Gemma Atkinson Brings The Afternoon Links!

These look old. Who's all of a sudden become thirsty?
- Annalynne McCord’s Pussy Exposed!!! [HollywoodTuna]
- Most Bad-Ass Patrick Swayze Movie Roles [CO-ED Magazine]
- How About Some More Lohan Ronson [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Brad Pitt Reveals Secret To Winning Over George Clooney [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lynne, Maddie, and Jamie Lynn Spears in McComb, Mississippi [Celebslam]

- 5 Ways To Save Blockbuster Video [Complex]
- Which OC Housewife Is Leaving The Show Forever?! [Dlisted]
- Blake Fielder-Civil Back in Jail [Yeeah]
- Victoria Beckham Disses Spice Girls For Fashion [Derek Hail]
- Anne Hathaway is low-cut [The Blemish]

- De verboden in 2009 [Flabber]
- Kim Kardashian Might Do Playboy Again [Celeb Parasite]
- Miley Cyrus wants emancipation from her family [Cele|bitchy]
- Top 10 stupid gifts from chickens to toilet golf [The Bastardly Society]

- FUNNIEST FAMILY GUY MOMENTS OF ALL TIME [Manofest]
- Holly Madison Has Seen Better Days [The Grumpiest]
- Sean Avery Is A Prick Part 23 [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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30 Scandalous Comments

Gemma, no. Shandi, yes.

JTchicago
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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I like Gemma and I like Shandi.

Razorblade Tongue
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 12:00am
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I'd like Shandi and Peanutbutter.

JTchicago
Sunday, December 7th, 2008 @ 8:28pm
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I love me some Gemma!!!!

Young CEO
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:49pm
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I HEART BRITISH FUCK PIGS

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 7:03pm
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Face is so-so, but her boobs and figure are to die for.

Rhonda
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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Massive boobs that are just awesome.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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She's fucking hot. I'm hard now...

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:32pm
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Ronaldo hit that. He's hotter than her.

Go Home And Get Ya Fucking Shinebox
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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The Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge DVD (4 disc set) just arrived today.

So here is my testimonial...

Who says being a Bastard doesn't pay off? After the years of enjoyment that this site has given me. I was surprised to be one of the winners they picked for the "Caption This Bitches" contest.

A little under 3 weeks later this docked on my doorstep...

No doubt the DVD will provide me with... *reads the back of the box* ...over 8 hours of enjoyment (depending on if I'm willing to rub one out to the special features).

Become a registered Bastard today and win!!!

~r.j. MT

ninja...
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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dude... no fair... i'm still waiting for mine to arrive, DAMNIT!!!!

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:01pm
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Damn, I got Punked. I was sent a copy of Skreech's porno.

JTchicago
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:13pm
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you are missing out then bro... this includes bloopers...

must be lot's of "slip-ups", "spit-takes" and people "with mud on their faces"...

congrats also JT...

ninja...
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:34pm
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i haven't seen it yet... originally i was going to sell it, but damn if my brother and some friends want to check it out this weekend...

congrats loki... if the back of the box is any indication Pirates 2 looks pretty epic..

ninja...
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:17pm
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i just want it as a trophy for my cappin' skillz. thats not to say i won't watch it though, haha! congrats to you too. i wonder who else won. their are about 3 or 4 winners right?

(and lol @ JTchicago... thats funny shit)

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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LOL, Actuallly Loki, That was at the end of the Vid whe Skreech pulled a Dirty Sanchez.

JTchicago
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:02pm
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I THINK MINE CAME TODAY TO, BUT I WASN'T HOME! DON'T KNOW IF I WILL WATCH IT!

balls of doom
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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Damn she's hot.

Also, she's the best part of command and conquer: red alert 3

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:06pm
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amazing boobs, not a fan of the face here, esp with short hair she looka kind manly

jennyla
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 10:10pm
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I SAY THREE WORDS

MI - GHTY FINE!

balls of doom
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:02pm
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Old or not, these pics are great.

And I had an inkling as to who would win the Caption contest. And I was right.

Razorblade Tongue
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:49pm
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Fine ass White gurl.

The Devil
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:16am
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Awesome set of knockers. Even if they are fake. The rest of her isn't too shabby either.

Kristin
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:20am
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Damn, you throw big fake tits on an average woman and people go nuts. I hope I get this doll for Christmas, so I can smash it with a 10 lbs hammer.

Does the doll come with busted feet, too?

ACE
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:28am
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She has breast implants, but she's not average ! She's really pretty and looks very hot with amazing boobs even if they are fake.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:45am
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GEMMA IS UGLY. GEMMA IS FUGLY. GEMMA IS FAT.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:20am
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No, Gemma is hot, Gemma is fucking hot, and she's not fat, she just has big and amazing boobs lol

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:39am
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She's hot. Marcus Bent in a lucky dude!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 6:58am
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I wish all women were like Gemma. She's gorgeous and she's fit (she's not some ugly anorexic twig). SIZZLING HOT GODDESS!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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