Funky Looking Brooke Hogan Does A Bikini Photo Shoot
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
These were snapped in Miami.And the Wiki says...
Brooke Ellen Bollea (born May 5, 1988[1]), better known by her stage name Brooke Hogan, is an American pop singer and television personality. She appeared on the reality-television series Hogan Knows Best, which focused on her family, and which premiered on July 10, 2005 on VH1 and MTV. A spin-off series called Brooke Hogan Knows Best will focus on her.
Her father is strict on dating. According to an interview with Hulk Hogan in Maxim magazine, he literally threw Aaron Carter out of his house after less than an hour after finding Carter to be arrogant and disrespectful. As presented on Hogan Knows Best, Hulk placed a GPS tracker on her vehicle that enables him to track her whereabouts and can even remotely shut down the engine of Brooke's car if he feels the need to do so. However, in a later interview, she reveals, among other things, that her father has loosened up a bit upon her eighteenth birthday. [Wiki]
Brooke, sweetie, it's not going to happen.
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She needs to change her hair color. She looks too much like her Mom, which makes her seem A LOT older. She would be smoking as a brunette.
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Yoda's verdict:
"A model, you are not."
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She is my father
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I JUST LOST MY BONER
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I would have to agree with Yoda, for he is a jedi master, and the force is strong with him......
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I also follow the way of the Jedi and not the hulk.
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If I were her and came from a family with that much money I would just start doing porn so I could suck and swallow anything in site. She'd be good at it, all that pent up frustration would make her hella good at fellatio.
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I love her body it looks so healthy, but she does suffer from a serious case of Man-face.
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my god, hideous
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brown bag it
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She looks just like her brother in that pic
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i bet she's a nice, funny, and cool.
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Looks like Hulk-a-Mania ran wild all over her face.
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more like the bastard child of the incredible hulk. bag please!
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She has a great body, What's wrong with you fashion freaks? No one likes a tiny anorexic chick. This woman has all the meat in the world to satisfy a real man.
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The face, however, should be brown bagged.
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There you go. I don't think her body is bad either but the face is.
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Her face looks like someone put Britney Spears head and a bowling ball on spin-cycle at the local laundrymat.
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Poor Brooke...She tries soo hard to be sexy. Even got her breasts done and everything.
But not matter what she does or what she wears...she'll always be butt freaking ugly.
Its in the genes Brookie.....its in the genes.
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She's never going to "happen." She can't sing, she can't act, she really doesn't have any talent at all. And she looks like a man.
Conclusion: She's made of FAIL.
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From time to time, banging a big boned woman is good for your cajones, but I have to put the brown bag on this one.
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She's just ugly....very much!!
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There's not much I find offensive. But I find the entire Hogan clan very, very offensive. I'm not quite sure why. Maybe it's because the Hogan's are a microcosm of what's wrong with this country: malignantly narcissistic, talentless yet unaware of how talentless they are, supposedly Christian yet lacking one characteristic of what makes a good Christian, and tacky. They should replace the Stars and Stripes with a picture of Brooke Hogan.
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Cookie, you seem to be a little disgruntled with you country. Are things that bad down on Sesame Street or did you just have a bad batch of cookies?
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OK....Who put LSD in the Cookie dough?
That was one hell of an answer from a blue monster with a sugar addiction.
I kid, only because your name is Cookie Monster.
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I gave up the cookies, Rich. Cold turkey. Been almost three weeks since I've had any sugar. Been drinking a lot of green tea, eating a lot of brown rice and fish. Even took up jogging. I feel better than I have in years. So much energy. A sense of clarity. No more bullshit, Rich. I'm a lean, mean, non-cookie eating machine.
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Great....Than why call yourself Cookie Monster...Kind of false advertising. *tear wells up in eye*
You've ruined a dream man!
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Wow she does try but it's not working.
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I opened up a big can of whoop ass on her monsterous face!!!
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fucking ugly...i had never seen her look this ugly...how dare she pull all her hair back and try this look? that is for people with beautiful features...her every flaw is so obvious with her hair back and wet
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only people like lima can pull that off
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I think you may have a valid point here. I believe Brooke's pics would have worked better if she flipped her hair the other way and totally covered her face.
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lmfao
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I second that, lmfao!
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poor brooke
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i can masturbate if i scroll down so her face is not visible
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her nose job makes her face look even wider...
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I feel sorry for her.
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HAHAHAHA.
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her face looks like Gus Triandos
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#30 - good one, seriously beautiful pic of lima. unlike this beast.
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shes ugly. Look at that chin. She needs to accept her fate... she is a monster lol
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i would SO crawl all over her
now before you hate - remember im a big guy myself!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FAIL.
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i feel so bad for her! first of all, she looks ok in these pictures, but definately not great. second of all, what chance did she ever have in being normal? none! her father is a wacko, her mother is a wacko, her brother is a killer (nearly). these people are freaks!
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#1 said it best.
shit. all she needs is a bandanna and a NWO vest and she'd be Hogan
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*and she'd be Hulk Hogan*
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Brooke is broke. Pretty eyes and that's it.
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Where the fuck is her upper lip going? I thought hairlines and chins were the only things that could recede. I stand corrected. That's some Enemy Mine shit right there.
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It looks like her head is super-imposed onto a somewhat womanly body.
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she looks exactly like this dumb ass guy i used to know...exactlyyyyyyyyyy...the features are the same...lemme see if i can find a pic
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haahahh what is this?
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i guess i can sort of see the resemblance..the thin nose and those wimpy lips, plus the fake tan
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Who the hell is this guy, d? And better yet, does he know you put his picture up here? lol
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Yeah, but she can sing right? Lemme find her single on the Internet.
Give me a second.........oh.
Maybe she should concentrate on trapping a more famous husband. She should hook up with that Jenner kid and have a show called "My Big Fat E! Wedding."
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DEFINITLEY A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE!
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She needs a new head.
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Are we supposed to be turned on with the shaved beaver in pic #5? Or is she just trying to show us that she really isn't a man...?
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Like Cartman says "I'm not Fat I'm Big Boned"
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why do these spoiled kids of the rich and famous who are butt ass ugly keep putting themselves out like they expect to have fans and be called sexy or talented or anything other than ugly, rich and dumb?
Feel sorry for her? For thinking she can buy talent or a career MAYBE but she is really a leech and a waste of air and space in society. My tips are to go get a damn education, put your face in some books instead of trying to force us to look at you........NEXT
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her shaved muff probably looks like hollywood hogan's stubble whilst growing back...
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Good god her face looks like it was photoshoped onto a hot bod,WTF
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Her head looks like a planet. Did they use the Hubble Tscope to take her face shots? Looks like it dont it?
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She really needs to stop this.
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shit, i gotta give her an A for effort. I mean she is built like a dude, minus the fake boobs, she is too thick, she's got big thighs, and a flat ass & her face is really nothing to write home about. HOWEVER, she keeps trying to be a sexpot, she wants to be the next Tori paver or Jessica Alba or something. Brooke Hogan thinks if she wears next to nothing, she will be a sex symbol. No Brooke, a lot of being a sex symbol has to do with looking good genetically, that comes from DNA, and you did not get good looking DNA. YOu got dude looking DNA.
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TO NUMBER #30-D55, GOOD CALL DUDE. BUTCH HOG-AN'S FUGNESS IS MAGNIFIED BY BEING ON THE SAME PAGE AS LIMA. AND TO TOP IT OFF, SHE IS TRYING TO PULL OFF A SEXY LIMA LOOK. NOT HAPPENING BROOKE, YOU ARE DUDEISH LOOKING FUCKING UGLY.
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She looks like a combination of Randy Quaid and Larry Bird in the face. . . . It's not pretty
*looks down at shows*
*exits thread disappointed*
*comes back*
Her body looks good though.
*leaves for good*
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I'd do all of that below the neckline.
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It looks like her face is trying very hard to not grow a mustache.
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Neck up - sexy sexy sexy man.
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I'm sure some guy would turn this photo into jack off material... photoshop is amazing isn't it?
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Wonder if she swallows?
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