adriana is the lowest of the Ale, Adriana, and Tyra.
britney spears dominates them all
http://search.live.com/xrank/results.aspx?q=britney+spears&form=QBCR
Links says "temporarily unavailable", besides Live Search is like the most unreliable search engine out there. And it doesn't give you search trend statistics, does it?
As for #57:
Why do you think I wrote:
here:
http://www.bastardly.com/2008-gisele-bundchen-tops-forbes-top-earning-su...
I have respect for Heidi. But come on, at the end of the day they're just models. I became a "fan" of Adriana because of her looks. For the brain part I admire a lot of writers, scientists, film directors, pioneers, musicians etc. I'm not going to fall down my chair in admiration because Gisele was able to slap her name on someone else's sandals. Fuck that shit.
pstroyer
ok I see what your saying now
so you fall down in your chair in adrmiration and worship a complete stranger of her beauty??
is this what you mean?
I don't think I could EVER do that because beauty NEVER really lasts beyond a few years.
for her beauty****
Prince Vince is the first cousin and nephew of the people with the power and money.
so I don't know if he would EVER have 4 billion dollars
distant family members of his have all the power and money.
he still gets taken care of though
pstroyer
is Gisele a money grubbing attention whore because she dates famous/rich guys???
newsflash, most models do that, including adriana.
oh and can you post more pics of adriana, I haven't seen her wear the same dress twice at events before.
#64
I'm a guy. You don't think I can admire physical beauty in women without adding all sorts of other factors to the equation?
Young Adriana, along with a few other representatives of the female species (in their primes), stand for me as the epitome of physical beauty.
The fact that the fashion industry has put Gisele on a pedestal and fed her a lot of money is not particularly admirable to me.
And I don't come to this site to appreciate intellectual matters.
#66
Yea, I know that and I wasn't sure I recalled correctly either, but according to Forbes:
"The former girlfriend of rocker Lenny Kravitz is now reportedly dating Prince Wence of Lichtenstein, heir to a royal fortune Forbes estimates at $4 billion."
http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/53/C3P8.html
And I know that quote is ambiguous, but that's where I got it from, probably. Anyway, doesn't matter.
Gisele has also said in an interview once that she laughs whenever she sees the Forbes list.
She said something to the extent of "If I made all that money I wouldn't be working anymore. I would be enjoying my retirement on the countryside."
#69
You said you're a woman. Clearly you're attracted to men :)
Yes, and Adriana's hair looks better than Gisele's 99% of the time in my opinion. The fact that she can go Afro if she wants just gives her more versatility in her looks. Gisele can't look different races the way Adriana can.
No one really gives a flying fuck about Brazil and what you think down there in the melting pot. Adriana is world famous. Caroline Trentini is a fucking no-name -- which explains why you failed to spell her last name properly.
that dude kinda looks like what leonardo would look like... if leonardo had testosterone
pstroyer
thanks, and I see exactly what you mean!
But for what exact reason do you think Gisele is "money grubbing attention whore?" I heard she can be a real bitch sometimes, but I haven't heard of attention whore or greedy.
How old was adriana in that pic you posted?
can you post the pics of adriana wearing the same dress twice??
I have never seen her do that before.
Random thoughts:
Gisele's face not aging well, but the body is still good, like the dress.
Gisele left Leo for Kelly Slater who is 2 inches shorter than she is, often the physical description a woman gives of her ideal man is much different than the man she falls head over heels for.
Celebrity claims of wealth are very dubious, Paris hilton was flat broke, ran through her trust by 19, which is why she reinvented herself as a celebrity to make money, Trump was accused in a book of being worth only 250 million, and he didn't sue because it was true. Stavros Niarchos and Paris Latsis, are very, very, junior heirs under Greek law, and probably not worth 100 million between them. I could go on and on, I know many bankers, and many of these people are full of shit. Forbes has gone on record that much of the data used to compile their lists are provided by those on the list, and Trump is notorious for arguing hire, so the doubled the estimate to avoid his daily tirades.
^*higher
Adriana rules. Of course at a publicity event she doesn't wear the same dress twice, because give her clothes to wear for the event.
Gisele has a masculine face.
End of discussion.
#74
Yea, I agree a lot of it is blown out of proportion like I hinted at in
...hinted at in #70.
he likes putting his dick into other men. its obvious. notice how his passing atempts have been going UP every year since he started in tghe league?
HM....
#71
"You said you're a woman. Clearly you're attracted to men :)"
I do but I am not interested. Sorry!
And Gisele makes my brothers horny every day.
Adriana? Just another plain bimbo who needs to stop pouting...
"Yes, and Adriana's hair looks better than Gisele's 99% of the time in my opinion. The fact that she can go Afro if she wants just gives her more versatility in her looks. Gisele can't look different races the way Adriana can."
Fact is that Adriana NEVER wants to go Afro. She already said it embarrasses her.
The only time she goes Afro is when she wakes up and after 5 minutes she is using her hair drawer.
Adriana can only look the race she is: AFRO. Finito
"No one really gives a flying fuck about Brazil and what you think down there in the melting pot. Adriana is world famous. Caroline Trentini is a fucking no-name -- which explains why you failed to spell her last name properly."
Wow... we have here superior American. Amazing. God bless the KING. Hail Hitler!!!!!
Let´s say Adriana is very famous in the world because she looks pretty cheap and MEN love to think they can shagg a lingerie bimbo every time they see her in those trashy stuff.
Caroline TrentinI (ops, am I right now?) is famous in the fashion world because she is classy looking and is a fashion model.
Just like Gisele.
Adriana looks like she cant afford a 200 bucks pair of jeans.
That poor baiana... Ughhh.
I'm Brazilian, and I don't like Gisele. Don't generalize, you fucking racist jealous cunt.
You can't accuse user #71 of being racist if you're making worse comments than his, just take a look at your own stupid nazi comments:
"Seen her many times with her "curlywassap" horrid natural hair".
She can have the hair she wants, if she wants to straighten it, that's her goddam own business.
"That poor baiana... Ughhh".
So now we have a proud "gaúcha" here? Do you want to found your own "Republic of the Pampas" like that pathetic psychopath (Marx whatever his name is) from Rio Grande do Sul, you fucking idiot? Perhaps you're the one who runs Gisele's fan site?
"Adriana looks like she cant afford a 200 bucks pair of jeans".
Trust me, she looks like she can afford YOU. To clean her house. No, wait, to clean her dog's poop.
And why do people have to bring other models when the post is about Bündchen? She's a more talented model than Lima. Period. Lima is prettier than her. Period. Get the fuck over it.
Oh my Leonard Cohen, I just happened to notice this precious quote of yours:
"Fact is that Adriana NEVER wants to go Afro. She already said it embarrasses her.
The only time she goes Afro is when she wakes up and after 5 minutes she is using her hair drawer.
Adriana can only look the race she is: AFRO. Finito".
What's wrong with being Afro? For instance, I'm not black, I'm a Portuguese descendent, does that make me worth less than you, Ms. Whore Goebbels?
You know what? Fuck you. With a big, fat, black cock. Right up your Arian white ass.
"You know what? Fuck you. With a big, fat, black cock. Right up your Arian white ass."
As I said, a cheap brazilian traveco. you are the perfect example why people bash the country.
"And Gisele makes my brothers horny every day."
that was the nastiest shit i've read in a long ass time...so the hardness of your brother's cock is what determines who is hot? why the fuck would you even bring your brother and his hard cock into this? do you jerk him off or something? fucking creep
shit, never mind...it aint even one brother but more...yeah, nothing like your brothers' hard cocks
@ 84. Again. Fuck you. I mentioned the ass because that will hurt.
A big, fat one...to split you in half.
"What's wrong with being Afro? For instance, I'm not black, I'm a Portuguese descendent, does that make me worth less than you, Ms. Whore Goebbels?"
hun, you are so illiterate that makes me puke.
what the hell my sentence has to do with racism???
It is a FACT what Adriana said about her horrid hair.
I dont like her kind of hair. Period. It does not make me a racist you bigot.
She is AFRO. Period. It does noy make a racist you pig.
brazilian,
who gives a shit about adriana's hair? i mean, seriously? how does that affect her hotness in any way? that is something you can get fixed within 20 mins with one blow-dry...I have pretty thick hair and if a bitch is giving me a hard time about my hair, that is pure jealousy because thats the only "flaw" she can find in me...and if that is the only "flaw", I have, damn, I must be one hot bitch.
"hun, you are so illiterate that makes me puke.
what the hell my sentence has to do with racism???
It is a FACT what Adriana said about her horrid hair.
I dont like her kind of hair. Period. It does not make me a racist you bigot.
She is AFRO. Period. It does noy make a racist you pig".
Excuse me???? Was that your only quote about her ethnicity?
You are a racist, admit it and go fuck yourself. Remember: with a big, fat cock.
"Adriana looks like she cant afford a 200 bucks pair of jeans.
That poor baiana... Ughhh."
LOL that one was really funny given she makes millions and you know it, too...stop showing your jealousy. If you didnt find her pretty, you'd say i dont find her pretty and move the fuck on...writing low blow comments like that show you are jealous.
"that was the nastiest shit i've read in a long ass time...so the hardness of your brother's cock is what determines who is hot? why the fuck would you even bring your brother and his hard cock into this? do you jerk him off or something? fucking creep"
Hy Dalai Lama. Welcome to this forum. When you realise what I meant than I can give you a candy.
^ yeah ok incest whore...still waiting for a response as to why you'd bring your brothers' cocks into this...what a nasty bitch of a sister are you...i bet seeing their cocks get hard excites you...you seemed a little too proud of your brothers' hard cocks right there...fucking gross
Oh my Tom Waits, I just noticed "brazilian" is online while Omega is offline.
"LOL that one was really funny given she makes millions and you know it, too...stop showing your jealousy. If you didnt find her pretty, you'd say i dont find her pretty and move the fuck on...writing low blow comments like that show you are jealous."
Ok, if it makes you feel better, there I go:
Adriana is ugly and on top of that, she looks like she cant affor a 200 bucks pair of jeans... even if she has zillions plus trillions and gazillions.
"yeah ok incest whore...still waiting for a response as to why you'd bring your brothers' cocks into this...what a nasty bitch of a sister are you...i bet seeing their cocks get hard excites you...you seemed a little too proud of your brothers' hard cocks right there...fucking gross"
Really, it seems you are the one a WAY too linked in my brothers dicks...
LMAOOOOO.
let's move onto the next post...answer that one for me...
i mean, do you basically just show pix of models to your brothers when they are sitting butt naked in front of you...and seeing how much above the sea level their cocks rise shows the hotness level of each model...is that how your apparatus works? do enlighten me
96,
me? yeah, sure, you got me...nothing like a cock that i cant see...very hot...it's YOU that is so consumed with your brothers' cocks that you'd bring that shit into this...incest!!!!!!!!!
The most ironic thing is: I do think Gisele models better than Adriana. I have never been an Adriana fan, but the woman is gorgeous, for crying out loud. Accept it. Criticize her for her modelling skills, not her looks...because she's pretty damn flawless, you jealous cunt.
I hate Gisele's character yet I can admit she is the most talented model. Why do you have to hate Adriana so much? Why do you have to make racist remarks if you claim you're not a racist loose-cunted whore?
^ That is the difference between a jealous cunt and you. You can admit man-face is a better model while still finding Adriana beautiful...come on, Eve...we major in spotting jealous bitches...why you gotta question the bitch?
wow...I let that for your own practices. You are a master honey... congrats
Is your father in it too? Or maybe mum to fill your lesbo urges?
do tell....
Do you use your curly horrid hair in that fantasies too? Curious....
^ ok...you can't be saved..damn stupid, damn creepy and damn jealous...then you say Eve gives brazilians a bad name? shit, by the looks of it, your posting under the "brazilian" and arguing like a 10 year old just did more harm to your country's rep than anything else on here. Now, I am off and believe you will, too....you know to jigi jigi jigi jerk off your brothers' cocks
and arguing like a 10 year old
looks whos talking... the 11 yo one.
@ 101. Sweetie, you're the one who mentioned family and how close you are to your brothers' erections.
But well...to each their own, if you want to ride your brothers' cocks, fine by me.
eve querida... when I mentioned my brothers horniness was a figure of speech to say thet find Gisele hot and I know that even pretending you guys did not get it I know you did.
so, D55 is in a great effort to make it sound like incest or something of the kind and you, just to give her a support is following her on that. Predictable.
About Adriana, I dont like her looks and neither her hair. My opinion.
If I make some comments that may sound racist it is on the eye of the beholder. People see what they want to see. Wassap is a very useful word among African americans so it was just a way to say her hair is curly. NOTHING ELSE.
Remember, you start the offenses and not me. My post was not even adressed to you.
Thanks.
Brazilian,
Your comments are ridiculous!
You should be pround of the race diversity of our country.
Adriana Lima is gorgeous and reveals the mix of Brazil in her look!
Pstroyer,
I admire Gisele success and I think she deserves it, but Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are my favorite supermodels.
See ... maybe Gisele is the most popular supermodel, but not necessarily the favorite. ;-)
In fact I think Adriana Lima makes more money working out of Brazil ... that is why she is not very known here ... that is her choice ...
Alessandra Ambrosio was kind of unknown here too, but since last year she started to make some campaigns in the country.
"Your comments are ridiculous!
You should be pround of the race diversity of our country.
Adriana Lima is gorgeous and reveals the mix of Brazil in her look!"
Jesus Christ... I dont like Adriana´s looks for God sack.
I LOVE Emanuela de Paula looks... Brazilian and afro-descendent.
I LOVE Lyia Kebede looks... african girl.
Your comment is ridiculous because you cant understand the difference between taste and be proud of race.
Filhinha (da puta)...no, I'm not from Piauí...but thanks for showing once more you're a fucking racist loose-cunted whore.
And wassap? Seriously, that's so many years ago. I get it, cutie pie, you've been an exchanged student for a while.
Plus, you're a way too much into travecos. Is one your brothers a traveco? Does he belong to "Torcida Independente"?
I only regret having assumed you're Omega, the regular Lima hater. At least she doesn't think she's the shit. You do. And you are: the shit (soppy shit).
Now go back to your ABC's "Uaitxi Páuer" group meeting...
P.S.: I want to hire your maid. I could work as her manager and brain (just like Mônica Monteiro was for Bündchen).
Filhinha (da puta)...no, I'm not from Piauí...but thanks for showing once more you're a fucking racist loose-cunted whore.
And wassap? Seriously, that's so many years ago. I get it, cutie pie, you've been an exchanged student for a while.
Plus, you're a way too much into travecos. Is one your brothers a traveco? Does he belong to "Torcida Independente"?
I only regret having assumed you're Omega, the regular Lima hater. At least she doesn't think she's the shit. You do. And you are: the shit (soppy shit).
Now go back to your ABC's "Uaitxi Páuer" group meeting...
IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY, SERGIPANA! Once a cheap loser... always cheap.
"Jesus Christ... I dont like Adriana´s looks for God sack.
I LOVE Emanuela de Paula looks... Brazilian and afro-descendent.
I LOVE Lyia Kebede looks... african girl.
Your comment is ridiculous because you cant understand the difference between taste and be proud of race".
Why haven't you mentioned that before? That would make your comment sound much more reasonable! Why have you pointed out Adriana's "flaws" that are related to her ethinicity? And that fact she's from Bahia, why is that a problem for you? I don't like Bahia's music, I hate the fucking Bahia's native's stereotype, but they have every right to be proud of who they are.
Uaitxi Páuer, Uaitxi Páuer*!!! Fuck you.
*That's how you guys pronounce it.
ahhhhhhhhh... now I saw the filhinha (da puta) remark funny.
I dont recall being your sister sugar... for the record.
You probably dont even know your real mother.
tom brady is a patriots quarterback, in september 2008, the NFL season '08 starts there, why they fucking lost the superbowl 42 last year, because they fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, woe me, oh...
"Once a cheap loser... always cheap". Correction: "Once a cheap loser, always a cheap loser". And that would be you.
Sorry dear, your English is not as good as you think it is. After your Uaitxi Páuer's group meeting, take some more classes at Fisk, or C.C.A.A.? Or Wizard?
Vá se foder, caralho!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Jesus Christ... I dont like Adriana´s looks for God sack.
I LOVE Emanuela de Paula looks... Brazilian and afro-descendent.
I LOVE Lyia Kebede looks... african girl.
Your comment is ridiculous because you cant understand the difference between taste and be proud of race".
Why haven't you mentioned that before? That would make your comment sound much more reasonable! Why have you pointed out Adriana's "flaws" that are related to her ethinicity? And that fact she's from Bahia, why is that a problem for you? I don't like Bahia's music, I hate the fucking Bahia's native's stereotype, but they have every right to be proud of who they are.
Uaitxi Páuer, Uaitxi Páuer*!!! Fuck you.
*That's how you guys pronounce it.
PEACE. Hate Bahia... and it just happened to be Adriana´s land.
NOTHING ELSE. Baiana could be mineira, Goiana, paranaense... whatever.
I'm not from Bahia, nor Piauí, nor Sergipe. Keep guessing and show me all your ridiculous hate.
Vá se foder, caralho!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tks. Never said or thought my English is good or perfect.
Let me remind you:
"IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY, SERGIPANA!". You're wrong. Twice.
But yes, your English is good. I only wish you didn't go on a racist rant against ethnicities, working classes and origins.
I take all my words back this moment.
Let´s say I dont like Adriana and that is it.
I prefer Gisele instead and over Gisele, I prefer Isabeli and over Isabeli I pick Iman, the somaly former supermodel, the most amazing woman on planet. IMO.
Not important where you come from... sorry again.
Hey, Eve ... What is your problem with the "torcida independente"?!?
Eu sou São Paulina ... e posso te afirmar que os torcedores do meu time no geral são muito machos e gatos ... quando você a São Paulo eu te mostro, lindinha ... ;-) heheeh
Brazilian,
Be careful with your comments ... you really seemed a bit unpolite and racist ...
Now, let's stop the fight and just appreciate all types of beauty!
Alrightie then. I don't like Gisele's character, but I admit she's pretty damn talented in what she does. Could be less greedy and not having signed up with Blackglama (a fur company). And yes, I think she's beautiful in an exotic way (e.g.: I like her nose).
Adriana is gorgeous, in my opinion. She's not versatile though. Usually makes the very same cute, pouty faces or the overly sexy ones.
Best model ever is Cindy Crawford, she could work the runway just like the sexy lingerie's photo shoots. However, my favorite has always been Karen Mulder and the Brazilian model I actually like is Caroline Ribeiro.
Before I leave and just for the record: I hate "axé", hate the endless Carnival from that state and I f*cking hate forró. You haven't been talking to the typical "forrozeira", so...peace.
*Unless you root for Palmeiras, then I want you to die. Slowly and painfully.
***quando você vier a São Paulo
Eve .... Palmeiras? Noooooo .... hehehe
Our biggest rivals!
Well, this is a site to discuss football! Let's stop!
Have a good night, gatinha!
@ 122. Pô, estava apenas usando uma das ofensas mais usadas pelas torcidas paulistas. Vocês não nos chamam de gambás e bandidos?
P.S.: Já viu as piadas no Kibe Loco sobre o episódio Ronaldo? Impagáveis. Meus favoritos: capa da revista "Varas" e a comemoração do Flamengo "bi" (Ronaldo photoshopado embaixo de Obina, acho...: "Eu também").
*o correto é "impolite".
@ 122. Pô, estava apenas reciclando uma das ofensas mais usadas pelas torcidas paulistas. Vocês não nos chamam de gambás e bandidos natos?
P.S.: Já viu as piadas no Kibe Loco sobre o episódio Ronaldo? Impagáveis. Meus favoritos: capa da revista "Varas" e a comemoração do Flamengo "bi". Ronaldo: "Eu também" (photoshopado embaixo de Obina, acho...).
*o correto é "impolite".
**O "marido" de Andréia Albertine disse que "ela" era são-paulina...não pude deixar de rir, sorry.
Meu comentário #121 foi direcionado a "brazilian". Eu estava entretida com as bobagens do Kibe Loco e demorei a escrever o comentário, ficou parecendo que era com você.
hahaha
I did not see yet ... but I will look for the jokes ... Poor Ronaldo!
I will hire you to teach me english ... ;-)
Sorry, didn't mean to sound conceited. But you know how they behave here whenever a "non American" makes spelling mistakes.
Frankly, I'm not sorry for him. That's the same guy who said once that the only things he carried with him when he was travelling were his credit cards. Because according to him "carrying luggage was for poor people".
Hey girls.... viva o CORINTHIANS....sorry.
Eve. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Caroline Ribeiro.... her first Dior campaign is timeless. Hope she could be back in her full engine.
Forró... I like it (Jesus, I said that!!!!!).
Have a good night.
Eve
brazilian is not me
I ever spell it "brasilian"
that is certainly NOT ME
"And Gisele makes my brothers horny every day."
that is absolutely disgusting and would never say shit like that.
Eve, thanks for sending me a post saying sorry you thought it was me.
Eve
brazilian is not me
I even spell it "brasilian"
that is certainly NOT ME
"And Gisele makes my brothers horny every day."
that is absolutely disgusting and would never say shit like that.
Eve, thanks for sending me a post saying sorry you thought it was me.
wow all, rather that!! STFU!!!!!!!! jesus christ!
You all are efficng jealous of these models..each one have their own glow and you are wasting your time iepying here!
go get a life morons!
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